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Give me a heart attack (from how good the fic is!).

General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags

General dislikes: animal abuse, deus ex machina

DNW: first or second person (unless writing letters), onions, time travel (unless Harry Potter’s Time Turner), religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)

Hazbin Hotel

Firstly, I wish to note something. You DO NOT have to follow this, it’s just what I most enjoy reading.

I do prefer an asexual (not sex repulsed) gray/demiromantic Alastor who only starts getting feelings he doesn't understand interacting with Charlie/Vaggie/Lucifer. Really build up his struggle with wanting to touch them, deeply desiring the idea that they're thinking of him as obsessively as he's thinking of them. Maybe even masturbate to it! I'm not opposed to smut but I want it to be a novel feeling of not feeling skeeved out by the idea of that much touching.


Alastor/Charlie/Vaggie

This is my OTP. You almost literally cannot pick something I won’t like from them. A noncon fic does need to try harder to please me, but as long as they all end the fic relatively happy without mind control (sex pollen is fine) it’ll be great!

1. Soulmates. Heaven decides to punish Sinners more by letting them know they have another part of themselves that they’ll never see because the other people are in Heaven. The Heaven inhabitants have no idea. The despair works for most of Hell’s inhabitants, breaking up relationships and causing such grief. But…some aren’t driven to despair. In fact, some find themselves happier as they do find their other part in Hell. Charlie and Vaggie are so happy to see that they have matching soulmate marks. …except, it feels like something is missing. Like there is more than one in their relationship. Alastor, meanwhile, struggles with the idea that there’s someone out THERE who he matches with like no other. It drives him mildly insane, the idea that he’s somehow INCOMPLETE?! Haha, the Radio Demon has no weakness like love or soulmates!

2. Alastor messes with something he shouldn’t have in his quest to snap free from his enslavement. He frees himself from his original enslaver simply for the chain to go wild and attach himself as a slave to…Vaggie. Now, Vaggie doesn’t want this on the surface but secretly thinks this could keep him from doing horrible things. Because of that, when she tries to release him it doesn’t work. She doesn’t MEAN to let him go so she can’t. Charlie sees this as a mystery to solve. Alastor tries to figure out which enslaver is worse. But as things go on, the more Alastor starts to get attached to the two. What happens down the line? Not sure. I’m sure you’ll figure it out. ;)

3. Coffee shop AU. Have I mentioned this is my favorite type of AU? It can be set in either Hell or Earth. If Earth, Alastor is definitely still murdering people. Again, if Earth, I’d be highly amused if it was set during when Alastor was alive. No idea what to do/where to go with this (maybe it’s a cat cafe that Charlie runs trying to save animals?).

4. Alastor is bored. What does Alastor do when he’s bored? Well, I’m sure it won’t be pretty. Likely create chaos everywhere. He refrains from doing anything to the hotel (he’s already admitted to himself that he’s too into Vaggie and Charlie to do anything to make them upset). They’re still tangentially affected and it leaves them with the question on why not the hotel?


Alastor/Charlie/Lucifer/Vaggie

Look, this is the best way to solve the shipping arguments. Put them all together!

There is only one story for this ship (that was also a request of mine), so it's a blank canvas! (meme) It's free real estate!

1. Smut. You can't go wrong with smut. A few quips here and there from Alastor and Lucifer, giggles from Charlie, chiding from Vaggie...I'm fine with PWP for this!

2. Who's the better kisser? Alastor and Lucifer get into an argument (for Alastor it's quality over quantity, for Lucifer experience is key). They both go to an impartial party (which, considering the two, is hard), Charlie, who they don't even tell what's going on, they just kiss her and demand to know who's the best. Cue Vaggie stepping in and showing the boys how to REALLY kiss. Then, after a beat, they start arguing over who could please a lady in bed more. Vaggie, again, steps in and begins herding them to the bedroom. Charlie is confused and not sure her dad realizes what's going on but hey, who's she to turn down being a mediator?

3. Vaggie the Matchmaker! Vaggie sees the chemistry between Alastor, Charlie, and Lucifer. She admits to herself that she'd like to try riding those ponies too, so she starts by redirecting conversations into more flirty contexts. Soon enough the plan unfurls successfully as everyone starts to relax into the idea. Alastor and Lucifer still bicker but it's more playful than angry competitive.


Alastor/Charlie/Lucifer

This is also a pretty small rareship. What there is has shown me how wonderful it can be when it's a hinge, so I'm fine with this being a hinge relationship with either Charlie or Alastor as the middle. Definitely want Charlastor in there.

If I'm being honest, I would LOVE Lucifer/Alastor banter with any and every prompt or idea you have.

1. Kinks. What kinds of kinks can these guys get up to? I'm up for whatever. The more creative/out of the norm, the better! Roleplay is great in my book (as long as everyone is having fun). Take advantage of my lack of DNWs. I'd love to see whatever; they're in Hell after all!

2. Marriage. The three of them decide to get married after an off-color joke from Alastor starts a conversation on it. I'd love the setup, the men arguing over colors, that sort of thing. Vows at the end (be creative!) and a multi-kiss would be fantastic.

3. An established relationship, all of them content, then BOOM! Lilith shows back up. You can keep the mystery of what she'd doing under wraps; I'm here for the angst. How can Lucifer choose between his past love and his current loves?

4. College/University AU. Charlie is a student, Alastor is a professor, Lucifer is a megadonor for the college/university. That's it. Work it out however you want! I would appreciate some smut for this prompt.


Alastor/Charlie

Mix and match thoughts up top. I’m gonna suggest a bunch of AUs, mostly because I can and I’m up for sooooo many different things that I can’t fully express all of the thoughts in my head.

1. For a discarded plan AU and never selling his soul AU, you know how Vaggie was going to be a Sinner? Stick with that. And get rid of the subplot where Alastor is doing someone's bidding against his will. Maybe he vacationed to Earth in those 7 years? I like the idea that he really was looking for entertainment from the hotel.

2. A dogwalker/owner AU, Charlie should be the dogwalker. Good gig, lots of dogs, a little stressful but she’s doing good for the dogs (and Alastor's cat). Lucifer definitely has a dog named Satan, Alastor has a cat named Husker that he has Charlie walk, etc. Vaggie is roommates with her and they occasionally switch up walkers depending on who's free. Lucifer thinks it's all beneath Charlie. He still supports her dream of establishing a rescue by letting her walk Satan (Satan doesn't listen to anyone else) and giving a generous tip. For Alastor, I imagine the start was to cause entertaining trouble for a simpleton dogwalker to end up surprised and impressed that they were able to handle all the dogs plus a cat so well.

3. A university AU. I would prefer Alastor be a tenured professor of some sort while Charlie is one of his students. Lucifer maybe is a megadonor or whatever (I'm not picky with how Lucifer figures into the story, if he even does) while Vaggie (if she's there) is Charlie's best friend. Alastor finds himself drawn to Charlie and makes up reasons to see her.


Sir Pentious/Zestial

I saw artwork of these two and thought ‘yeah, I can dig it’. Seriously, I never considered it before. But! I would love to see characterization for Zestial (he was barely in there, and the only thing that really came through was the whole ‘lol he’s super old’). I want to see a man who's never wanted before, not until he happenstance ran into Sir Pentious. Love at first sight, y’know? Except…Sir Pentious is confused and is dragged into the ship kicking and screaming. Bonus points if Carmilla gets jealous!

Specific Ideas:

1. Medieval AU! Sir Pentious is a village crazy person, doing weird things and inventing things that make everyone think he’s a witch. Zestial is a noble doing a once-over of the hamlet and becomes curious when people cower away from a street and whisper amongst themselves. When he sees Sir Pentious, who has cornered some children and is going on and on about his newest invention, Zestial doesn’t know why but his heart starts beating faster and such. He realizes that he NEEDS Sir Pentious. I’d prefer they stay looking like their Hell forms, like maybe Hell managed to leak into this world somehow.

2. The Hazbin crew make another commercial. Normally Zestial doesn’t bother with things such as ‘media’ and ‘television’. But his best buddy Carmilla wanted to see what sort of shit Vox was blabbering about recently. He’s brain-deep in a discussion with her when the commercial plays (Lucifer took care of everything, including making Vox put the commercial on his program). It’s then that he sees this charming serpent, so oblivious, so naive, so adorable…clearly, Zestial needs to make him his. I’d love to see some kinks with this one! Not sure what kinks Zestial would even have…web play maybe?

3. Carmilla convinces Zestial to let himself be the gay man he is. As such, she researched things and signed him up for a dating event. He’s uncomfortable but very, very lonely so he decides to give it a try if just to please his best friend. Of course, Sir Pentious is there as he misinterpreted the event (Dating? I thought this was an event to look for a new eeeeeevil partner to take control of the craft district!). Zestial becomes obsessed with him. Tracks him down after the event, begins to try and slide himself into Pent’s life. Or maybe he kidnaps him, I dunno.

4. Zestial becomes curious with Alastor’s little project and comes for ‘redemption’. He’s not really genuine in it. He’s looking for something new to learn and experience, something that isn’t the Vees and their annoying hold on the entertainment district. That brings him into the team. I’d like it to be him present for the battle with the Angels, but instead of 6 months it’s still one year. That would give time for him and Sir Pentious to get close. I think the other sets of ships can happen naturally. I imagine the changes to the fight would be interesting to read! Like maybe Charlie and Vaggie decide to help Alastor with Adam at the start of the fight, or Husk and Angel fight Lute. I would melt if Zestial and Sir Pentious died together and both appeared in Heaven.


Legend of Mana

Lady Blackpearl/Ruri | Elazul

I like the idea of Elazul being paired up with the far-more-experienced Lady Blackpearl. Where did she get the Lady title? Who knows? Previous husband, part of a royal family, knighted by the Queen of England. Whichever.

I want the bold, brash, confident characters they are. They’re never nervous or scared in canon, or shy away from challenges. I want to see them tackle challenges head-on with supreme belief in themselves whether in over their head or not.

These are so stubborn and hardheaded I imagine they’d still be butting heads even post-Jumi arc. Lady Blackpearl made no secret that she looks down on Elazul for letting his guardian die. Could she handle the idea that they’re meant to be? And would there be angst that maybe a soul bond is to Pearl, not her? Or perhaps Elazul doesn’t want to ‘pick’ Lady Blackpearl over Pearl and struggles against it?

Specific ideas: 1. Marriage! Ceremony takes place in Leires to make it legit. Maybe there’s magical Jumi stuff that arranges marriages like this and it’s found that both Elazul and Lady Blackpearl are matched up with Pearl AND each other. It’s not ENTIRELY unheard of, but it is considered an old wives tale. Or it could just be Elazul/Blackpearl with Pearl cheering them on.

2. Love by a thousand cuts. Elazul and Lady Blackpearl interact in the Bejeweled City. Small interactions build a relationship up until Pearl can’t help but comment the next time they’re at Leires. They’re flustered and deny it…until they’re presented with evidence. Then they stubbornly argue over who wears the pants.

3. Maybe the Hero/ine doesn’t drop a Teardrop Crystal? What if Elazul and Pearl/Lady Blackpearl both go with and are thus the last Jumi left. How would that affect things? What could they do, being the last of their race? Try to build a family? Maybe a found family with others they decide to settle down with? I can see them settling in Domina. That place accepts everyone, after all. And, maybe, it gets to the point that they open their hearts enough to produce their own Teardrop Crystal.


Kim Possible

Dr.Drakken & Vivian Francis Porter & Tara

Look, I’ve written a fic for these three and I cannot BELIEVE others haven’t! The shenanigans are UNREAL! Seriously, they’re all crazy in their own ways and they can just BOUNCE that off of each other. Basically, I want a fic of banter. Them talking, debating, trading ideas, and generally being a bit of a friend-ish-not-really-enemy group.

Specific Ideas: 1. They all work together at the Space Center. Basically, my fanfic idea but written by someone else. Get them there however you want! I want to see the weird ideas! Mad science! Tara being a genius ditz! Drakken failing successfully! Vivian wrangling them and trying to get stuff done! I’d prefer they be friends. Them being friends just makes me happy.

2. Drakken purposely kidnaps Vivian and accidentally kidnaps Tara. Drakken’s almost-genius, Vivian’s total genius, Tara’s scattered genius. Who will drive who crazy first?

3. AU! Vivian and Tara go to school at MIST at the same time as Drakken/Drew. I’d love to see them be his friends instead of him joining the MISTcreants. Keep those three jerks away from Drew!

4. Opposite AU! Drew is a college student when Tara is in high school and Vivian is a junior scientist. How do they all become friends? I dunno. I’d love to see it!


Drakken/James/Ann(e)

Ideas from the movie:

1. Anne figures out Drakken’s plan with the pieces she has and decides to try and save Kim’s prom by going with James to foil Drakken. Unused to taking on James and Kim’s not-sister, Drakken is taken off-guard enough that they talk him down. Adult conversations for the win!

2. Instead of James working on the Hephaestus project, it’s Anne and her brain surgeon expertise. What changes would that make? Maybe he’s struck stupid by the charming redhead?

And other ideas!:

1. Drakken does a talk at MIST. It turns out it was so they could laugh at him. They don’t actually let him talk, instead heckling him until he yells and throws the podium or something. He stalks out…but the words hang on. His partner(s) catch on that something happened and comfort accordingly.

2. They go to the beach. Have fun, surfs up, etc. Drakken, being the dork he is, somehow trips on rocks and goes tumbling. He plants face-first into the sand. The scratches and ouchies are nothing compared to the humiliation of everyone pointing and laughing. He sulks until Anne and/or James coax him out into the water. Or maybe they get ice cream? I dunno. Just, something soft.

3. Drakken has a night terror. All of his bullies corner him, abuse him, make him hurt until he cries before he wakes up screaming. Then he cries IRL. Please have his partner(s) comfort him!

4. College, when Drakken was still Drew! Maybe him and James have a fling that becomes more complex when one (or both?) also develop feelings for the hot red headed med student that goes to their sister school. Can things be resolved in a way where they all win?

5. Post-series Drakken is trying to reform. Trying. He’s finding it hard with rejection around every corner. It isn’t until he runs into his old former friend and his wife that he starts seeing a light for his future in the form of a rebuilding friendship...and maybe something more.

6. Shego sets Drakken up on a dating site against his will. As he grumpily looks through it, he stumbles upon Kim’s mom advertising for a bad boy to join in some threesome fun. Seeing it as a viciously fun way to get back at Kim AND James, he matches with her and strikes up a conversation. And, somehow, strangely, it leads to something more than he would have ever expected.


Katawa Shoujo

Okay, so, I’m having trouble narrowing down specific prompts like my other requests. So I’ll just going to give bite-size ideas. Mix and match as much as you want!

Hisao/Hanako(/Lilly)

- Poly negotiations! Who’s in love with who? V-shape? All mutual? I can imagine Hanako being afraid to say she loves Lilly like that for fear of wrecking everything.

- Cooking? Why not? It could get into nitty-gritty/slightly dark stuff like Hanako being afraid of ovens because of what happened to her and her family.

- Working at Yamaku together would be nice!

- Coffee shop shenanigans! Hisao gets a part-time job at a coffee place and gets Hanako addicted to the coffee while Lilly sticks to her tea.

- Going to university is rough. Show me the three of them getting through it together!

- A/B/O! Hanako is a shy alpha, Lilly is a lusty beta, Hisao is a stubborn omega.

- Meeting Lilly’s parents.

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Shizune/Misha

- Getting back together after they finish school! Now that they’re adults, how have things changed? Or stayed the same?

- A middle ground between rejecting Misha and cheating on Shizune. Hisao has an emergency student council meeting where they all hash out their feelings and clear the air. Hisao stands aside as Shizune works through some things she didn't realize were bogging her down.

- Wild West AU! Shizune and Misha are the sheriff and deputy, Hisao is the new schoolmarm.

- Pets. Give them pets. Whatever you think fits.

- A weird little slice-of-life/low stakes battle to set up a school wide meeting to get Srs Bsns taken care of.

- Hisao somehow ends up roped into a meeting with the school officials over budgets and stuff like that.

- Shizune’s dad is a dick. Have Hisao punch him in the nuts. Accidentally-on-purpose because of something he said about Shizune/Misha would be the best.


Final Fantasy VI

Locke/Terra/Shadow

Ohhhh, my One True Trio. Why can’t there be more for you? Why must you be so rare? I will take anything. A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G. I’ll still give ideas for slice-of-life stuff, but seriously. Anything.

Specific ideas: 1. Coffee shop AU! Shadow is the mysterious patron. Terra is the noob barista. Locke is the coffee master who likes to sleight if hand a coffee here and there. What kind of adorable hijinx would Terra get those two into?

2. They have a rock-paper-scissor match. Locke and Shadow both cheat while poor Terra follows the rules. Which rule-breaker will come out on top? Or maybe Terra just does the thing while the boys argue over whose cheating is better.

3. Interceptor likes pets. Why don’t Terra and Locke pet him? And maybe it melts Shadow’s heart. Just a little.

4. Sleeping arrangements~ Who is the bed hog? Does one of them wake up insufferably early? Can they sleep when assaulted by snoring that can wake the dead?


Sabin/Cyan

I want a mini-adventure (or a massive one with the world at stake) with these three. More characters can tag along, but I want the focus to be on these three. It would be AMAZING if you could manage to ship Cyan/Sabin. Bonus points for background Terra/Locke/Shadow.

What you could do is perhaps the world is starting to die from no magic and they have to find a way to fix it? Or maybe Gau’s senile father is dying and the only cure is in a dangerous hard-to-navigate location? As long as it’s fun I’ll probably enjoy it.


R.O.D. Read or Die (OVAs)

Look, I'm up for anything. As long as Readman and Nancy get to be badass, I won't complain. An AU where they go on a different adventure would REALLY interest me. The clone plot was rather complicated, as was the extra clone Nancy. As long as they're the characters they are, I'll likely enjoy it.


Girl Genius

This is practically the opposite of a safety. It's loooooong. And fun. The Castle Heterodyne part took FOREVER. I secretly enjoyed it. Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.


Agatha & Zeetha

I'm not going to make it a DNW because I don't want to limit you, but if you could at least downplay the Other plot with the bugs or even set the story after she's defeated and they're on their adventures I'd appreciate it. The Heterodynes are freaking crazy. I'm certain there's plenty of trouble to get into.

Specific ideas:

1. It's time to go find Skyfander! Zeetha and her new Jaeger build needs some exercise and getting used to her developing form so she can have that to deal with as they explore and try to find her home. Mix in Agatha's Spark craziness and they're sure to find it! ...but will they accept them, especially Zeetha's new form? And the reunion between Higgs and Zeetha... <3

2. They go on a random adventure. You can have whoever you want to join in on this. I have no ideas, even vague ones. A lore-rich story would be something I'd LOVE to nibble on!

3. The opposite: Mechanicsburg is under attack! Someone is trying to take advantage of the chaos after the Other was defeated and everyone was freed from the control of the wasps. Show how the crew fights off the invaders while quipping and having mini-adventures between the big action scenes!


Bangladesh & Zeetha

This one is simple: I want to see them make their way to Skyfander to have a good old fashioned ritual/fight over everything. Bang normally wouldn't put herself at this disadvantage, but because of Zeetha she's lost everything. After she kills Zeetha (or possibly disables her to twist the knife), she sets her sights on destroying her home. An eye for an eye after all.


One Piece

Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji

Playlist: Killing Me Slowly by Bad Wolf
Drunk Enough by Angels Fall
Beautiful by Pop Evil
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Footsteps (Go Higher) by Pop Evil

They are so amazing together. Seriously! I actually got into them from exchanges. Someone has excellent taste in ships they're just so awesome. You'd be hard-pressed to create something I don't like. You'd have to purposely dangle the ship and then yank it back at the end for me to not like it.

Specific Ideas: 1. Modern times! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist while part-timing/side gigging at the theater/acting group doing the artwork or sound stuff if you do that direction.

Or maybe he rooms with Sanji at university and they fall in together? I really would like them all to be a group that Luffy brought together, but I’m not picky at all, especially for this exchange.

2. I have no idea how to make this one work, but Usopp needs to crossdress. He needs to go undercover and crossdress and kick ass and take names as he does. And everyone, even the Yonkos, are impressed. Maybe he makes an island explode? I dunno. But somehow along the way he picks Sanji up and they get a grand finale together with lots of slinging and kicking. Yeah.

3. Rule 63! Usopp is a woman and he and Robin train to be geisha in Wano. Sanji gets worked up and (obviously stupidly) goes undercover as a woman because he hates the idea of Usopp getting anywhere near someone as grungy as Orochi. He won’t admit that he’s actually genuine fallen in love with Usopp (even though everyone knows) but goes to great lengths to protect her. And Usopp is very taken by the female-presenting Sanji. He makes for a very cute woman.

4. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Blowjobs? Full-on sex? If you do decide on straight-up sex, I would prefer Sanji bottoms.

5. Because of the genetic manipulation his father did, Sanji is just not quite human. He goes into heat occasionally. Usopp happens to be alone with him when it happens. Sanji is practically out of his mind from the heat. Usopp makes the decision to help Sanji through it. Feelings follow!

6. Again, the genetic manipulation angle. But this time, Sanji has an imprinting mechanism in him. He resists it, but slowly he’s getting more and more agitated as his needs aren’t met. It isn’t until Usopp confronts him on his changing attitude towards him that Sanji fesses up. Usopp is flattered but just not sure if they could work. They give it a shot still! And maybe it better than either ever thought it could be!

7. Sanji and his complicated history vs Usopp and his normal(ish) childhood. I would love for Sanji to talk specifically with Usopp after Usopp tells one too many lies about his regular life and discuss his jealousy about it. Then Sanji asks the rhetorical question of "What is a regular life even like?" to which Usopp thinks is a challenge that brings him into telling REAL tales of his childhood. Bonding over that...so precious.

8. Basic, uncomplicated cooking. Usopp wanders in at just the wrong time for Sanji to keelhaul him into being his kitchen assistant. Now, one of them has a crush. It would be great if it could be from the viewpoint of the OTHER person who has no idea why the other is being weird. Then, it clicks right at the end. DON'T LEAVE IT UNRESOLVED! My heart would die. I don't know how to resolve it, but I wouldn't be able to handle it if it's left at the realization stage.

9. Usopp loses a limb during the fight they have against Blackbeard’s crew. He still fights on! Yet the injury is getting worse and worse. He’s bleeding out with no one around to help. Until he’s whisked away, into the air, away from the battle. Sanji is saving him, cauterizing the stump with his flaming legs. Usopp falls unconscious, desperately trying to confess how much Sanji means to him. What happens next? Will you break my heart into pieces and end it there? It’s up to you.

10. Sanji twists the wrong way during the fight in Wano. He’s disemboweled. Intestines trying to leak out, holding his insides in literally, trying to keep going knowing he’s gonna die. But wait! Usopp uses his tentacle plant to make a makeshift bandage to keep his insides in check. They finish the fight. Chopper gets to work. What will Usopp say to keep Sanji conscious?

Heck yeah, rock those poly ships!

I am TOTALLY open for treats. Load me up!

General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags

General dislikes: animal abuse, deus ex machina, fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end; catch the feels!,traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions, time travel (unless Harry Potter’s Time Turner), religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)

Kim Possible

Drakken/Kim/Shego

Vast adventures for the win! I would want a slow burn. Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.

Specific ideas: 1. You know what would be funny to me? Politics. What kind of ass-backwards ideas would Drakken have about some world events? Maybe Kim and Shego set him straight. Or maybe Kim campaigns to them while they sit bored and uninterested.

2. Shego would definitely take them on a vacation at some point. Would she drag them to her favorite Greek resort? Or would she go on a cruise with them?

3. You can’t go wrong with making out. Not sex, not quite, but I would enjoy some messing around. Bashful Kim and Drakken that are directed with a confident yet needy Shego would be cute.

4. The Lorwardians come back post-series, this time in peace. Ron gets stuck as the emissary because of the belief that he’s the Great Blue of legend. As he takes on his duties and destiny, him and Kim lose touch and eventually break up. Have it be from Kim’s POV. At the same time, Shego and Drakken are beginning to take some pity on Kim. Less hostile, more interested in chatting. Eventually there are no plots, just nice dinners. One of them - I imagine Shego - springs the fact that they’re all going out on dates. While shocked, they all accept the fact. Then they awkwardly try to navigate the details: telling family, the idea of moving in, that sort of thing. Maybe Shego and Drakken join Kim on a few adventures!

5. Evil Kim! Attitudinated Kim decides to conquer the world and picks Drakken and Shego to help her. It takes some convincing, but eventually Drakken and Shego come around (with the promises for Drakkanada and Iceland). They don’t realize, though, that Kim is looking for more than a simple evil partnership...

6. Soulmarks! Post-canon Drakken and Shego are on vacation when Team Possible drops in to check on them and make sure they aren’t doing evil. Their soulmarks are plain as day in their beachwear even though they’re supposed to be as private as walking around naked. But wait! Kim has the exact same mark? How is that possible?! Are they mismatched? Is it REALLY a trio matching soulmarks? (The answer is yes, but they don’t know that). A bit of angst before they shape up and Ron is, somehow, the voice of reason. It could even be a mystery in the beginning where Ron and Kim show each other their soul marks and they don’t match. Then who are their soulmates? Feel free to have a background Ron ship!


Drakken/James/Anne

Smart people are smart. They should be smart together. Being all smart-like and driving Kim bonkers with Drakken’s superiority over her as an authority figure.

A couple of ideas based only on the movie:

Drakken/James/Ann(e)

Ideas from the movie:

1. Anne figures out Drakken’s plan with the pieces she has and decides to try and save Kim’s prom by going with James to foil Drakken. Unused to taking on James and Kim’s not-sister, Drakken is taken off-guard enough that they talk him down. Adult conversations for the win!

2. Instead of James working on the Hephaestus project, it’s Anne and her brain surgeon expertise. What changes would that make? Maybe he’s struck stupid by the charming redhead?

And other ideas!:

1. Drakken does a talk at MIST. It turns out it was so they could laugh at him. They don’t actually let him talk, instead heckling him until he yells and throws the podium or something. He stalks out…but the words hang on. His partner(s) catch on that something happened and comfort accordingly.

2. They go to the beach. Have fun, surfs up, etc. Drakken, being the dork he is, somehow trips on rocks and goes tumbling. He plants face-first into the sand. The scratches and ouchies are nothing compared to the humiliation of everyone pointing and laughing. He sulks until Anne and/or James coax him out into the water. Or maybe they get ice cream? I dunno. Just, something soft.

3. Drakken has a night terror. All of his bullies corner him, abuse him, make him hurt until he cries before he wakes up screaming. Then he cries IRL. Please have his partner(s) comfort him!

4. College, when Drakken was still Drew! Maybe him and James have a fling that becomes more complex when one (or both?) also develop feelings for the hot red headed med student that goes to their sister school. Can things be resolved in a way where they all win?

5. Post-series Drakken is trying to reform. Trying. He’s finding it hard with rejection around every corner. It isn’t until he runs into his old former friend and his wife that he starts seeing a light for his future in the form of a rebuilding friendship...and maybe something more.

6. Shego sets Drakken up on a dating site against his will. As he grumpily looks through it, he stumbles upon Kim’s mom advertising for a bad boy to join in some threesome fun. Seeing it as a viciously fun way to get back at Kim AND James, he matches with her and strikes up a conversation. And, somehow, strangely, it leads to something more than he would have ever expected.


Hazbin Hotel

Alastor/Charlie/Vaggie

This is my OTP. You almost literally cannot pick something I won’t like from them. A noncon fic does need to try harder to please me, but as long as they all end the fic relatively happy without mind control (sex pollen is fine) it’ll be great!

1. Soulmates. Heaven decides to punish Sinners more by letting them know they have another part of themselves that they’ll never see because the other people are in Heaven. The Heaven inhabitants have no idea. The despair works for most of Hell’s inhabitants, breaking up relationships and causing such grief. But…some aren’t driven to despair. In fact, some find themselves happier as they do find their other part in Hell. Charlie and Vaggie are so happy to see that they have matching soulmate marks. …except, it feels like something is missing. Like there is more than one in their relationship. Alastor, meanwhile, struggles with the idea that there’s someone out THERE who he matches with like no other. It drives him mildly insane, the idea that he’s somehow INCOMPLETE?! Haha, the Radio Demon has no weakness like love or soulmates!

2. Alastor messes with something he shouldn’t have in his quest to snap free from his enslavement. He frees himself from his original enslaver simply for the chain to go wild and attach himself as a slave to…Vaggie. Now, Vaggie doesn’t want this on the surface but secretly thinks this could keep him from doing horrible things. Because of that, when she tries to release him it doesn’t work. She doesn’t MEAN to let him go so she can’t. Charlie sees this as a mystery to solve. Alastor tries to figure out which enslaver is worse. But as things go on, the more Alastor starts to get attached to the two. What happens down the line? Not sure. I’m sure you’ll figure it out. ;)

3. Coffee shop AU. Have I mentioned this is my favorite type of AU? It can be set in either Hell or Earth. If Earth, Alastor is definitely still murdering people. Again, if Earth, I’d be highly amused if it was set during when Alastor was alive. No idea what to do/where to go with this (maybe it’s a cat cafe that Charlie runs trying to save animals?).

4. Alastor is bored. What does Alastor do when he’s bored? Well, I’m sure it won’t be pretty. Likely create chaos everywhere. He refrains from doing anything to the hotel (he’s already admitted to himself that he’s too into Vaggie and Charlie to do anything to make them upset). They’re still tangentially affected and it leaves them with the question on why not the hotel?


Alastor/Charlie/Lucifer/Vaggie

Look, this is the best way to solve the shipping arguments. Put them all together!

There is only one story for this ship (that was also a request of mine), so it's a blank canvas! (meme) It's free real estate!

1. Smut. You can't go wrong with smut. A few quips here and there from Alastor and Lucifer, giggles from Charlie, chiding from Vaggie...I'm fine with PWP for this!

2. Who's the better kisser? Alastor and Lucifer get into an argument (for Alastor it's quality over quantity, for Lucifer experience is key). They both go to an impartial party (which, considering the two, is hard), Charlie, who they don't even tell what's going on, they just kiss her and demand to know who's the best. Cue Vaggie stepping in and showing the boys how to REALLY kiss. Then, after a beat, they start arguing over who could please a lady in bed more. Vaggie, again, steps in and begins herding them to the bedroom. Charlie is confused and not sure her dad realizes what's going on but hey, who's she to turn down being a mediator?

3. Vaggie the Matchmaker! Vaggie sees the chemistry between Alastor, Charlie, and Lucifer. She admits to herself that she'd like to try riding those ponies too, so she starts by redirecting conversations into more flirty contexts. Soon enough the plan unfurls successfully as everyone starts to relax into the idea. Alastor and Lucifer still bicker but it's more playful than angry competitive.


Alastor/Charlie/Lucifer

This is also a pretty small rareship. What there is has shown me how wonderful it can be when it's a hinge, so I'm fine with this being a hinge relationship with either Charlie or Alastor as the middle. Definitely want Charlastor in there.

If I'm being honest, I would LOVE Lucifer/Alastor banter with any and every prompt or idea you have.

1. Kinks. What kinds of kinks can these guys get up to? I'm up for whatever. The more creative/out of the norm, the better! Roleplay is great in my book (as long as everyone is having fun). Take advantage of my lack of DNWs. I'd love to see whatever; they're in Hell after all!

2. Marriage. The three of them decide to get married after an off-color joke from Alastor starts a conversation on it. I'd love the setup, the men arguing over colors, that sort of thing. Vows at the end (be creative!) and a multi-kiss would be fantastic.

3. An established relationship, all of them content, then BOOM! Lilith shows back up. You can keep the mystery of what she'd doing under wraps; I'm here for the angst. How can Lucifer choose between his past love and his current loves?

4. College/University AU. Charlie is a student, Alastor is a professor, Lucifer is a megadonor for the college/university. That's it. Work it out however you want! I would appreciate some smut for this prompt.


Legend of Mana

Elazul/Lady Blackpearl/Alexandra

I'm absolutely obsessed with this. I would love to have so much sexual tension that Elazul can cut it with his sword and eat a piece. Them being somewhat possessive of each other (especially Lady Blackpearl and Alexandra, considering their history) would be peachy-keen!

1. Marriage! Ceremony takes place in Leires to make it legit. Maybe there’s magical Jumi stuff that arranges marriages like this and it’s found that both Elazul and Lady Blackpearl are matched up with each other and a third who’s mystically drawn there by the tower’s magic (Alexandra, of course). It’s not ENTIRELY unheard of, but it is considered an old wives tale. Or it could just be from Pearl’s viewpoint with her cheering them on.

2. Love by a thousand cuts. Elazul and Lady Blackpearl interact in the Bejeweled City while ‘somehow’ running into Alexandra outside the city. These interactions build a relationship up until Pearl can’t help but comment the next time they’re at Leires and Alexandra just so happens to be in the neighborhood. They’re flustered and deny it…until they’re presented with evidence. Then they stubbornly argue over who wears the pants.

3. Elazul is in love. The problem? He doesn’t know with who. His affection stays no matter if it’s Lady Blackpearl or Alexandra. He talks with someone (Hero/ine? Rubens? Niccolo [for laughs]?) and decides to say screw it and ask both of them out. Their reactions? Up to you, though I imagine Alexandra will be somewhat confused.


One Piece

Kuro is a master manipulator. I love him so much. I also love Usopp/Kaya and Usopp/Sanji. It seemed natural to me to squish my favorites together and make them kiss. Wouldn't you want the same for your blorbos?

Kaya/Kuro/Usopp

1. Kuro won! Except he doesn't murder Kaya and Usopp. No, he keeps them as pets of sorts. Same cage, of course. He slowly gets attached as he repopulates the island and rebuilds the economy. Soon enough he finds that he wants to build a family, an unfamiliar urge. Kaya and Usopp may have developed some Stockholm syndrome by that point at which they're allowed out of the cage but still trapped in the house. So they're some weird, messed-up kind of happily ever after where they have kids and are too broken to think of anything like escaping.

2. The opposite of the above. Kuro gets confined to a prison cell. Kaya and Usopp visit before Usopp leaves to talk about why. Why would he do such a thing? Upon which Kuro spitefully bares his soul to the two he wanted most. Crushing Usopp's free spirit and Kaya's hope would have been his magnum opi. He wanted them more than he'd wanted anything else in his life. His desperation for it makes Kaya confess that she'd fallen for Clawhador and would have granted his every request if he'd simply asked to torment him further. Usopp doesn't even bother lying. He did get off a bit at Kuro's hounding of him. Like it was a sort of game to play. Thus Kuro loses his dream by refusing to think that he should work to earn their trust.

3. Kuro decides to 'punish' Kaya and Usopp for talking so much against his wishes. BDSM and physical discipline would be great to see!

4. High School AU. I'd prefer it if Kuro was a manipulative counselor or some such while Usopp is a trouble student and Kaya is 'frail' without realizing her inner strength. I'd prefer Usopp and Kaya be in their senior/last year of school. Smut for this is welcome!

5. Anything that shows off Kuro's intelligence and cunning, Usopp's luck and creativity, and Kaya's soft heart and the silk hiding steel that she's been hiding.


Kaya/Sanji/Usopp

1. Fluff. Mindless fluff. Accomplish however you feel!

2. I like the idea that Kaya joined the crew wanting to learn as much about medicine as she can and later becomes Tony Tony Chopper's apprentice. Kaya manages to convince Sanji to stop doing the creepy 'in love' act. She already had affection for Usopp so it's not a surprise to everyone that they end up dating. What DOES catch attention is their added interest in Sanji and Sanji's reciprocation of such.

3. Letters! I love the idea that Usopp and Kaya regularly send correspondence to each other. Sanji, being jealous (of who he doesn't know), starts the same thing with Kaya and, for some reason, Usopp. They all send letters to each other until they realize that they're well and truly in love with each other.

4. It's their anniversary and Sanji is trying to remember whose favorite is whose. Was it Kaya that liked the anchovies? Or did Usopp like things spicy? He'd been so into fixing meals they all like that their likes had blended together in his mind. So embarrassed that a chef of his caliber could forget such a thing, he doesn't ask the two out of pride. How he solves this? I dunno. Maybe he makes every dish combo he can think of? Makes something that hits everyone's likes somehow? shrug

General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags

General dislikes: pointless smut, animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina

DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end; catch the feels!,traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions, time travel (unless Harry Potter’s Time Turner), religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)

Woot! 10k in 2 weeks! Let’s go!

General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags

General dislikes: pointless smut, animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina

DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end; catch the feels!,traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions, time travel (unless Harry Potter’s Time Turner), religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)


Kim Possible: So the Drama

Safety! The movie is basically a tl;dr of the show featuring everything I love about the show. Drakken being smart! Crazy shenanigans! Basic average girl life! The only thing I don’t like is the ending. Kim/Ron? No thanks.

Drakken/Shego/Kim

Specific ideas: 1. Maybe before So the Drama, while Drakken is cooking up his scheme, in order to get better intel on Kim, he convinces Shego to use his Juvenator (youth machine) so they can infiltrate her school and learn more about her and her life. This can be more slice-of-life. Maybe Shego gets close to Kim by becoming a cheerleader and drags Drakken along for the ride? I kinda want Ron to be an antagonist and jealously try to get in the middle of the triad to no effect. You could make it a Ron/Yori if you want as Ron withdraws and decides to go somewhere that he’s appreciated. Or he abuses his connections to Yamanouchi to wreck prom. By that point, I’m sure that Drakken and Shego would be torn about the plan. Do they proceed? Maybe they use it to stop Ron at the local level?

2. Drakken wins. He conquers the world! Shego stands by his side of course...but what role would Kim have? Would they start trying to woo her into their madness?

Drakken/James

Specific ideas: 1. I only really have one idea for this. A canon divergence where the meeting between Drakken and James on pizza night goes very, very differently. Hidden feelings revealed! Does Drakken try to lure James in on his plot? Or it could be the other way around - James tries to dissuade Drakken from his path.

Drakken/James/Ann(e)

Specific ideas: 1. Anne figures out Drakken’s plan with the pieces she has and decides to try and save Kim’s prom by going with James to foil Drakken. Unused to taking on James and Kim’s not-sister, Drakken is taken off-guard enough that they talk him down. Adult conversations for the win!

2. Instead of James working on the Hephaestus project, it’s Anne and her brain surgeon expertise. What changes would that make? Maybe he’s struck stupid by the charming redhead?


Hazbin Hotel (Webseries)

Another safety! Easy to pick up.

Alastor/Charlie

My favorite ship of the entire thing. I love the contrast of these two. I can see them trying to constantly convince the other of their viewpoints. The debates would be interesting!

I am not interested in a totally evil manipulative Alastor where Charlie is concerned. I much rather prefer him to be delighted by the very different person that is Charlie. Everyone else? Manipulate and destroy to your heart’s content. But Charlie is special to him.

Specific ideas: 1. Alastor makes his move to fully overthrow Lucifer. Will Charlie try to stop him? Help him? What role could she play in it all rolling out?

2. Charlie and Alastor have been secretly dating for some time. The secret to keeping it secret? Just them being them. Even when they outright state it no one believes them. What lengths will they go to in order to prove they’re romantically involved with each other?

3. Charlie ascends! God deems her worthy of Heaven even past the sins of her father. But...she misses Alastor. His wit, his charm, his HIM. So she starts sneaking back to Hell. Then, somehow, he figures out how to sneak into Heaven. They sneak around like horny teenagers until they’re caught by...who? Lilith? Lucifer? Maybe they were somehow even able to fool God?

4. Something is wrong with Charlie. She’s losing control of herself more and more. Being naturally born of the Pit without indulging in sin is destroying her. Alastor finds himself beside himself. It’s an interesting little informational tidbit to be sure...but why did it have to be his Charlie? Can he save her? Get her to drop some of her morals to save her life? Maybe he even dares to pray to God for a solution?


The Ancient Magus’ Bride

Playlist: Angel by Poets of the Fall
Spirit Never Die by Masterplan
Private Parts by Halestorm
Of These Chains by Red

My love! I love how damaged everyone in this is. Them healing together and growing is so special.

Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise/Ruth

Slice of life! Cuddles! Learning new magic! If Angelica shows up I will be most happy.

Specific ideas: 1. Just a pile of slice-of-life. Every chapter a new day with new fae coming in and out of their lives. Cuddling in front of the fireplace would be very nice indeed.

2. Chise’s father and brother return! Why? What is going on? Where had they gone, and why are they back now. I would love a fic digging into layers of plot that finds they’re back for more nefarious purposes than expected (blackmail? fae brainwashing?). Elias and Ruth keep Chise grounded and hold her up as the terrible truth is revealed. Silver Lady stays in the background for the most part, but plays a major role when the fight comes to their small home.

Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise (not really requested but I’m fine with it)

How can the fae resist Chise? They can’t, which is why Titania and Oberon keep popping up in their lives. And, naturally, they want Chise happy and healthy. Though how to accomplish that is a bit up in the air...

Specific ideas: 1. Magical weddings~ Perhaps Chise finally accepts the engagement and the fae duo immediately set on making it the Best Wedding Ever. Being fae with different ideas on what makes something memorable and good make for an interesting time all-around. Soulbonding is a practical must! Scatter about some shippy goodness with Titania and Oberon and we’re all set!

2. Chise actually dies from the dragon curse. Elias refuses to accept it. He begs everyone, including Titania and Oberon for something, anything to bring his beloved Chise back. Though dangerous and highly unsuccessful, there is one ceremony that could save her. Elias takes it; any Chise is better than no Chise. And it works! Chise is back...as a fae creature! How will that affect their relationship? Is there anything Chise will need to get used to? How does she deal with no longer being human and now invisible to their senses?

3. Coffee shop! Elias runs a fae coffee shop that peddles herbal/healing teas on the side. It isn’t until the new sick girl on the block wanders into his shop after running away from hone, her Grim by her side that he realizes things are missing from his life. He offers a kindness to her out of his own confusion that builds trust with her and Ruth. Soon, he comes to find that he needs her by his side. Can his coffee wiles charm her into being a more permanent part of his life?

4. A fey-like creature has taken to the Ainsworth household. It isn’t malevolent or anything. More interesting. Chise takes a liking to it. Elias doesn’t understand why you would entertain a creature like that. Chise teaches him the meaning of the word ‘pet’. It’s especially annoying to Elias because it follows them to the coffee shop that Elias owns and Chise works at.

5. Chise has struggled. She’s been wandering the world aimlessly trying to find meaning. She eventually finds herself in England. Finally she’s reaching the end of her rope. She plans on suicide the next day and goes to her coffee shop gig one last time. Except...that day, a new customer shows up. He takes a great interest in Chise, and she finds herself drawn to him. That little connection is enough to save her. What happens next? I dunno. It would be spiffy if they picked Ruth up somehow.

6. Elias is a world-class fabricator. His costumes are magical, almost literally. But he’s alone on his pedestal. At least, until one day he sees something, someone, that takes his breath away. An urchin on the street with her pet dog. She looks dirty, but there’s something about her...he can’t stop himself. He takes her (she doesn’t fight, her will to live practically gone) and nurses her and her dog back to health. He apprentices her and it gets to the point where she actually manages to outshine him! That day, the day they are truly equals, is when they finally connect that what they’re feeling is love. <3


One Piece

This is practically the opposite of a safety. Good luck!

Nami/Nefertari Vivi

Look, these two are made for each other. If you read/watched from Whiskey Peak to Alabasta then you know what I’m talking about. Two lovely ladies lovin’ is simply divine!

Specific Ideas: 1. Vivi almost dies trying to save her people. Not like a ‘that was close!’. No, I want blood. Pain. The fear of it being The End. Someone saves her, doesn’t matter who, but for those few minutes of peril that she feels all her regrets. Feels what she’s missing. Now, her people are very important to her. No doubt about that. But, she doesn’t feel ready for that. She wants to experience life and love. Mature, experience the world with the woman she loves. This prompt is more about Vivi coming to terms with what’s important and doing her best.

2. This one, you can include whatever ships you want. Basically, everyone on board is having a secret relationship or is a secret-keeper of a relationship. It’s from Vivi/Nami’s perspective. Everyone walking in on each other having Moments and confessions while desperately trying to keep things secret so others won’t feel awkward. Eventually they all go to Luffy at the same time (coincidentally) and ask him about the policy for crew relationships. Luffy’s just like ‘why would I have a problem, I’m in one too!’. Note that I prefer Nami/Vivi, Zoro/Luffy, and Usopp/Sanji, but don’t let that stop you if you have other ideas!

3. Modern AU where Vivi is a dynastic inheritor of whatever crown, could still be Alabasta. Nami is a cat burglar caught sneaking in as Vivi is sneaking out to roam the town. They bump into each other and silently freak out. Once they realize they’re not going to call the guards on each other, they make a deal: Vivi will help Nami steal some jewels (the stand-ins, of course; Nami isn’t quite connected enough to fence the actual royal jewels) and in exchange Nami will take Vivi around the city. It all goes well. Very well. Until, scandal! The newspapers caught Vivi not only sneaking out and bumming with the common folk, but she’s on the arm of a bombshell redhead who seems to be wearing a piece of regalia! How do they figure things out from there?

Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji

Playlist: Killing Me Slowly by Bad Wolf
Drunk Enough by Angels Fall
Beautiful by Pop Evil
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Footsteps (Go Higher) by Pop Evil

They are so amazing together. Seriously! I actually got into them from exchanges. Someone has excellent taste in ships.

Specific Ideas: 1. Modern times! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist while part-timing/side gigging at the theater/acting group doing the artwork or sound stuff if you do that direction.

Or maybe he rooms with Sanji at university and they fall in together? I really would like them all to be a group that Luffy brought together, but I’m not picky at all, especially for this exchange.

2. I have no idea how to make this one work, but Usopp needs to crossdress. He needs to go undercover and crossdress and kick ass and take names as he does. And everyone, even the Yonkos, are impressed. Maybe he makes an island explode? I dunno. But somehow along the way he picks Sanji up and they get a grand finale together with lots of slinging and kicking. Yeah.

3. Rule 63! Usopp is a woman and he and Robin train to be geisha in Wano. Sanji gets worked up and (obviously stupidly) goes undercover as a woman because he hates the idea of Usopp getting anywhere near someone as grungy as Orochi. He won’t admit that he’s actually genuine fallen in love with Usopp (even though everyone knows) but goes to great lengths to protect her. And Usopp is very taken by the female-presenting Sanji. He makes for a very cute woman.

4. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Blowjobs? Full-on sex? If you do decide on straight-up sex, I would prefer Sanji bottoms.

5. Because of the genetic manipulation his father did, Sanji is just not quite human. He goes into heat occasionally. Usopp happens to be alone with him when it happens. Sanji is practically out of his mind from the heat. Usopp makes the decision to help Sanji through it. Feelings follow!

6. Again, the genetic manipulation angle. But this time, Sanji has an imprinting mechanism in him. He resists it, but slowly he’s getting more and more agitated as his needs aren’t met. It isn’t until Usopp confronts him on his changing attitude towards him that Sanji fesses up. Usopp is flattered but just not sure if they could work. They give it a shot still! And maybe it better than either ever thought it could be!


Original Work

I have particular tastes for my OW. Specifically like a single-target sexuality, but more sadistic.

Cruel Princess/Dragon Who Is Supposed To Be Guarding Her

For this? Noncon. I want the princess to brutally exploit and abuse the dragon. The appendages on the dragon or methods of reproduction don’t matter. The thing that matters is the princess being a cruel unyielding bitch to the dragon. Why doesn’t the dragon fight back? How can she manage that? Force of personality? A cursed relic? Who knows? I would actually enjoy an abrupt ending of something like the hero coming to save her and the dragon letting them slay it with no fight. Anything to finally get away from their tormentor.


Justice League (Timmverse)

Vigilante/Shining Knight

The ultimate bromance. The snappy gunslinger and the determined knight. How can they be denied? They even flip outfits in an episode for crying out loud! Watching Patriot Act is a MUST! Mix and match prompts as you want!

Specific ideas: 1. Movie night once more. They’re comfortable with each other. Perhaps they dress down a bit? Get some food? Before either realizes...are they dating? Are these dates? These are dates, right?

2. Rumors are swirling. Someone made a list of romantically-involved members on the Watchtower. Fire and Ice, Batman and Superman, Shayera/John Stewart/Vixen, Supergirl and Batgirl...and Vigilante and Shining Knight? Are they serious? They laugh it off...but what if?

3. Pining? Mutual pining! They’re both so afraid of ruining what they have that they both keep quiet. The sexual tension is so high, though, that it starts interfering with OTHER members. An awkward conversation ensues with them and a senior member of the Justice League.

4. They’ve been friends with benefits for a while. Vigilante thinks they’ll never have anything more because of Justin’s obvious shame. Except...he isn’t ashamed? Just private? How in the world did Vigilante get it so wrong?


Kim Possible (cartoon)

Drakken/Kim and Ron/Yori

I love Drakkim. Ron gets crapped on by most people. Why not make him happy with Yori? Everyone wins!

Specific ideas: 1. Ninjas! A ninja war breaks out that somehow swallows not just Ron, but Drakken too. Who knew that the Lipsky family was secretly a clan of ninjas?

2. Double dating is a thing, right? Maybe Ron and Drakken have passive-aggressive-fu over Kim while Kim and Yori just watch on and secretly laugh. Or maybe the opposite - Yori and Kim do the same over Ron while the two guys are oblivious. Because let’s be honest, they wouldn’t notice or understand.

3. Ron has monkey power. Jake Long takes place in the same universe. Maybe the entire zodiac is present. And Kim or Drakken hold a power! I would die if Drakken had the Mystical Cock Power. Just sayin’.

Drakken/Kim/Shego

Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.

Vast adventures for the win! I would want a slow burn. Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.

Specific ideas: 1. You know what would be funny to me? Politics. What kind of ass-backwards ideas would Drakken have about some world events? Maybe Kim and Shego set him straight. Or maybe Kim campaigns to them while they sit bored and uninterested.

2. Shego would definitely take them on a vacation at some point. Would she drag them to her favorite Greek resort? Or would she go on a cruise with them?

3. You can’t go wrong with making out. Not sex, not quite, but I would enjoy some messing around. Bashful Kim and Drakken that are directed with a confident yet needy Shego would be cute.

4. The Lorwardians come back post-series, this time in peace. Ron gets stuck as the emissary because of the belief that he’s the Great Blue of legend. As he takes on his duties and destiny, him and Kim lose touch and eventually break up. Have it be from Kim’s POV. At the same time, Shego and Drakken are beginning to take some pity on Kim. Less hostile, more interested in chatting. Eventually there are no plots, just nice dinners. One of them - I imagine Shego - springs the fact that they’re all going out on dates. While shocked, they all accept the fact. Then they awkwardly try to navigate the details: telling family, the idea of moving in, that sort of thing. Maybe Shego and Drakken join Kim on a few adventures!

5. Evil Kim! Attitudinated Kim decides to conquer the world and picks Drakken and Shego to help her. It takes some convincing, but eventually Drakken and Shego come around (with the promises for Drakkanada and Iceland). They don’t realize, though, that Kim is looking for more than a simple evil partnership...

6. Soulmarks! Post-canon Drakken and Shego are on vacation when Team Possible drops in to check on them and make sure they aren’t doing evil. Their soulmarks are plain as day in their beachwear even though they’re supposed to be as private as walking around naked. But wait! Kim has the exact same mark? How is that possible?! Are they mismatched? Is it REALLY a trio matching soulmarks? (The answer is yes, but they don’t know that). A bit of angst before they shape up and Ron is, somehow, the voice of reason. It could even be a mystery in the beginning where Ron and Kim show each other their soul marks and they don’t match. Then who are their soulmates?


Jackie Chan Adventures

Black/Jackie

I am a simple shipper with simple shipping needs for these two. Valmont bores me, so if you could have someone else be the antagonist that’d be great.

Specific Ideas: 1. After Jade definitely takes over Section 13, Black and Jackie reminisce like old men do. Maybe with age they are finally able to talk maturely about a relationship between them. I imagine Jade might’ve orchestrated it somehow.

2. Bai Tza is my favorite demon sorcerer. If you could somehow work her in as the antagonist that would be the bee’s knees. Maybe she’s tied to another kind of summoning ceremony and is brought to bring the apocalypse somehow? Clearly almost dying (like genuinely almost dying, not ‘close call’ like in the show) brings out the emotions.

Weird note for this one: I like Jade/Hsi Wu a bit, so if you could sprinkle something about him being obsessive about her that would be swell.

3. Chang Gang decides to stick together and go on to make a great villainous team. They end up catching the attention of an evil version of Section 13 wherein Tommy Chung and the head of evil Section 13 get together. All sides clash wherein Jade can’t help but point out the relationship and claim that Jackie and Black need to work together like those two to win. Skeptical, they agree and act it out. Except…it works out well. Very well. Well enough that they decide that’s how it should be from then on.

Jade/Hsi Wu

Now, hear me out. Paco is a little shit and should never be a love interest for Jade. Hsi Wu had the most kind-of chemistry with Jade in the show. I love the insane idea of things somehow developing between them. Like, I’d appreciate it if you aged Jade up but as long as it doesn’t have smut she’s okay being younger. I don’t really like it but a good fic could change my mind.

Specific ideas: 1. It takes longer for Hsi Wu to collect his tail. He hangs around Jade more and really kinda feels like this could be a bit of a fun trick on his siblings. He joins the team and proceeds to mock his siblings while also working to get his tail. Eventually he decides that it’s actually a lot of fun being the underdog and that he found somewhere that he’s happy (which is strange because all his power and wit never brought him this feeling). Basically a fic about Hsi Wu finding happiness with a small bit of Hsi Wu/Jade tossed in.

2. Soulmates? Soulmates. Jade and Hsi Wu are soulmates. It takes everyone by shock/storm as they witness a soul bonding event. Once the magic fades and the marks stay, Hsi Wu flies off to scream ‘fuuuuuuuuuuu’ into the void while Jade complains that the age difference is SO unbelievable. However the rules for the soulbond are are whatever you want. It marks them in other ways; Hsi Wu’s siblings all view him as a traitor while Uncle and co are hesitant about Jade. Really build in the suspicion!

3. Paco goes evil several years into the future. Okay, once you stop laughing picture this: who else could go unrecognized as a threat as the kid obsessed over a wrestler? He secretly gathers his plotting stuff (go ahead and make him laughably evil with this being him acting out) and sets it up so he releases a bunch of evil stuff on his sixteenth birthday. All the onis, all the demon sorcerers, everything from the show is given a new lease on life. Mega apocalypse that finds all the sides mixed as old politics come to light. Somehow in this mess the demon sorcerers team up with Jackie and co, giving an opportunity for Jade and Hsi Wu to find things in common.


Harry Potter

Petunia/Severus & Harry & Dudley & Magical World Lawyer

I want to see single parent!Petunia (at least, single until Severus enters stage left) trying her best to raise Harry and Dudley as ‘normal’ boys. Vernon went too far one day that refocused Petunia on what really matters. My lovely set-up of Petunia/Severus & Harry & Dudley & Magical World Lawyer is mostly focused on Dumbledore’s manipulations on Harry (and maybe some mind magic on Petunia?) as they navigate the new magical world and take on Dumbledore and his manipulations. A custody battle between Petunia/Severus and Dumbledore (or a Dumbledore lackey) could be interesting, as is settling the Potter estate that Dumbledore withheld for the most part (c’mon, the Potters were a pureblooded family, you can’t tell me they only had one vault of gold and very little else!).

I like the idea that Dumbledore is a force of good and that good comes at any price. A kid like Harry is just a chess piece and Petunia sees right through it. Petunia wants to homeschool Harry and that gets into quite the legal quagmire. I’m not sure how Snape gets involved. Whatever excuse you need, use it.

I really want to see the complex emotions with Petunia trying her best to keep her kids happy and fed and making sure they aren’t taken advantage of. I want her to end up as happy as someone like her could be. I genuinely think that Vernon was the real bad influence on Petunia that twisted her so completely to hate magic/her sister enough to abuse her nephew.

Heck yeah! Triple Crown time! Let’s get this started!

General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags

General dislikes: pointless smut, animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina

DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end; catch the feels!,traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions, I HATE time travel like A Sitch in Time where the entire thing was pointless, religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)


Kim Possible

Playlist: Judas by Lady Gaga
Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
A Demon's Fate by Within Temptation
Hero (Legion of Doom remix) by Skillet
Lilith by Shaman's Harvest

Bartholomew Lipsky/Mim Possible

Historical shenanigans for the win! Set in the early 1900s in a universe that is a maddie tech version of our world...what kind of things could they get up to?

Specific ideas: 1. World War I! The war to end all wars. I would love to see how they all played their parts in the mechanics behind the war. Would they all be on the same side? I'm uninterested in World War II, so please don't do that war. Maybe they avert it by saving Ferdinand? Or maybe they all get involved in justified ways on either side? I've be interested in the philosophical differences in why people fought on the sides they did. Bonus points if anyone is a veteran from the Spanish-American War.

2. In the episode, Bart is Drakken's great great pop-pop and that Mim never had children (that the Possible family know of, anyway). What if...Mim was Drakken's great great ma-ma? A story that does a snippet showing of Bart and Mim getting close, ending in them having a kid would be very nice. Maybe that's how the Lipsky family got the maddie streak (because let's be real, Bart is clearly not the science guy type). I'm fine if the familial relations between Drakken and Kim are never revealed. Just knowing that it is is perfectly tragic to me.

3. Teatime! Ballroom dancing! High society elbow rubbing! I'm fond of the idea of Bart being trapped in high society in Europe and that's why he crossed the ocean to cause problems in America. Except, well, Mim tags behind him to try and prove her innocence. The various cloak and dagger work in Europe isn't quite the same as what she'd encountered in America, but anything is possible for a Possible.


Playlist: Feel by A Life Divided
Carnival of Rust by Poets of the Fall
Not Strong Enough by Apocalyptica
Mz. Hyde by Halestorm
Monster by Skillet

Drakken/Kim/Shego

Vast adventures for the win! I would want a slow burn. Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.

Specific ideas: 1. The Lorwardians come back post-series, this time in peace. Ron gets stuck as the emissary because of the belief that he’s the Great Blue of legend. As he takes on his duties and destiny, him and Kim lose touch and eventually break up. Have it be from Kim’s POV. At the same time, Shego and Drakken are beginning to take some pity on Kim. Less hostile, more interested in chatting. Eventually there are no plots, just nice dinners. One of them - I imagine Shego - springs the fact that they’re all going out on dates. While shocked, they all accept the fact. Then they awkwardly try to navigate the details: telling family, the idea of moving in, that sort of thing. Maybe Shego and Drakken join Kim on a few adventures!

2. Maybe before So the Drama, while Drakken is cooking up his scheme, in order to get better intel on Kim, he convinces Shego to use his Juvenator so they can infiltrate her school and learn more about her and her life. This can be more slice-of-life. Maybe Shego gets close to Kim by becoming a cheerleader and drags Drakken along for the ride? I kinda want Ron to be an antagonist and jealously try to get in the middle of the triad to no effect. You could make it a Ron/Yori if you want as Ron withdraws and decides to go somewhere that he’s appreciated. Or he abuses his connections to Yamanouchi to wreck prom. By that point, I’m sure that Drakken and Shego would be torn about the plan. Do they proceed? Maybe they use it to stop Ron at the local level?

3.Evil Kim! Attitudinated Kim decides to conquer the world and picks Drakken and Shego to help her. It takes some convincing, but eventually Drakken and Shego come around (with the promises for Drakkanada and Iceland). They don’t realize, though, that Kim is looking for more than a simple evil partnership...

4. Soulmarks! Post-canon Drakken and Shego are on vacation when Team Possible drops in to check on them and make sure they aren’t doing evil. Their soulmarks are plain as day in their beachwear even though they’re supposed to be as private as walking around naked. But wait! Kim has the exact same mark? How is that possible?! Are they mismatched? Is it REALLY a trio matching soulmarks? (The answer is yes, but they don’t know that). A bit of angst before they shape up and Ron is, somehow, the voice of reason. It could even be a mystery in the beginning where Ron and Kim show each other their soul marks and they don’t match. Then who are their soulmates?

Drakken/Kim and Ron/Yori

In media res would be a lot of fun. Piecing together how in the world this combo happened would be a fun mystery all on its own.

Specific ideas: 1. Ninjas! A ninja war breaks out that somehow swallows not just Ron, but Drakken too. Who knew that the Lipsky family was secretly a clan of ninjas?

2. This idea is heavy on Eastern lore. It turns out that Drakken’s family are a bunch of various types of demons. Kim accidentally sees Drakken’s ‘real’ form in a magic mirror in a museum one day and it changes everything. Suddenly, Drakken and Kim HAVE to get married or they’ll both be killed. As the wedding day draws near and they learn about and bond with each other, Ron catches on that something is Wrong. Yamanouchi and their connections help Ron discover the truth and he decides to save Kim dramatically by killing all the non-humans (with Yori’s help). His view is tainted a bit byYamanouchi’s stance on demons. I love the idea of Drakken being a reject demon (kinda like a pink-haired Behemoth with blue skin) that is begrudgingly accepted by his family. Massive fight breaks out at the wedding and who knows who survives? Maybe Shego can make an appearance as a backup for Drakken and Kim.


The Ancient Magus’ Bride

Playlist: Angel by Poets of the Fall
Spirit Never Die by Masterplan
Private Parts by Halestorm
Of These Chains by Red

My love! I love how damaged everyone in this is. Them healing together and growing is so special.

Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise/Ruth & Silver Lady

Slice of life! Cuddles! Learning new magic! If Angelica shows up I will be most happy.

Specific ideas: 1. Just a pile of slice-of-life. Every chapter a new day with new fae coming in and out of their lives. Cuddling in front of the fireplace would be very nice indeed.

2. Chise’s father and brother return! Why? What is going on? Where had they gone, and why are they back now. I would love a fic digging into layers of plot that finds they’re back for more nefarious purposes than expected (blackmail? fae brainwashing?). Elias and Ruth keep Chise grounded and hold her up as the terrible truth is revealed. Silver Lady stays in the background for the most part, but plays a major role when the fight comes to their small home.

Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise & Titania/Oberon

How can the fae resist Chise? They can’t, which is why Titania and Oberon keep popping up in their lives. And, naturally, they want Chise happy and healthy. Though how to accomplish that is a bit up in the air...

Specific ideas: 1. Magical weddings~ Perhaps Chise finally accepts the engagement and the fae duo immediately set on making it the Best Wedding Ever. Being fae with different ideas on what makes something memorable and good make for an interesting time all-around. Soulbonding is a practical must! Scatter about some shippy goodness with Titania and Oberon and we’re all set!

2. Chise actually dies from the dragon curse. Elias refuses to accept it. He begs everyone, including Titania and Oberon for something, anything to bring his beloved Chise back. Though dangerous and highly unsuccessful, there is one ceremony that could save her. Elias takes it; any Chise is better than no Chise. And it works! Chise is back...as a fae creature! How will that affect their relationship? Is there anything Chise will need to get used to? How does she deal with no longer being human and now invisible to their senses?


Original Work

Cruel Princess/Dragon Who Is Supposed to Be Guarding Her

For this? Noncon. I want the princess to brutally exploit and abuse the dragon. The appendages on the dragon or methods of reproduction don’t matter. The thing that matters is the princess being a cruel unyielding bitch to the dragon. Why doesn’t the dragon fight back? How can she manage that? Force of personality? A cursed relic? Who knows? I would actually enjoy an abrupt ending of something like the hero coming to save her and the dragon letting them slay it with no fight. Anything to finally get away from their tormentor.


Katawa Shoujo

Okay, so, I’m having trouble narrowing down specific prompts like my other requests. So I’ll just going to give bite-size ideas. Mix and match as much as you want!

Hisao/Hanako/Lilly

- Poly negotiations! Who’s in love with who? V-shape? All mutual? I can imagine Hanako being afraid to say she loves Lilly like that for fear of wrecking everything.

- Cooking? Why not? It could get into nitty-gritty/slightly dark stuff like Hanako being afraid of ovens because of what happened to her and her family.

- Working at Yamaku together would be nice!

- Coffee shop shenanigans! Hisao gets a part-time job at a coffee place and gets Hanako addicted to the coffee while Lilly sticks to her tea.

- Going to university is rough. Show me the three of them getting through it together!

- A/B/O! Hanako is a shy alpha, Lilly is a lusty beta, Hisao is a stubborn omega.

- Meeting Lilly’s parents.

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Hisao/Shizune/Misha

- Getting back together after they finish school! Now that they’re adults, how have things changed? Or stayed the same?

- A middle ground between rejecting Misha and cheating on Shizune. Hisao has an emergency student council meeting where they all hash out their feelings and clear the air.

- Wild West AU! Shizune and Misha are the sheriff and deputy, Hisao is the new schoolmarm.

- Pets. Give them pets. Whatever you think fits.

- A weird little slice-of-life/low stakes battle to set up a school wide meeting to get Srs Bsns taken care of.

- Hisao somehow ends up roped into a meeting with the school officials over budgets and stuff like that.

- Shizune’s dad is a dick. Have Hisao punch him in the nuts. Accidentally-on-purpose because of something he said about Shizune/Misha would be the best.


Jackie Chan Adventures

Jackie/Captain Black

I am a simple shipper with simple shipping needs for Jackie/Captain Black. Valmont bores me, so if you could have someone else be the antagonist that’d be great.

Specific Ideas: 1. After Jade definitely takes over Section 13, Black and Jackie reminisce like old men do. Maybe with age they are finally able to talk maturely about a relationship between them. I imagine Jade might’ve orchestrated it somehow.

2. Bai Tza is my favorite demon sorcerer. If you could somehow work her in as the antagonist that would be the bee’s knees. Maybe she’s tied to another kind of summoning ceremony and is brought to bring the apocalypse somehow? Clearly almost dying (like genuinely almost dying, not ‘close call’ like in the show) brings out the emotions.

Weird note for this one: I like Jade/Hsi Wu a bit, so if you could sprinkle something about him being obsessive about her that would be swell.

3. Chang Gang decides to stick together and go on to make a great villainous team. They end up catching the attention of an evil version of Section 13 wherein Tommy Chung and the head of evil Section 13 get together. All sides clash wherein Jade can’t help but point out the relationship and claim that Jackie and Black need to work together like those two to win. Skeptical, they agree and act it out. Except…it works out well. Very well. Well enough that they decide that’s how it should be from then on.

Jade/Hsi Wu

Now, hear me out. Paco is a little shit and should never be a love interest for Jade. Hsi Wu had the most kind-of chemistry with Jade in the show. I love the insane idea of things somehow developing between them. Like, I’d appreciate it if you aged Jade up but as long as it doesn’t have smut she’s okay being younger. I don’t really like it but a good fic could change my mind.

Specific ideas: 1. It takes longer for Hsi Wu to collect his tail. He hangs around Jade more and really kinda feels like this could be a bit of a fun trick on his siblings. He joins the team and proceeds to mock his siblings while also working to get his tail. Eventually he decides that it’s actually a lot of fun being the underdog and that he found somewhere that he’s happy (which is strange because all his power and wit never brought him this feeling). Basically a fic about Hsi Wu finding happiness with a small bit of Hsi Wu/Jade tossed in.

2. Soulmates? Soulmates. Jade and Hsi Wu are soulmates. It takes everyone by shock/storm as they witness a soul bonding event. Once the magic fades and the marks stay, Hsi Wu flies off to scream ‘fuuuuuuuuuuu’ into the void while Jade complains that the age difference is SO unbelievable. However the rules for the soulbond are are whatever you want. It marks them in other ways; Hsi Wu’s siblings all view him as a traitor while Uncle and co are hesitant about Jade. Really build in the suspicion!

3. Paco goes evil several years into the future. Okay, once you stop laughing picture this: who else could go unrecognized as a threat as the kid obsessed over a wrestler? He secretly gathers his plotting stuff (go ahead and make him laughably evil with this being him acting out) and sets it up so he releases a bunch of evil stuff on his sixteenth birthday. All the onis, all the demon sorcerers, everything from the show is given a new lease on life. Mega apocalypse that finds all the sides mixed as old politics come to light. Somehow in this mess the demon sorcerers team up with Jackie and co, giving an opportunity for Jade and Hsi Wu to find things in common.


One Piece

Okay, so, I picked my three favorite non-overlapping ships to put together Because. I have more prompts for Usopp/Sanji but don’t take that as I wouldn’t want any of the others! I would love to see anything you create!

Nami/Vivi

These two just fit together. Seriously, did you watch from Whiskey Peak to Alabasta? Of all the Strawhat ships, I see this as being the most likely. Excellence.

Specific ideas: 1. Vivi decides to stay with the crew. I would love to see the domino effect of what that would change. I’m especially interested in Vick’s wanted poster. What would they call her? How much would it be? What special talent(s) could she develop to fully contribute to the crew? And how would her and Nami be bound together?

2. Vivi and Nami write each other after Vivi leaves the crew! An epistolary fic could be so much fun…and would they already be in love? Or would they grow closer by being farther apart?

3. Role swap! Nami is the princess and Vivi is…well, not. Arlong killed Nami’s mom, Vivi still loves her country. Exactly how whatever changes is up to you! I would love to see the mixed-up fates and how they would be drawn together.

Luffy/Zoro

Hehehe, first two crew members go boof.

Specific ideas: 1. I love the idea that they had an adventure between Zoro joining and Buggy. Like, something really stupid where they had to crossdress and somehow they end up married? The more ridiculous the better. And maybe it comes up waaaaay later timeline-wise where they have to marry someone (Luffy/Boa maybe somehow?) and Zoro reminds Luffy about them being married and Luffy is all “What does us being married have to do with this?” because of course he wouldn’t understand that Boa wants to marry him. Cue the soul being sucked out of Boa as Luffy watches her and wonders if he missed something.

2. Emotional rollercoasters are fun. How about they both struggle with the words to say ‘I love you’ and have emotional pain scenes as they fail to grasp that they’re in love/dedicated to each other. There are plenty of actions that say it, though, and everyone else is noticing. So much hurt/comfort…

3. A 5+1 fic could be pretty awesome. Five times Zoro took care of Luffy and one time Luffy took care of him? Kinda literal canon in a sense but more emotional. Whatever 5+1 you think of, I’m sure it will be great!

Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji

Playlist: Killing Me Slowly by Bad Wolf
Drunk Enough by Angels Fall
Beautiful by Pop Evil
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Footsteps (Go Higher) by Pop Evil

These two...they're just so awesome. You'd be hard-pressed to create something I don't like. You'd have to purposely dangle the ship and then yank it back at the end for me to not like it.

Specific Ideas: 1. Sanji and his complicated history vs Usopp and his normal(ish) childhood. I would love for Sanji to talk specifically with Usopp after Usopp tells one too many lies about his regular life and discuss his jealousy about it. Then Sanji asks the rhetorical question of "What is a regular life even like?" to which Usopp thinks is a challenge that brings him into telling REAL tales of his childhood. Bonding over that...so precious.

2. I have no idea how to make this one work, but Usopp needs to crossdress. He needs to go undercover and crossdress and kick ass and take names as he does. And everyone, even the Yonkos, are impressed. Maybe he makes an island explode? I dunno. But somehow along the way he picks Sanji up and they get a grand finale together with lots of slinging and kicking. Yeah.

3. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Cuddling? Blowjobs? Full-on sex? If you do decide on straight-up sex, I would prefer Sanji bottoms.

4. Basic, uncomplicated cooking. Usopp wanders in at just the wrong time for Sanji to keelhaul him into being his kitchen assistant. Now, one of them has a crush. It would be great if it could be from the viewpoint of the OTHER person who has no idea why the other is being weird. Then, it clicks right at the end. DON'T LEAVE IT UNRESOLVED! My heart would die. I don't know how to resolve it, but I wouldn't be able to handle it if it's left at the realization stage.

5. Usopp loses a limb during the fight they have against Blackbeard’s crew. He still fights on! Yet the injury is getting worse and worse. He’s bleeding out with no one around to help. Until he’s whisked away, into the air, away from the battle. Sanji is saving him, cauterizing the stump with his flaming legs. Usopp falls unconscious, desperately trying to confess how much Sanji means to him. What happens next? Will you break my heart into pieces and end it there? It’s up to you.

6. Sanji twists the wrong way during the fight in Wano. He’s disemboweled. Intestines trying to leak out, holding his insides in literally, trying to keep going knowing he’s gonna die. But wait! Usopp uses his tentacle plant to make a makeshift bandage to keep his insides in check. They finish the fight. Chopper gets to work. What will Usopp say to keep Sanji conscious?

7. Modern times! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist while part-timing/side gigging at the theater/acting group doing the artwork or sound stuff if you do that direction.

Or maybe he rooms with Sanji at university and they fall in together? I really would like them all to be a group that Luffy brought together, but I’m not picky at all, especially for this exchange.

8. Rule 63! Usopp is a woman and he and Robin train to be geisha in Wano. Sanji gets worked up and (obviously stupidly) goes undercover as a woman because he hates the idea of Usopp getting anywhere near someone as grungy as Orochi. He won’t admit that he’s actually genuine fallen in love with Usopp (even though everyone knows) but goes to great lengths to protect her. And Usopp is very taken by the female-presenting Sanji. He makes for a very cute woman.

All together now!

The three ships together would be so much fun!

Specific ideas: 1. Wackiness ensues as each couple tries to hide the fact that they’re together from everyone else. To what lengths will each couple go to cover their romance? If you want to throw in any other Strawhat ships I’m fine with that (like Franky/Brook/Robin or whatever combo you want) and it could even add to the hectic mess of it all.

2. I would absolutely love you to pieces if you got a reference to Kuro of A Thousand Plans in there somehow. Maybe he joined the Marines via his bounty being nulled for his ‘death’ and is playing a cat-and-mouse game with them all? He sees the patterns of romance between them all and works a plan (or several at once) to cause maximum pain to all the crew. I realize he would be smushed in an actual fight so it’s more of the game of chess he plays. I imagine Nico Robin could take him on in his game. How whoever wins, I don’t know. With this specific idea/request (Kuro being involved) I am more than okay with character death. Kuro twisting the knife by killing off one member of a relationship is cruel fate by his hands.

3. Chopper has been experimenting with a new medicine to save a broken heart. During a rough storm in port, the Strawhats hide in Chopper’s office until it passes. Someone (probably Usopp) knocks over his drug and the liquid poofs up into the air or something. It affects everyone and it is then that Chopper realizes that he took the expression too figuratively. Cue the crew fighting (and eventually failing) to not give in to the drug. After they all give in and stuff, they all go to complain to Chopper who is confused as fuck because it should’ve only lasted a day. Yes, the initial thing was a day. The rest of the time was just them being heightened in realizing their attraction.


Legend of Mana

Jumi Jumi Jumi Jumi

Specific ideas: 1. Marriage! Ceremony takes place in Leires to make it legit. Maybe there’s magical Jumi stuff that arranges marriages like this and it’s found that both Elazul and Lady Blackpearl are matched up with Pearl AND each other. It’s not ENTIRELY unheard of, but it is considered an old wives tale. Or it could just be Elazul/Blackpearl with Pearl cheering them on.

2. Love by a thousand cuts. Elazul and Lady Blackpearl interact in the Bejeweled City. Small interactions build a relationship up until Pearl can’t help but comment the next time they’re at Leires. They’re flustered and deny it…until they’re presented with evidence. Then they stubbornly argue over who wears the pants.

3. Elazul is in love. The problem? He doesn’t know with who. His affection stays no matter if it’s Lady Blackpearl or it’s Pearl. He talks with someone (Hero/ine? Rubens? Niccolo [for laughs]?) and decides to say screw it and ask both of them out. Their reactions? Up to you.

4. Maybe the Hero/ine doesn’t drop a Teardrop Crystal? What if Elazul and Pearl/Lady Blackpearl both go with and are thus the last Jumi left. How would that affect things? What could they do, being the last of their race? Try to build a family? Maybe a found family with others they decide to settle down with? I can see them settling in Domina. That place accepts everyone, after all. And, maybe, it gets to the point that they open their hearts enough to produce their own Teardrop Crystal.

Six of Crows

Pile of gay. That’s it. Have them all be a pile of gay and emotional constipation. I got a great gift with these ships and it was simply awesome. Thus I would like more of, specifically, everything. My memory is vague on some of the details (really need to reread it) so if my requests conflict with canon somehow ignore my request and make it more canon compliant if that makes sense? Like. If I mess something up beyond the request just rework the request.

Specific ideas: 1. Role reversal. Put Nina in jail while a guilty and conflicted Matthias keeps his ears open for anything to pay back the debt he then owes her. Maybe Inej saw Kaz as a plaything in one of the whorehouses and buys him for his wits and quick thinking? And maybe Wylan’s the one who is crippled by his gambling addiction while Jesper’s dad is the head of the agricultural community and is thus a Big Deal.

2. They’re all caught by Jan Van Eck. Not killed, but captured. How do they get out of it, and how do they carry out a revenge plan?

Hurt/Comfort Exchange! Woo-hoo! Hurt me so good!

One DNW. Use and abuse me as needed for the delightful fluff at the end!

DNW: onions (the foodstuff; I have a phobia of them)


Kim Possible

Drakken/Shego/Kim (hurt Drakken)
Drakken/Kim (hurt Drakken)

Look. Drakken has a shitty life in canon. He deserves to be happy (because I project my own feelings onto him)! Hurt him in canon but comfort him in fanfiction!

1. Drakken does a talk at MIST. It turns out it was so they could laugh at him. They don’t actually let him talk, instead heckling him until he yells and throws the podium or something. He stalks out…but the words hang on. His partner(s) catch on that something happened and comfort accordingly. I imagine Kim props him up with talking about how brilliant he is while Shego goes and wrecks the college a bit.

2. They go to the beach. Have fun, surfs up, etc. Drakken, being the dork he is, somehow trips on rocks and goes tumbling. He plants face-first into the sand. The scratches and ouchies are nothing compared to the humiliation of everyone pointing and laughing. He sulks until Kim and/or Shego coax him out into the water. Or maybe they get ice cream? I dunno. Just, something soft.

3. Drakken has a night terror. All of his bullies corner him, abuse him, make him hurt until he cries before he wakes up screaming. Then he cries IRL. Please have his partner(s) comfort him!


Drakken/Shego/Kim (hurt Kim)

Kim does a lot of stuff. A loooooot of stuff. She’s gonna get hurt eventually. She would play it off as no big. It’s just who she is. Even then, she has limits. The fact that she doesn’t acknowledge that is a warning bell all on itself.

1. Kim gets hurt fighting Dementor (not badly, but not lightly; dislocated knee or shoulder?) and tries to play off. It is pretty damn obvious to everyone that something is wrong (her parents and Ron don’t pry; Kim’s honest, remember?). Drakken and Shego aren’t as trusting, instead poking and prodding her until the figure it out. Shego treats her while Drakken starts building a bomb for obviously unrelated reasons. Definitely not so he can mail it to Dementor. Eventually Shego and Drakken break through Kim’s downplaying and Kim finally admits that she was overwhelmed. Cue Shego (and maybe Drakken because he’s so fed up with her nonchalance) joining Team Possible!

2. Something super minor happens (Kim gains weight? Pregnancy scare [that may or may not be true?]? She gets a B for a final grade her senior year of college dropping her GPA to 4.12?). Kim doesn’t know how to deal with something so small yet so impactful to her sense of self. She has a small breakdown and cries a whole bunch. Shego and Drakken are there for her though! She feels ridiculous and manages to hide it from Ron and her family. The two (former?) villains can sense something is wrong and pries it out of her. Then starts the pep talks and cuddling.



One Piece

Usopp/Sanji (hurt Sanji)

Sanji is a tough guy. But he knows when not to be a show off macho man (like Zoro). He knows when to say he needs a medic once the action is over. I suppose it depends on which point they’re at that Sanji get treated.

1. Pre-Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp is the makeshift medic. Sanji gets particularly hurt at Whisky Peak somehow which warrants Usopp being a doting nurse. Florence Nightingale Effect anyone?

2. Sanji has an embarrassing problem. Like, REALLY embarrassing. Chopper can’t get it out of him. Luckily, Usopp has very little shame in things he doesn’t know so he fakes it until he pries it out of Sanji. And it’s something weird. STD? Erectile dysfunction? Or maybe some internalized homophobia where he’s attracted to Usopp and hates himself because he’s supposed to be attracted to women. Usopp tries to make him feel better (in whatever way he can).


Usopp/Sanji (hurt Usopp)

Cook good things for Usopp when he’s sick/injured. That’s it. End of prompts. Seduction/realization by cooking, Sanji Style!



Dungeon Fighter Online

Heck yeah! Another year of reckless, harried writing. Let’s get this going!

Firstly, THESE ARE PRETTY MUCH JUST SUGGESTIONS! Write whatever you can, because 2 weeks is practically nothing. Last year was crazy fun. Let’s see what this year brings!

[General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags

General dislikes: animal abuse, scat, deus ex machina

DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end (catch the feels and get together!), traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions (the foodstuffs; I have a phobia of them), I HATE time travel like A Sitch in Time where the entire thing was pointless; a time loop where nothing changes at all and the entire thing was moot, religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas and weddings; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)]*

*doesn’t apply to Original Work request for princess/dragon


Kim Possible

Playlist: Feel by A Life Divided
Carnival of Rust by Poets of the Fall
Not Strong Enough by Apocalyptica
Mz. Hyde by Halestorm
Monster by Skillet

Drakken/Kim/Shego

Vast adventures for the win! I would want a slow burn. Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.

Specific ideas: 1. The Lorwardians come back post-series, this time in peace. Ron gets stuck as the emissary because of the belief that he’s the Great Blue of legend. As he takes on his duties and destiny, him and Kim lose touch and eventually break up. Have it be from Kim’s POV. At the same time, Shego and Drakken are beginning to take some pity on Kim. Less hostile, more interested in chatting. Eventually there are no plots, just nice dinners. One of them - I imagine Shego - springs the fact that they’re all going out on dates. While shocked, they all accept the fact. Then they awkwardly try to navigate the details: telling family, the idea of moving in, that sort of thing. Maybe Shego and Drakken join Kim on a few adventures!

2. Evil Kim! Attitudinated Kim decides to conquer the world and picks Drakken and Shego to help her. It takes some convincing, but eventually Drakken and Shego come around (with the promises for Drakkanada and Iceland). They don’t realize, though, that Kim is looking for more than a simple evil partnership...

3. Soulmarks! Post-canon Drakken and Shego are on vacation when Team Possible drops in to check on them and make sure they aren’t doing evil. Their soulmarks are plain as day in their beachwear even though they’re supposed to be as private as walking around naked. But wait! Kim has the exact same mark? How is that possible?! Are they mismatched? Is it REALLY a trio matching soulmarks? (The answer is yes, but they don’t know that). A bit of angst before they shape up and Ron is, somehow, the voice of reason. It could even be a mystery in the beginning where Ron and Kim show each other their soul marks and they don’t match. Then who are their soulmates?

Drakken/Kim and Ron/Yori

In media res would be a lot of fun. Piecing together how in the world this combo happened would be a fun mystery all on its own.

Specific ideas: 1. Ninjas! A ninja war breaks out that somehow swallows not just Ron, but Drakken too. Who knew that the Lipsky family was secretly a clan of ninjas?

2. This idea is heavy on Eastern lore. It turns out that Drakken’s family are a bunch of various types of demons. Kim accidentally sees Drakken’s ‘real’ form in a magic mirror in a museum one day and it changes everything. Suddenly, Drakken and Kim HAVE to get married or they’ll both be killed. As the wedding day draws near and they learn about and bond with each other, Ron catches on that something is Wrong. Yamanouchi and their connections help Ron discover the truth and he decides to save Kim dramatically by killing all the non-humans (with Yori’s help). His view is tainted a bit byYamanouchi’s stance on demons. I love the idea of Drakken being a reject demon (kinda like a pink-haired Behemoth with blue skin) that is begrudgingly accepted by his family. Massive fight breaks out at the wedding and who knows who survives? Maybe Shego can make an appearance as a backup for Drakken and Kim.

Drakken/Kim

I looooooooove them soooo muuuuch. You’ll be hard-pressed to write anything with them that I don’t like.

Specific ideas: 1. I got a wonderful gift where these two write letters to each other. I would love to see more of it! Maybe Kim joins a program where she tries to rehab villains via letters and she gets Drakken. They’re annoyed at first, but begin to open up. Kim and Ron break up, Shego leaves him in jail again, etc. Eventually Drakken breaks out! ...Yet they keep writing letters to each other. No one gets it. Not even them.

2. Medieval times! Kim is the wily Blue Fox who works by night to undue the nefarious plot of Duke Drakken of House Lipsky to take power and is the princess of the realm by day. She is aided by her bard companion Ron while Drakken is guarded by the peasant turned mercenary Shego. In this world a few people have special abilities while all main bloodline royals have a specific power that adds to their abilities. Kim’s ability is luck, kinda like Domino. The slimmer the odds, the better she pulls through. Drakken’s is unknown (except it’s totally embarrassingly plant powers) while Shego’s is plasma hands. Ron...iunno. Somehow, through everything, Drakken and Princess Kim establish and interesting rapport. It’s eventually revealed that Drakken is descended from the main bloodline via Mim running off with Bartholomew and secretly living as his daring mistress. They get married For Reasons and etc etc.

3. Kim is an overworked student who works as a barista. Drew (nickname Drakken because he’s ridiculous) is the long-working and often laughed at PhD student who’s been working forever on an obscure and almost ludicrous thesis topic. Some day Drakken ventures into the coffee shop and meets Kim. Drakken is rather memorable, which is why Kim learns his normal order pretty fast. They began chatting. Learning more about each other. They start helping each other with their ‘homework’ (Drakken bounces ideas off of Kim, Kim learns advanced science stuff). One of them realizes they caught feelings. Or both of them realize? Then it becomes a piningfest. Maybe Drakken lays a surprise excited kiss on Kim when he has a breakthrough?


Drakken/James/Ann(e)

Smart people are smart. They should be smart together. Being all smart-like and driving Kim bonkers with Drakken’s superiority over her as an authority figure.

Specific ideas: 1. College, when Drakken was still Drew! Maybe him and James have a fling that becomes more complex when one (or both?) also develop feelings for the hot red headed med student that goes to their sister school. Can things be resolved in a way where they all win?

2. Post-series Drakken is trying to reform. Trying. He’s finding it hard with rejection around every corner. It isn’t until he runs into his old former friend and his wife that he starts seeing a light for his future in the form of a rebuilding friendship...and maybe something more.

3. Shego sets Drakken up on a dating site against his will. As he grumpily looks through it, he stumbles upon Kim’s mom advertising for a bad boy to join in some threesome fun. Seeing it as a viciously fun way to get back at Kim AND James, he matches with her and strikes up a conversation. And, somehow, strangely, it leads to something more than he would have ever expected.



Kim Possible: So the Drama

Safety! The movie is basically a tl;dr of the show featuring everything I love about the show. Drakken being smart! Crazy shenanigans! Basic average girl life! The only thing I don’t like is the ending. Kim/Ron? No thanks.

Drakken/Shego/Kim

Specific ideas: 1. Maybe before So the Drama, while Drakken is cooking up his scheme, in order to get better intel on Kim, he convinces Shego to use his Juvenator (youth machine) so they can infiltrate her school and learn more about her and her life. This can be more slice-of-life. Maybe Shego gets close to Kim by becoming a cheerleader and drags Drakken along for the ride? I kinda want Ron to be an antagonist and jealously try to get in the middle of the triad to no effect. You could make it a Ron/Yori if you want as Ron withdraws and decides to go somewhere that he’s appreciated. Or he abuses his connections to Yamanouchi to wreck prom. By that point, I’m sure that Drakken and Shego would be torn about the plan. Do they proceed? Maybe they use it to stop Ron at the local level?

2. Drakken wins. He conquers the world! Shego stands by his side of course...but what role would Kim have? Would they start trying to woo her into their madness?

Drakken/Kim

Specific ideas: 1. Drakken went through so much effort to learn about his arch foe...maybe along the way he fell in love? Eric could step in to try and set them up maybe. How would Shego and Ron react to that? How would Eric pull it off?

2. Maybe instead of setting up an AI Drakken interfaced with a robot and proceeded to start romancing Kim. Except...he doesn’t stop. The end point of his plan comes and goes. He’s too into Kim to give it up. But how will he be able to reveal himself to Kim? Will he have to stay behind the screen forever?

3. Coffee shop! Similar to my above suggestion but this time Drakken’s son Eric gets involved somehow.

4. Role reversal where Kim is a villain and Drakken is simply Drew, a sidekick hero. What would Kim’s magnum opus plot be? How would it involve Drew? Will Ron and Shego be there in some form?

Drakken/James

Specific ideas: 1. I only really have one idea for this. A canon divergence where the meeting between Drakken and James on pizza night goes very, very differently. Hidden feelings revealed! Does Drakken try to lure James in on his plot? Or it could be the other way around - James tries to dissuade Drakken from his path.

Drakken/James/Ann(e)

Specific ideas: 1. Anne figures out Drakken’s plan with the pieces she has and decides to try and save Kim’s prom by going with James to foil Drakken. Unused to taking on James and Kim’s not-sister, Drakken is taken off-guard enough that they talk him down. Adult conversations for the win!

2. Instead of James working on the Hephaestus project, it’s Anne and her brain surgeon expertise. What changes would that make? Maybe he’s struck stupid by the charming redhead?


Hazbin Hotel (Webseries)

Another safety! Easy to pick up.

Alastor/Charlie

My favorite ship of the entire thing. I love the contrast of these two. I can see them trying to constantly convince the other of their viewpoints. The debates would be interesting!

I am not interested in a totally evil manipulative Alastor where Charlie is concerned. I much rather prefer him to be delighted by the very different person that is Charlie. Everyone else? Manipulate and destroy to your heart’s content. But Charlie is special to him.

Specific ideas: 1. Alastor makes his move to fully overthrow Lucifer. Will Charlie try to stop him? Help him? What role could she play in it all rolling out?

2. Charlie and Alastor have been secretly dating for some time. The secret to keeping it secret? Just them being them. Even when they outright state it no one believes them. What lengths will they go to in order to prove they’re romantically involved with each other?

3. Charlie ascends! God deems her worthy of Heaven even past the sins of her father. But...she misses Alastor. His wit, his charm, his HIM. So she starts sneaking back to Hell. Then, somehow, he figures out how to sneak into Heaven. They sneak around like horny teenagers until they’re caught by...who? Lilith? Lucifer? Maybe they were somehow even able to fool God?

4. Something is wrong with Charlie. She’s losing control of herself more and more. Being naturally born of the Pit without indulging in sin is destroying her. Alastor finds himself beside himself. It’s an interesting little informational tidbit to be sure...but why did it have to be his Charlie? Can he save her? Get her to drop some of her morals to save her life? Maybe he even dares to pray to God for a solution?


The Ancient Magus’ Bride

Playlist: Angel by Poets of the Fall
Spirit Never Die by Masterplan
Private Parts by Halestorm
Of These Chains by Red

My love! I love how damaged everyone in this is. Them healing together and growing is so special.

Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise/Ruth

Slice of life! Cuddles! Learning new magic! If Angelica shows up I will be most happy.

Specific ideas: 1. Just a pile of slice-of-life. Every chapter a new day with new fae coming in and out of their lives. Cuddling in front of the fireplace would be very nice indeed.

2. Chise’s father and brother return! Why? What is going on? Where had they gone, and why are they back now. I would love a fic digging into layers of plot that finds they’re back for more nefarious purposes than expected (blackmail? fae brainwashing?). Elias and Ruth keep Chise grounded and hold her up as the terrible truth is revealed. Silver Lady stays in the background for the most part, but plays a major role when the fight comes to their small home.

Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise

How can the fae resist Chise? They can’t, which is why Titania and Oberon keep popping up in their lives. And, naturally, they want Chise happy and healthy. Though how to accomplish that is a bit up in the air...

Specific ideas: 1. Magical weddings~ Perhaps Chise finally accepts the engagement and the fae duo immediately set on making it the Best Wedding Ever. Being fae with different ideas on what makes something memorable and good make for an interesting time all-around. Soulbonding is a practical must! Scatter about some shippy goodness with Titania and Oberon and we’re all set!

2. Chise actually dies from the dragon curse. Elias refuses to accept it. He begs everyone, including Titania and Oberon for something, anything to bring his beloved Chise back. Though dangerous and highly unsuccessful, there is one ceremony that could save her. Elias takes it; any Chise is better than no Chise. And it works! Chise is back...as a fae creature! How will that affect their relationship? Is there anything Chise will need to get used to? How does she deal with no longer being human and now invisible to their senses?

3. Coffee shop! Elias runs a fae coffee shop that peddles herbal/healing teas on the side. It isn’t until the new sick girl on the block wanders into his shop after running away from hone, her Grim by her side that he realizes things are missing from his life. He offers a kindness to her out of his own confusion that builds trust with her and Ruth. Soon, he comes to find that he needs her by his side. Can his coffee wiles charm her into being a more permanent part of his life?

4. A fey-like creature has taken to the Ainsworth household. It isn’t malevolent or anything. More interesting. Chise takes a liking to it. Elias doesn’t understand why you would entertain a creature like that. Chise teaches him the meaning of the word ‘pet’. It’s especially annoying to Elias because it follows them to the coffee shop that Elias owns and Chise works at.

5. Chise has struggled. She’s been wandering the world aimlessly trying to find meaning. She eventually finds herself in England. Finally she’s reaching the end of her rope. She plans on suicide the next day and goes to her coffee shop gig one last time. Except...that day, a new customer shows up. He takes a great interest in Chise, and she finds herself drawn to him. That little connection is enough to save her. What happens next? I dunno. It would be spiffy if they picked Ruth up somehow.

6. Elias is a world-class fabricator. His costumes are magical, almost literally. But he’s alone on his pedestal. At least, until one day he sees something, someone, that takes his breath away. An urchin on the street with her pet dog. She looks dirty, but there’s something about her...he can’t stop himself. He takes her (she doesn’t fight, her will to live practically gone) and nurses her and her dog back to health. He apprentices her and it gets to the point where she actually manages to outshine him! That day, the day they are truly equals, is when they finally connect that what they’re feeling is love. <3


One Piece

This is practically the opposite of a safety. Good luck!

Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji

Playlist: Killing Me Slowly by Bad Wolf
Drunk Enough by Angels Fall
Beautiful by Pop Evil
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Footsteps (Go Higher) by Pop Evil

They are so amazing together. Seriously! I actually got into them from exchanges. Someone has excellent taste in ships.

Specific Ideas: 1. Modern times! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist while part-timing/side gigging at the theater/acting group doing the artwork or sound stuff if you do that direction.

Or maybe he rooms with Sanji at university and they fall in together? I really would like them all to be a group that Luffy brought together, but I’m not picky at all, especially for this exchange.

2. I have no idea how to make this one work, but Usopp needs to crossdress. He needs to go undercover and crossdress and kick ass and take names as he does. And everyone, even the Yonkos, are impressed. Maybe he makes an island explode? I dunno. But somehow along the way he picks Sanji up and they get a grand finale together with lots of slinging and kicking. Yeah.

3. Rule 63! Usopp is a woman and he and Robin train to be geisha in Wano. Sanji gets worked up and (obviously stupidly) goes undercover as a woman because he hates the idea of Usopp getting anywhere near someone as grungy as Orochi. He won’t admit that he’s actually genuine fallen in love with Usopp (even though everyone knows) but goes to great lengths to protect her. And Usopp is very taken by the female-presenting Sanji. He makes for a very cute woman.

4. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Blowjobs? Full-on sex? If you do decide on straight-up sex, I would prefer Sanji bottoms.

5. Because of the genetic manipulation his father did, Sanji is just not quite human. He goes into heat occasionally. Usopp happens to be alone with him when it happens. Sanji is practically out of his mind from the heat. Usopp makes the decision to help Sanji through it. Feelings follow!

6. Again, the genetic manipulation angle. But this time, Sanji has an imprinting mechanism in him. He resists it, but slowly he’s getting more and more agitated as his needs aren’t met. It isn’t until Usopp confronts him on his changing attitude towards him that Sanji fesses up. Usopp is flattered but just not sure if they could work. They give it a shot still! And maybe it better than either ever thought it could be!


Original Work

I have particular tastes for my OW. Specifically like a single-target sexuality, but more sadistic.

Cruel Princess/Dragon Who Is Supposed To Be Guarding Her

For this? Noncon. I want the princess to brutally exploit and abuse the dragon. The appendages on the dragon or methods of reproduction don’t matter. The thing that matters is the princess being a cruel unyielding bitch to the dragon. Why doesn’t the dragon fight back? How can she manage that? Force of personality? A cursed relic? Who knows? I would actually enjoy an abrupt ending of something like the hero coming to save her and the dragon letting them slay it with no fight. Anything to finally get away from their tormentor.


Demons Are A Girl's Best Friend - Powerwolf & Alissa White-Gluz (Music Video)

This is borderline OW. Focus on the character interpretations from the appearance and how they act in the video!

Demon Twins/Blue-Haired Woman

The intense power these three exude is absolutely amazing. Whatever you write, keep that feeling intact. Always in control, even when the situation spirals.

Specific Ideas: 1. The blue-haired woman is the patron goddess of the demon twins. When a particularly delicious soul stumbles across the girls’ path, they summon her to help seduce this soul to their side. The soul may be smart, strong, completely sure of themselves...but find themselves being drawn into their game.

2. The blue-haired woman is the head of a coven. Political intrigue that makes it seem like they’re all equals when it’s all an illusion that the blue-haired woman cultivates with the aid of her demon twin assistants. At the end of it all, she was in control the entire time.

Playlists for my pairings are 100% what I want. I’ll give a brief rundown of the ideas/scenes I see with each song. Hopefully it helps!

General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags

General dislikes: pointless smut (I like smut that advances something. Character development, plot, what have you. I want it to MEAN something), animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina

DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end (catch the feels and get together!), traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions (the foodstuffs; I have a phobia of them), I HATE time travel like A Sitch in Time where the entire thing was pointless; a time loop where nothing changes at all and the entire thing was moot, religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas and weddings; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)

Kim Possible

Drakken/Kim

Please set anything with them post-series, when Kim is in college!

“Not Strong Enough”: This one, I want it to be them trying to deny anything is up but at the same time they can’t stop what they’re doing to draw the other in. Maybe a scene where Drakken is just watching her, maybe changing from her college cheer outfit or doing her homework? And maybe Kim does the same with him (sneak into his lair and just watch him through the grate. I don’t have much else to add. Just, weirdo pining/voyeurism with a hefty dose of denial.

“Mz. Hyde”: Evil Kim all the way. I like imagining her mentally tormenting Drakken until he snaps and becomes just as evil as she is. Make for an evil power couple with zero scruples! I want to see a bit of the torment but mostly the end product of them being badass supervillains with no morals. Maybe they kill a few people and nab the nuclear football and laugh as they spark a world war by bombing several countries at once?

“Control”: This one, I want to see Drakken’s tortured upbringing. No friends/all bullies, his mom too busy with her own thing to take care of him like he needed...the last push by his posse snaps his mind. A foreign entity uses that to take control of him and spread its influence (maybe claiming to be his dad? Or maybe is his father for real!). That’s how he changed from Drew to Drakken. I love the idea that Mama Lipsky knew about it and stopped the nefarious plot by the entity. It’s sealed inside Drakken...until Kim, doing her PhD research, convinced Drakken to help her and things go...wrong. Very wrong. Monster horror, psychological horror, what have you. Kim manages to take a win over it but it’s bittersweet. Ron’s dead, half of humanity’s dead? Drakken and her are somehow soul bound to keep it sealed away?


One Piece

Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji

I normally like modern AUs for this, but for this exchange I want it set during canon. I want to see them work through admitting their feelings in the One Piece world!

“Drunk Enough”: Sanji gets drunk as fuck and confesses very, very sloppily. A full-on speech about how he loves Usopp’s humor and how hot he is and stuff, even with the big ol’ nose. Or maybe he even loves the nose. Usopp isn’t as drunk and Zoro DEFINITELY isn’t drunk so the next morning rolls around. Zoro pokes and prods Sanji who is doing the denial tango. At least, until he sees Usopp. Usopp and his disappointment. Then, with some gentle nudging from the wonderful Robin and Nami, he confirms that it wasn’t all being drunk. And Luffy is in the background with Chopper completely lost on what’s going on.

“Killing Me Slowly”: My anthem song for them! I just want a bunch of drabbles/ficlet, snapshots of their established relationship. Taste testing, hanging in the aquarium, that sort of thing. End it with nighttime cuddles!

“Beautiful”: I want affirmations! Them cuddling together and they’re trading compliments. Building up the tension and love until they simply can’t not touch each other. Throw in some sex and just so many affirmations of their love (with a little bit of Sanji saying he loves Nami and Robin too because it’s Sanji).

Exciting~

I love rare pairs. They don’t love me so much, but that’s okay.

General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags

General dislikes: pointless smut (I like smut that advances something. Character development, plot, what have you. I want it to MEAN something), animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina

DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end (catch the feels and get together!), traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions (the foodstuffs; I have a phobia of them), I HATE time travel like A Sitch in Time where the entire thing was pointless; a time loop where nothing changes at all and the entire thing was moot, religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas and weddings; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)


Kim Possible

Dr. Drakken/Ron Stoppable

Domestic fluff please! Mpreg, too! Drakken being pregnant while they fight over what to paint the nursery, or them dragging Kim and Shego into an argument on names could be fun. It would also be pretty funny if Drakken realizes he’s ended up pregnant because of his new, bizarre post-series biology. I don’t really have prompts beyond domesticity would make me happy!

Drakken/Kim

I looooooooove them soooo muuuuch. You’ll be hard-pressed to write anything with them that I don’t like.

Specific ideas: 1. Sex! Drakken and Kim have sex for the first time. For this, I’m looking for affirmation. I would love something fluffy and sexy, with the fun not so much focused on PIV and some discussion about Drakken having a small cock. Big penises are a turn-off. Please please please I would love something adorable and wonderful and heart-melting. I want to have warm fuzzy feelings with some honest-to-goodness love.

2. Pets are good. Drakken has Commodore Puddles. What would Kim get? Would Drakken give or make it as a gift? What would it be? I think a bird might be interesting, though pick whatever works for you.

3. When do they move in together? Does Kim gradually find her things at Drakken’s place? Or maybe Drakken separates work and home and moves in with Kim? Homey home stuff would be nice to see!

4. I got a wonderful gift where these two write letters to each other. I would love to see more of it! Maybe Kim joins a program where she tries to rehab villains via letters and she gets Drakken. They’re annoyed at first, but begin to open up. Kim and Ron break up, Shego leaves him in jail again, etc. Eventually Drakken breaks out! ...Yet they keep writing letters to each other. No one gets it. Not even them.

5. Medieval times! Kim is the wily Blue Fox who works by night to undue the nefarious plot of Duke Drakken of House Lipsky to take power and is the princess of the realm by day. She is aided by her bard companion Ron while Drakken is guarded by the peasant turned mercenary Shego. In this world a few people have special abilities while all main bloodline royals have a specific power that adds to their abilities. Kim’s ability is luck, kinda like Domino. The slimmer the odds, the better she pulls through. Drakken’s is unknown (except it’s totally embarrassingly plant powers) while Shego’s is plasma hands. Ron...iunno. Somehow, through everything, Drakken and Princess Kim establish and interesting rapport. It’s eventually revealed that Drakken is descended from the main bloodline via Mim running off with Bartholomew and secretly living as his daring mistress. They get married For Reasons and etc etc.

6. Kim is an overworked student who works as a barista. Drew (nickname Drakken because he’s ridiculous) is the long-working and often laughed at PhD student who’s been working forever on an obscure and almost ludicrous thesis topic. Some day Drakken ventures into the coffee shop and meets Kim. Drakken is rather memorable, which is why Kim learns his normal order pretty fast. They began chatting. Learning more about each other. They start helping each other with their ‘homework’ (Drakken bounces ideas off of Kim, Kim learns advanced science stuff). One of them realizes they caught feelings. Or both of them realize? Then it becomes a piningfest. Maybe Drakken lays a surprise excited kiss on Kim when he has a breakthrough?


Dungeon Fighter Online

Empress Erje/Zeldine Schneider

Dragon empress and her retainer! They NEED to be together (after a time skip).

Specific ideas: 1. Erje hasn’t been quite right since she took control of her birthright. Slowly, she’s been turning into a dragon. Not too noticeable, more monster cutie levels. But one problem that happened was the start of heats. She tries to suppress it. It gets more and more noticeable each year until she simply can’t handle it and she ravages her most loyal retainer. Zeldine ain’t complaining!

2. The empress must marry to secure the bloodline for the next generation. The wording, however, doesn’t mention if the spouse has to be male. Erje picks Zeldine, her most beloved retainer. She thinks it’s because of loyalty. But it’s beyond that. Real love is there.


One Piece

Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji

I am 100% not picky for these two. Give me what you will! I’ll give a couple of ideas because why not.

Specific ideas: 1. Modern AU! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist.

2. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Kissing? Sex? Nothing else?

3. Because of the genetic manipulation his father did, Sanji is just not quite human. He goes into heat occasionally. Usopp happens to be alone with him when it happens. Sanji is practically out of his mind from the heat. Usopp makes the decision to help Sanji through it. Feelings follow!

The collection has been revealed! Technically, there’s one assignment needed but 1. It’s for the mod and 2. The mod has been assured it will be finished before author reveals which is all she cares about for her own fic.

Have fun with the piles of fluff!