Rare Pair Exchange 2021
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neosaiyanangelExciting~
I love rare pairs. They don’t love me so much, but that’s okay.
General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags
General dislikes: pointless smut (I like smut that advances something. Character development, plot, what have you. I want it to MEAN something), animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina
DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end (catch the feels and get together!), traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions (the foodstuffs; I have a phobia of them), I HATE time travel like A Sitch in Time where the entire thing was pointless; a time loop where nothing changes at all and the entire thing was moot, religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas and weddings; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)
Kim Possible
Dr. Drakken/Ron Stoppable
Domestic fluff please! Mpreg, too! Drakken being pregnant while they fight over what to paint the nursery, or them dragging Kim and Shego into an argument on names could be fun. It would also be pretty funny if Drakken realizes he’s ended up pregnant because of his new, bizarre post-series biology. I don’t really have prompts beyond domesticity would make me happy!
Drakken/Kim
I looooooooove them soooo muuuuch. You’ll be hard-pressed to write anything with them that I don’t like.
Specific ideas: 1. Sex! Drakken and Kim have sex for the first time. For this, I’m looking for affirmation. I would love something fluffy and sexy, with the fun not so much focused on PIV and some discussion about Drakken having a small cock. Big penises are a turn-off. Please please please I would love something adorable and wonderful and heart-melting. I want to have warm fuzzy feelings with some honest-to-goodness love.
2. Pets are good. Drakken has Commodore Puddles. What would Kim get? Would Drakken give or make it as a gift? What would it be? I think a bird might be interesting, though pick whatever works for you.
3. When do they move in together? Does Kim gradually find her things at Drakken’s place? Or maybe Drakken separates work and home and moves in with Kim? Homey home stuff would be nice to see!
4. I got a wonderful gift where these two write letters to each other. I would love to see more of it! Maybe Kim joins a program where she tries to rehab villains via letters and she gets Drakken. They’re annoyed at first, but begin to open up. Kim and Ron break up, Shego leaves him in jail again, etc. Eventually Drakken breaks out! ...Yet they keep writing letters to each other. No one gets it. Not even them.
5. Medieval times! Kim is the wily Blue Fox who works by night to undue the nefarious plot of Duke Drakken of House Lipsky to take power and is the princess of the realm by day. She is aided by her bard companion Ron while Drakken is guarded by the peasant turned mercenary Shego. In this world a few people have special abilities while all main bloodline royals have a specific power that adds to their abilities. Kim’s ability is luck, kinda like Domino. The slimmer the odds, the better she pulls through. Drakken’s is unknown (except it’s totally embarrassingly plant powers) while Shego’s is plasma hands. Ron...iunno. Somehow, through everything, Drakken and Princess Kim establish and interesting rapport. It’s eventually revealed that Drakken is descended from the main bloodline via Mim running off with Bartholomew and secretly living as his daring mistress. They get married For Reasons and etc etc.
6. Kim is an overworked student who works as a barista. Drew (nickname Drakken because he’s ridiculous) is the long-working and often laughed at PhD student who’s been working forever on an obscure and almost ludicrous thesis topic. Some day Drakken ventures into the coffee shop and meets Kim. Drakken is rather memorable, which is why Kim learns his normal order pretty fast. They began chatting. Learning more about each other. They start helping each other with their ‘homework’ (Drakken bounces ideas off of Kim, Kim learns advanced science stuff). One of them realizes they caught feelings. Or both of them realize? Then it becomes a piningfest. Maybe Drakken lays a surprise excited kiss on Kim when he has a breakthrough?
Dungeon Fighter Online
Empress Erje/Zeldine Schneider
Dragon empress and her retainer! They NEED to be together (after a time skip).
Specific ideas: 1. Erje hasn’t been quite right since she took control of her birthright. Slowly, she’s been turning into a dragon. Not too noticeable, more monster cutie levels. But one problem that happened was the start of heats. She tries to suppress it. It gets more and more noticeable each year until she simply can’t handle it and she ravages her most loyal retainer. Zeldine ain’t complaining!
2. The empress must marry to secure the bloodline for the next generation. The wording, however, doesn’t mention if the spouse has to be male. Erje picks Zeldine, her most beloved retainer. She thinks it’s because of loyalty. But it’s beyond that. Real love is there.
One Piece
Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji
I am 100% not picky for these two. Give me what you will! I’ll give a couple of ideas because why not.
Specific ideas: 1. Modern AU! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist.
2. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Kissing? Sex? Nothing else?
3. Because of the genetic manipulation his father did, Sanji is just not quite human. He goes into heat occasionally. Usopp happens to be alone with him when it happens. Sanji is practically out of his mind from the heat. Usopp makes the decision to help Sanji through it. Feelings follow!
I love rare pairs. They don’t love me so much, but that’s okay.
General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags
General dislikes: pointless smut (I like smut that advances something. Character development, plot, what have you. I want it to MEAN something), animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina
DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end (catch the feels and get together!), traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions (the foodstuffs; I have a phobia of them), I HATE time travel like A Sitch in Time where the entire thing was pointless; a time loop where nothing changes at all and the entire thing was moot, religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas and weddings; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)
Kim Possible
Dr. Drakken/Ron Stoppable
Domestic fluff please! Mpreg, too! Drakken being pregnant while they fight over what to paint the nursery, or them dragging Kim and Shego into an argument on names could be fun. It would also be pretty funny if Drakken realizes he’s ended up pregnant because of his new, bizarre post-series biology. I don’t really have prompts beyond domesticity would make me happy!
Drakken/Kim
I looooooooove them soooo muuuuch. You’ll be hard-pressed to write anything with them that I don’t like.
Specific ideas: 1. Sex! Drakken and Kim have sex for the first time. For this, I’m looking for affirmation. I would love something fluffy and sexy, with the fun not so much focused on PIV and some discussion about Drakken having a small cock. Big penises are a turn-off. Please please please I would love something adorable and wonderful and heart-melting. I want to have warm fuzzy feelings with some honest-to-goodness love.
2. Pets are good. Drakken has Commodore Puddles. What would Kim get? Would Drakken give or make it as a gift? What would it be? I think a bird might be interesting, though pick whatever works for you.
3. When do they move in together? Does Kim gradually find her things at Drakken’s place? Or maybe Drakken separates work and home and moves in with Kim? Homey home stuff would be nice to see!
4. I got a wonderful gift where these two write letters to each other. I would love to see more of it! Maybe Kim joins a program where she tries to rehab villains via letters and she gets Drakken. They’re annoyed at first, but begin to open up. Kim and Ron break up, Shego leaves him in jail again, etc. Eventually Drakken breaks out! ...Yet they keep writing letters to each other. No one gets it. Not even them.
5. Medieval times! Kim is the wily Blue Fox who works by night to undue the nefarious plot of Duke Drakken of House Lipsky to take power and is the princess of the realm by day. She is aided by her bard companion Ron while Drakken is guarded by the peasant turned mercenary Shego. In this world a few people have special abilities while all main bloodline royals have a specific power that adds to their abilities. Kim’s ability is luck, kinda like Domino. The slimmer the odds, the better she pulls through. Drakken’s is unknown (except it’s totally embarrassingly plant powers) while Shego’s is plasma hands. Ron...iunno. Somehow, through everything, Drakken and Princess Kim establish and interesting rapport. It’s eventually revealed that Drakken is descended from the main bloodline via Mim running off with Bartholomew and secretly living as his daring mistress. They get married For Reasons and etc etc.
6. Kim is an overworked student who works as a barista. Drew (nickname Drakken because he’s ridiculous) is the long-working and often laughed at PhD student who’s been working forever on an obscure and almost ludicrous thesis topic. Some day Drakken ventures into the coffee shop and meets Kim. Drakken is rather memorable, which is why Kim learns his normal order pretty fast. They began chatting. Learning more about each other. They start helping each other with their ‘homework’ (Drakken bounces ideas off of Kim, Kim learns advanced science stuff). One of them realizes they caught feelings. Or both of them realize? Then it becomes a piningfest. Maybe Drakken lays a surprise excited kiss on Kim when he has a breakthrough?
Dungeon Fighter Online
Empress Erje/Zeldine Schneider
Dragon empress and her retainer! They NEED to be together (after a time skip).
Specific ideas: 1. Erje hasn’t been quite right since she took control of her birthright. Slowly, she’s been turning into a dragon. Not too noticeable, more monster cutie levels. But one problem that happened was the start of heats. She tries to suppress it. It gets more and more noticeable each year until she simply can’t handle it and she ravages her most loyal retainer. Zeldine ain’t complaining!
2. The empress must marry to secure the bloodline for the next generation. The wording, however, doesn’t mention if the spouse has to be male. Erje picks Zeldine, her most beloved retainer. She thinks it’s because of loyalty. But it’s beyond that. Real love is there.
One Piece
Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji
I am 100% not picky for these two. Give me what you will! I’ll give a couple of ideas because why not.
Specific ideas: 1. Modern AU! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist.
2. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Kissing? Sex? Nothing else?
3. Because of the genetic manipulation his father did, Sanji is just not quite human. He goes into heat occasionally. Usopp happens to be alone with him when it happens. Sanji is practically out of his mind from the heat. Usopp makes the decision to help Sanji through it. Feelings follow!
