Heart Attack is the Best Attack
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General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags
General dislikes: pointless smut, animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina
DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end; catch the feels!,traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions, time travel (unless Harry Potter’s Time Turner), religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)
Kim Possible: So the Drama
Safety! The movie is basically a tl;dr of the show featuring everything I love about the show. Drakken being smart! Crazy shenanigans! Basic average girl life! The only thing I don’t like is the ending. Kim/Ron? No thanks.
Drakken/Shego/Kim
Specific ideas: 1. Maybe before So the Drama, while Drakken is cooking up his scheme, in order to get better intel on Kim, he convinces Shego to use his Juvenator (youth machine) so they can infiltrate her school and learn more about her and her life. This can be more slice-of-life. Maybe Shego gets close to Kim by becoming a cheerleader and drags Drakken along for the ride? I kinda want Ron to be an antagonist and jealously try to get in the middle of the triad to no effect. You could make it a Ron/Yori if you want as Ron withdraws and decides to go somewhere that he’s appreciated. Or he abuses his connections to Yamanouchi to wreck prom. By that point, I’m sure that Drakken and Shego would be torn about the plan. Do they proceed? Maybe they use it to stop Ron at the local level?
2. Drakken wins. He conquers the world! Shego stands by his side of course...but what role would Kim have? Would they start trying to woo her into their madness?
Drakken/James
Specific ideas: 1. I only really have one idea for this. A canon divergence where the meeting between Drakken and James on pizza night goes very, very differently. Hidden feelings revealed! Does Drakken try to lure James in on his plot? Or it could be the other way around - James tries to dissuade Drakken from his path.
Drakken/James/Ann(e)
Specific ideas: 1. Anne figures out Drakken’s plan with the pieces she has and decides to try and save Kim’s prom by going with James to foil Drakken. Unused to taking on James and Kim’s not-sister, Drakken is taken off-guard enough that they talk him down. Adult conversations for the win!
2. Instead of James working on the Hephaestus project, it’s Anne and her brain surgeon expertise. What changes would that make? Maybe he’s struck stupid by the charming redhead?
Hazbin Hotel (Webseries)
Another safety! Easy to pick up.
Alastor/Charlie
My favorite ship of the entire thing. I love the contrast of these two. I can see them trying to constantly convince the other of their viewpoints. The debates would be interesting!
I am not interested in a totally evil manipulative Alastor where Charlie is concerned. I much rather prefer him to be delighted by the very different person that is Charlie. Everyone else? Manipulate and destroy to your heart’s content. But Charlie is special to him.
Specific ideas: 1. Alastor makes his move to fully overthrow Lucifer. Will Charlie try to stop him? Help him? What role could she play in it all rolling out?
2. Charlie and Alastor have been secretly dating for some time. The secret to keeping it secret? Just them being them. Even when they outright state it no one believes them. What lengths will they go to in order to prove they’re romantically involved with each other?
3. Charlie ascends! God deems her worthy of Heaven even past the sins of her father. But...she misses Alastor. His wit, his charm, his HIM. So she starts sneaking back to Hell. Then, somehow, he figures out how to sneak into Heaven. They sneak around like horny teenagers until they’re caught by...who? Lilith? Lucifer? Maybe they were somehow even able to fool God?
4. Something is wrong with Charlie. She’s losing control of herself more and more. Being naturally born of the Pit without indulging in sin is destroying her. Alastor finds himself beside himself. It’s an interesting little informational tidbit to be sure...but why did it have to be his Charlie? Can he save her? Get her to drop some of her morals to save her life? Maybe he even dares to pray to God for a solution?
The Ancient Magus’ Bride
Playlist: Angel by Poets of the Fall
Spirit Never Die by Masterplan
Private Parts by Halestorm
Of These Chains by Red
My love! I love how damaged everyone in this is. Them healing together and growing is so special.
Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise/Ruth
Slice of life! Cuddles! Learning new magic! If Angelica shows up I will be most happy.
Specific ideas: 1. Just a pile of slice-of-life. Every chapter a new day with new fae coming in and out of their lives. Cuddling in front of the fireplace would be very nice indeed.
2. Chise’s father and brother return! Why? What is going on? Where had they gone, and why are they back now. I would love a fic digging into layers of plot that finds they’re back for more nefarious purposes than expected (blackmail? fae brainwashing?). Elias and Ruth keep Chise grounded and hold her up as the terrible truth is revealed. Silver Lady stays in the background for the most part, but plays a major role when the fight comes to their small home.
Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise (not really requested but I’m fine with it)
How can the fae resist Chise? They can’t, which is why Titania and Oberon keep popping up in their lives. And, naturally, they want Chise happy and healthy. Though how to accomplish that is a bit up in the air...
Specific ideas: 1. Magical weddings~ Perhaps Chise finally accepts the engagement and the fae duo immediately set on making it the Best Wedding Ever. Being fae with different ideas on what makes something memorable and good make for an interesting time all-around. Soulbonding is a practical must! Scatter about some shippy goodness with Titania and Oberon and we’re all set!
2. Chise actually dies from the dragon curse. Elias refuses to accept it. He begs everyone, including Titania and Oberon for something, anything to bring his beloved Chise back. Though dangerous and highly unsuccessful, there is one ceremony that could save her. Elias takes it; any Chise is better than no Chise. And it works! Chise is back...as a fae creature! How will that affect their relationship? Is there anything Chise will need to get used to? How does she deal with no longer being human and now invisible to their senses?
3. Coffee shop! Elias runs a fae coffee shop that peddles herbal/healing teas on the side. It isn’t until the new sick girl on the block wanders into his shop after running away from hone, her Grim by her side that he realizes things are missing from his life. He offers a kindness to her out of his own confusion that builds trust with her and Ruth. Soon, he comes to find that he needs her by his side. Can his coffee wiles charm her into being a more permanent part of his life?
4. A fey-like creature has taken to the Ainsworth household. It isn’t malevolent or anything. More interesting. Chise takes a liking to it. Elias doesn’t understand why you would entertain a creature like that. Chise teaches him the meaning of the word ‘pet’. It’s especially annoying to Elias because it follows them to the coffee shop that Elias owns and Chise works at.
5. Chise has struggled. She’s been wandering the world aimlessly trying to find meaning. She eventually finds herself in England. Finally she’s reaching the end of her rope. She plans on suicide the next day and goes to her coffee shop gig one last time. Except...that day, a new customer shows up. He takes a great interest in Chise, and she finds herself drawn to him. That little connection is enough to save her. What happens next? I dunno. It would be spiffy if they picked Ruth up somehow.
6. Elias is a world-class fabricator. His costumes are magical, almost literally. But he’s alone on his pedestal. At least, until one day he sees something, someone, that takes his breath away. An urchin on the street with her pet dog. She looks dirty, but there’s something about her...he can’t stop himself. He takes her (she doesn’t fight, her will to live practically gone) and nurses her and her dog back to health. He apprentices her and it gets to the point where she actually manages to outshine him! That day, the day they are truly equals, is when they finally connect that what they’re feeling is love. <3
One Piece
This is practically the opposite of a safety. Good luck!
Nami/Nefertari Vivi
Look, these two are made for each other. If you read/watched from Whiskey Peak to Alabasta then you know what I’m talking about. Two lovely ladies lovin’ is simply divine!
Specific Ideas: 1. Vivi almost dies trying to save her people. Not like a ‘that was close!’. No, I want blood. Pain. The fear of it being The End. Someone saves her, doesn’t matter who, but for those few minutes of peril that she feels all her regrets. Feels what she’s missing. Now, her people are very important to her. No doubt about that. But, she doesn’t feel ready for that. She wants to experience life and love. Mature, experience the world with the woman she loves. This prompt is more about Vivi coming to terms with what’s important and doing her best.
2. This one, you can include whatever ships you want. Basically, everyone on board is having a secret relationship or is a secret-keeper of a relationship. It’s from Vivi/Nami’s perspective. Everyone walking in on each other having Moments and confessions while desperately trying to keep things secret so others won’t feel awkward. Eventually they all go to Luffy at the same time (coincidentally) and ask him about the policy for crew relationships. Luffy’s just like ‘why would I have a problem, I’m in one too!’. Note that I prefer Nami/Vivi, Zoro/Luffy, and Usopp/Sanji, but don’t let that stop you if you have other ideas!
3. Modern AU where Vivi is a dynastic inheritor of whatever crown, could still be Alabasta. Nami is a cat burglar caught sneaking in as Vivi is sneaking out to roam the town. They bump into each other and silently freak out. Once they realize they’re not going to call the guards on each other, they make a deal: Vivi will help Nami steal some jewels (the stand-ins, of course; Nami isn’t quite connected enough to fence the actual royal jewels) and in exchange Nami will take Vivi around the city. It all goes well. Very well. Until, scandal! The newspapers caught Vivi not only sneaking out and bumming with the common folk, but she’s on the arm of a bombshell redhead who seems to be wearing a piece of regalia! How do they figure things out from there?
Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji
Playlist: Killing Me Slowly by Bad Wolf
Drunk Enough by Angels Fall
Beautiful by Pop Evil
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Footsteps (Go Higher) by Pop Evil
They are so amazing together. Seriously! I actually got into them from exchanges. Someone has excellent taste in ships.
Specific Ideas: 1. Modern times! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist while part-timing/side gigging at the theater/acting group doing the artwork or sound stuff if you do that direction.
Or maybe he rooms with Sanji at university and they fall in together? I really would like them all to be a group that Luffy brought together, but I’m not picky at all, especially for this exchange.
2. I have no idea how to make this one work, but Usopp needs to crossdress. He needs to go undercover and crossdress and kick ass and take names as he does. And everyone, even the Yonkos, are impressed. Maybe he makes an island explode? I dunno. But somehow along the way he picks Sanji up and they get a grand finale together with lots of slinging and kicking. Yeah.
3. Rule 63! Usopp is a woman and he and Robin train to be geisha in Wano. Sanji gets worked up and (obviously stupidly) goes undercover as a woman because he hates the idea of Usopp getting anywhere near someone as grungy as Orochi. He won’t admit that he’s actually genuine fallen in love with Usopp (even though everyone knows) but goes to great lengths to protect her. And Usopp is very taken by the female-presenting Sanji. He makes for a very cute woman.
4. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Blowjobs? Full-on sex? If you do decide on straight-up sex, I would prefer Sanji bottoms.
5. Because of the genetic manipulation his father did, Sanji is just not quite human. He goes into heat occasionally. Usopp happens to be alone with him when it happens. Sanji is practically out of his mind from the heat. Usopp makes the decision to help Sanji through it. Feelings follow!
6. Again, the genetic manipulation angle. But this time, Sanji has an imprinting mechanism in him. He resists it, but slowly he’s getting more and more agitated as his needs aren’t met. It isn’t until Usopp confronts him on his changing attitude towards him that Sanji fesses up. Usopp is flattered but just not sure if they could work. They give it a shot still! And maybe it better than either ever thought it could be!
Original Work
I have particular tastes for my OW. Specifically like a single-target sexuality, but more sadistic.
Cruel Princess/Dragon Who Is Supposed To Be Guarding Her
For this? Noncon. I want the princess to brutally exploit and abuse the dragon. The appendages on the dragon or methods of reproduction don’t matter. The thing that matters is the princess being a cruel unyielding bitch to the dragon. Why doesn’t the dragon fight back? How can she manage that? Force of personality? A cursed relic? Who knows? I would actually enjoy an abrupt ending of something like the hero coming to save her and the dragon letting them slay it with no fight. Anything to finally get away from their tormentor.
Justice League (Timmverse)
Vigilante/Shining Knight
The ultimate bromance. The snappy gunslinger and the determined knight. How can they be denied? They even flip outfits in an episode for crying out loud! Watching Patriot Act is a MUST! Mix and match prompts as you want!
Specific ideas: 1. Movie night once more. They’re comfortable with each other. Perhaps they dress down a bit? Get some food? Before either realizes...are they dating? Are these dates? These are dates, right?
2. Rumors are swirling. Someone made a list of romantically-involved members on the Watchtower. Fire and Ice, Batman and Superman, Shayera/John Stewart/Vixen, Supergirl and Batgirl...and Vigilante and Shining Knight? Are they serious? They laugh it off...but what if?
3. Pining? Mutual pining! They’re both so afraid of ruining what they have that they both keep quiet. The sexual tension is so high, though, that it starts interfering with OTHER members. An awkward conversation ensues with them and a senior member of the Justice League.
4. They’ve been friends with benefits for a while. Vigilante thinks they’ll never have anything more because of Justin’s obvious shame. Except...he isn’t ashamed? Just private? How in the world did Vigilante get it so wrong?
Kim Possible (cartoon)
Drakken/Kim and Ron/Yori
I love Drakkim. Ron gets crapped on by most people. Why not make him happy with Yori? Everyone wins!
Specific ideas: 1. Ninjas! A ninja war breaks out that somehow swallows not just Ron, but Drakken too. Who knew that the Lipsky family was secretly a clan of ninjas?
2. Double dating is a thing, right? Maybe Ron and Drakken have passive-aggressive-fu over Kim while Kim and Yori just watch on and secretly laugh. Or maybe the opposite - Yori and Kim do the same over Ron while the two guys are oblivious. Because let’s be honest, they wouldn’t notice or understand.
3. Ron has monkey power. Jake Long takes place in the same universe. Maybe the entire zodiac is present. And Kim or Drakken hold a power! I would die if Drakken had the Mystical Cock Power. Just sayin’.
Drakken/Kim/Shego
Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.
Vast adventures for the win! I would want a slow burn. Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.
Specific ideas: 1. You know what would be funny to me? Politics. What kind of ass-backwards ideas would Drakken have about some world events? Maybe Kim and Shego set him straight. Or maybe Kim campaigns to them while they sit bored and uninterested.
2. Shego would definitely take them on a vacation at some point. Would she drag them to her favorite Greek resort? Or would she go on a cruise with them?
3. You can’t go wrong with making out. Not sex, not quite, but I would enjoy some messing around. Bashful Kim and Drakken that are directed with a confident yet needy Shego would be cute.
4. The Lorwardians come back post-series, this time in peace. Ron gets stuck as the emissary because of the belief that he’s the Great Blue of legend. As he takes on his duties and destiny, him and Kim lose touch and eventually break up. Have it be from Kim’s POV. At the same time, Shego and Drakken are beginning to take some pity on Kim. Less hostile, more interested in chatting. Eventually there are no plots, just nice dinners. One of them - I imagine Shego - springs the fact that they’re all going out on dates. While shocked, they all accept the fact. Then they awkwardly try to navigate the details: telling family, the idea of moving in, that sort of thing. Maybe Shego and Drakken join Kim on a few adventures!
5. Evil Kim! Attitudinated Kim decides to conquer the world and picks Drakken and Shego to help her. It takes some convincing, but eventually Drakken and Shego come around (with the promises for Drakkanada and Iceland). They don’t realize, though, that Kim is looking for more than a simple evil partnership...
6. Soulmarks! Post-canon Drakken and Shego are on vacation when Team Possible drops in to check on them and make sure they aren’t doing evil. Their soulmarks are plain as day in their beachwear even though they’re supposed to be as private as walking around naked. But wait! Kim has the exact same mark? How is that possible?! Are they mismatched? Is it REALLY a trio matching soulmarks? (The answer is yes, but they don’t know that). A bit of angst before they shape up and Ron is, somehow, the voice of reason. It could even be a mystery in the beginning where Ron and Kim show each other their soul marks and they don’t match. Then who are their soulmates?
Jackie Chan Adventures
Black/Jackie
I am a simple shipper with simple shipping needs for these two. Valmont bores me, so if you could have someone else be the antagonist that’d be great.
Specific Ideas: 1. After Jade definitely takes over Section 13, Black and Jackie reminisce like old men do. Maybe with age they are finally able to talk maturely about a relationship between them. I imagine Jade might’ve orchestrated it somehow.
2. Bai Tza is my favorite demon sorcerer. If you could somehow work her in as the antagonist that would be the bee’s knees. Maybe she’s tied to another kind of summoning ceremony and is brought to bring the apocalypse somehow? Clearly almost dying (like genuinely almost dying, not ‘close call’ like in the show) brings out the emotions.
Weird note for this one: I like Jade/Hsi Wu a bit, so if you could sprinkle something about him being obsessive about her that would be swell.
3. Chang Gang decides to stick together and go on to make a great villainous team. They end up catching the attention of an evil version of Section 13 wherein Tommy Chung and the head of evil Section 13 get together. All sides clash wherein Jade can’t help but point out the relationship and claim that Jackie and Black need to work together like those two to win. Skeptical, they agree and act it out. Except…it works out well. Very well. Well enough that they decide that’s how it should be from then on.
Jade/Hsi Wu
Now, hear me out. Paco is a little shit and should never be a love interest for Jade. Hsi Wu had the most kind-of chemistry with Jade in the show. I love the insane idea of things somehow developing between them. Like, I’d appreciate it if you aged Jade up but as long as it doesn’t have smut she’s okay being younger. I don’t really like it but a good fic could change my mind.
Specific ideas: 1. It takes longer for Hsi Wu to collect his tail. He hangs around Jade more and really kinda feels like this could be a bit of a fun trick on his siblings. He joins the team and proceeds to mock his siblings while also working to get his tail. Eventually he decides that it’s actually a lot of fun being the underdog and that he found somewhere that he’s happy (which is strange because all his power and wit never brought him this feeling). Basically a fic about Hsi Wu finding happiness with a small bit of Hsi Wu/Jade tossed in.
2. Soulmates? Soulmates. Jade and Hsi Wu are soulmates. It takes everyone by shock/storm as they witness a soul bonding event. Once the magic fades and the marks stay, Hsi Wu flies off to scream ‘fuuuuuuuuuuu’ into the void while Jade complains that the age difference is SO unbelievable. However the rules for the soulbond are are whatever you want. It marks them in other ways; Hsi Wu’s siblings all view him as a traitor while Uncle and co are hesitant about Jade. Really build in the suspicion!
3. Paco goes evil several years into the future. Okay, once you stop laughing picture this: who else could go unrecognized as a threat as the kid obsessed over a wrestler? He secretly gathers his plotting stuff (go ahead and make him laughably evil with this being him acting out) and sets it up so he releases a bunch of evil stuff on his sixteenth birthday. All the onis, all the demon sorcerers, everything from the show is given a new lease on life. Mega apocalypse that finds all the sides mixed as old politics come to light. Somehow in this mess the demon sorcerers team up with Jackie and co, giving an opportunity for Jade and Hsi Wu to find things in common.
Harry Potter
Petunia/Severus & Harry & Dudley & Magical World Lawyer
I want to see single parent!Petunia (at least, single until Severus enters stage left) trying her best to raise Harry and Dudley as ‘normal’ boys. Vernon went too far one day that refocused Petunia on what really matters. My lovely set-up of Petunia/Severus & Harry & Dudley & Magical World Lawyer is mostly focused on Dumbledore’s manipulations on Harry (and maybe some mind magic on Petunia?) as they navigate the new magical world and take on Dumbledore and his manipulations. A custody battle between Petunia/Severus and Dumbledore (or a Dumbledore lackey) could be interesting, as is settling the Potter estate that Dumbledore withheld for the most part (c’mon, the Potters were a pureblooded family, you can’t tell me they only had one vault of gold and very little else!).
I like the idea that Dumbledore is a force of good and that good comes at any price. A kid like Harry is just a chess piece and Petunia sees right through it. Petunia wants to homeschool Harry and that gets into quite the legal quagmire. I’m not sure how Snape gets involved. Whatever excuse you need, use it.
I really want to see the complex emotions with Petunia trying her best to keep her kids happy and fed and making sure they aren’t taken advantage of. I want her to end up as happy as someone like her could be. I genuinely think that Vernon was the real bad influence on Petunia that twisted her so completely to hate magic/her sister enough to abuse her nephew.
General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags
General dislikes: pointless smut, animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina
DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end; catch the feels!,traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions, time travel (unless Harry Potter’s Time Turner), religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)
Kim Possible: So the Drama
Safety! The movie is basically a tl;dr of the show featuring everything I love about the show. Drakken being smart! Crazy shenanigans! Basic average girl life! The only thing I don’t like is the ending. Kim/Ron? No thanks.
Drakken/Shego/Kim
Specific ideas: 1. Maybe before So the Drama, while Drakken is cooking up his scheme, in order to get better intel on Kim, he convinces Shego to use his Juvenator (youth machine) so they can infiltrate her school and learn more about her and her life. This can be more slice-of-life. Maybe Shego gets close to Kim by becoming a cheerleader and drags Drakken along for the ride? I kinda want Ron to be an antagonist and jealously try to get in the middle of the triad to no effect. You could make it a Ron/Yori if you want as Ron withdraws and decides to go somewhere that he’s appreciated. Or he abuses his connections to Yamanouchi to wreck prom. By that point, I’m sure that Drakken and Shego would be torn about the plan. Do they proceed? Maybe they use it to stop Ron at the local level?
2. Drakken wins. He conquers the world! Shego stands by his side of course...but what role would Kim have? Would they start trying to woo her into their madness?
Drakken/James
Specific ideas: 1. I only really have one idea for this. A canon divergence where the meeting between Drakken and James on pizza night goes very, very differently. Hidden feelings revealed! Does Drakken try to lure James in on his plot? Or it could be the other way around - James tries to dissuade Drakken from his path.
Drakken/James/Ann(e)
Specific ideas: 1. Anne figures out Drakken’s plan with the pieces she has and decides to try and save Kim’s prom by going with James to foil Drakken. Unused to taking on James and Kim’s not-sister, Drakken is taken off-guard enough that they talk him down. Adult conversations for the win!
2. Instead of James working on the Hephaestus project, it’s Anne and her brain surgeon expertise. What changes would that make? Maybe he’s struck stupid by the charming redhead?
Hazbin Hotel (Webseries)
Another safety! Easy to pick up.
Alastor/Charlie
My favorite ship of the entire thing. I love the contrast of these two. I can see them trying to constantly convince the other of their viewpoints. The debates would be interesting!
I am not interested in a totally evil manipulative Alastor where Charlie is concerned. I much rather prefer him to be delighted by the very different person that is Charlie. Everyone else? Manipulate and destroy to your heart’s content. But Charlie is special to him.
Specific ideas: 1. Alastor makes his move to fully overthrow Lucifer. Will Charlie try to stop him? Help him? What role could she play in it all rolling out?
2. Charlie and Alastor have been secretly dating for some time. The secret to keeping it secret? Just them being them. Even when they outright state it no one believes them. What lengths will they go to in order to prove they’re romantically involved with each other?
3. Charlie ascends! God deems her worthy of Heaven even past the sins of her father. But...she misses Alastor. His wit, his charm, his HIM. So she starts sneaking back to Hell. Then, somehow, he figures out how to sneak into Heaven. They sneak around like horny teenagers until they’re caught by...who? Lilith? Lucifer? Maybe they were somehow even able to fool God?
4. Something is wrong with Charlie. She’s losing control of herself more and more. Being naturally born of the Pit without indulging in sin is destroying her. Alastor finds himself beside himself. It’s an interesting little informational tidbit to be sure...but why did it have to be his Charlie? Can he save her? Get her to drop some of her morals to save her life? Maybe he even dares to pray to God for a solution?
The Ancient Magus’ Bride
Playlist: Angel by Poets of the Fall
Spirit Never Die by Masterplan
Private Parts by Halestorm
Of These Chains by Red
My love! I love how damaged everyone in this is. Them healing together and growing is so special.
Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise/Ruth
Slice of life! Cuddles! Learning new magic! If Angelica shows up I will be most happy.
Specific ideas: 1. Just a pile of slice-of-life. Every chapter a new day with new fae coming in and out of their lives. Cuddling in front of the fireplace would be very nice indeed.
2. Chise’s father and brother return! Why? What is going on? Where had they gone, and why are they back now. I would love a fic digging into layers of plot that finds they’re back for more nefarious purposes than expected (blackmail? fae brainwashing?). Elias and Ruth keep Chise grounded and hold her up as the terrible truth is revealed. Silver Lady stays in the background for the most part, but plays a major role when the fight comes to their small home.
Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise (not really requested but I’m fine with it)
How can the fae resist Chise? They can’t, which is why Titania and Oberon keep popping up in their lives. And, naturally, they want Chise happy and healthy. Though how to accomplish that is a bit up in the air...
Specific ideas: 1. Magical weddings~ Perhaps Chise finally accepts the engagement and the fae duo immediately set on making it the Best Wedding Ever. Being fae with different ideas on what makes something memorable and good make for an interesting time all-around. Soulbonding is a practical must! Scatter about some shippy goodness with Titania and Oberon and we’re all set!
2. Chise actually dies from the dragon curse. Elias refuses to accept it. He begs everyone, including Titania and Oberon for something, anything to bring his beloved Chise back. Though dangerous and highly unsuccessful, there is one ceremony that could save her. Elias takes it; any Chise is better than no Chise. And it works! Chise is back...as a fae creature! How will that affect their relationship? Is there anything Chise will need to get used to? How does she deal with no longer being human and now invisible to their senses?
3. Coffee shop! Elias runs a fae coffee shop that peddles herbal/healing teas on the side. It isn’t until the new sick girl on the block wanders into his shop after running away from hone, her Grim by her side that he realizes things are missing from his life. He offers a kindness to her out of his own confusion that builds trust with her and Ruth. Soon, he comes to find that he needs her by his side. Can his coffee wiles charm her into being a more permanent part of his life?
4. A fey-like creature has taken to the Ainsworth household. It isn’t malevolent or anything. More interesting. Chise takes a liking to it. Elias doesn’t understand why you would entertain a creature like that. Chise teaches him the meaning of the word ‘pet’. It’s especially annoying to Elias because it follows them to the coffee shop that Elias owns and Chise works at.
5. Chise has struggled. She’s been wandering the world aimlessly trying to find meaning. She eventually finds herself in England. Finally she’s reaching the end of her rope. She plans on suicide the next day and goes to her coffee shop gig one last time. Except...that day, a new customer shows up. He takes a great interest in Chise, and she finds herself drawn to him. That little connection is enough to save her. What happens next? I dunno. It would be spiffy if they picked Ruth up somehow.
6. Elias is a world-class fabricator. His costumes are magical, almost literally. But he’s alone on his pedestal. At least, until one day he sees something, someone, that takes his breath away. An urchin on the street with her pet dog. She looks dirty, but there’s something about her...he can’t stop himself. He takes her (she doesn’t fight, her will to live practically gone) and nurses her and her dog back to health. He apprentices her and it gets to the point where she actually manages to outshine him! That day, the day they are truly equals, is when they finally connect that what they’re feeling is love. <3
One Piece
This is practically the opposite of a safety. Good luck!
Nami/Nefertari Vivi
Look, these two are made for each other. If you read/watched from Whiskey Peak to Alabasta then you know what I’m talking about. Two lovely ladies lovin’ is simply divine!
Specific Ideas: 1. Vivi almost dies trying to save her people. Not like a ‘that was close!’. No, I want blood. Pain. The fear of it being The End. Someone saves her, doesn’t matter who, but for those few minutes of peril that she feels all her regrets. Feels what she’s missing. Now, her people are very important to her. No doubt about that. But, she doesn’t feel ready for that. She wants to experience life and love. Mature, experience the world with the woman she loves. This prompt is more about Vivi coming to terms with what’s important and doing her best.
2. This one, you can include whatever ships you want. Basically, everyone on board is having a secret relationship or is a secret-keeper of a relationship. It’s from Vivi/Nami’s perspective. Everyone walking in on each other having Moments and confessions while desperately trying to keep things secret so others won’t feel awkward. Eventually they all go to Luffy at the same time (coincidentally) and ask him about the policy for crew relationships. Luffy’s just like ‘why would I have a problem, I’m in one too!’. Note that I prefer Nami/Vivi, Zoro/Luffy, and Usopp/Sanji, but don’t let that stop you if you have other ideas!
3. Modern AU where Vivi is a dynastic inheritor of whatever crown, could still be Alabasta. Nami is a cat burglar caught sneaking in as Vivi is sneaking out to roam the town. They bump into each other and silently freak out. Once they realize they’re not going to call the guards on each other, they make a deal: Vivi will help Nami steal some jewels (the stand-ins, of course; Nami isn’t quite connected enough to fence the actual royal jewels) and in exchange Nami will take Vivi around the city. It all goes well. Very well. Until, scandal! The newspapers caught Vivi not only sneaking out and bumming with the common folk, but she’s on the arm of a bombshell redhead who seems to be wearing a piece of regalia! How do they figure things out from there?
Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji
Playlist: Killing Me Slowly by Bad Wolf
Drunk Enough by Angels Fall
Beautiful by Pop Evil
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Footsteps (Go Higher) by Pop Evil
They are so amazing together. Seriously! I actually got into them from exchanges. Someone has excellent taste in ships.
Specific Ideas: 1. Modern times! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist while part-timing/side gigging at the theater/acting group doing the artwork or sound stuff if you do that direction.
Or maybe he rooms with Sanji at university and they fall in together? I really would like them all to be a group that Luffy brought together, but I’m not picky at all, especially for this exchange.
2. I have no idea how to make this one work, but Usopp needs to crossdress. He needs to go undercover and crossdress and kick ass and take names as he does. And everyone, even the Yonkos, are impressed. Maybe he makes an island explode? I dunno. But somehow along the way he picks Sanji up and they get a grand finale together with lots of slinging and kicking. Yeah.
3. Rule 63! Usopp is a woman and he and Robin train to be geisha in Wano. Sanji gets worked up and (obviously stupidly) goes undercover as a woman because he hates the idea of Usopp getting anywhere near someone as grungy as Orochi. He won’t admit that he’s actually genuine fallen in love with Usopp (even though everyone knows) but goes to great lengths to protect her. And Usopp is very taken by the female-presenting Sanji. He makes for a very cute woman.
4. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Blowjobs? Full-on sex? If you do decide on straight-up sex, I would prefer Sanji bottoms.
5. Because of the genetic manipulation his father did, Sanji is just not quite human. He goes into heat occasionally. Usopp happens to be alone with him when it happens. Sanji is practically out of his mind from the heat. Usopp makes the decision to help Sanji through it. Feelings follow!
6. Again, the genetic manipulation angle. But this time, Sanji has an imprinting mechanism in him. He resists it, but slowly he’s getting more and more agitated as his needs aren’t met. It isn’t until Usopp confronts him on his changing attitude towards him that Sanji fesses up. Usopp is flattered but just not sure if they could work. They give it a shot still! And maybe it better than either ever thought it could be!
Original Work
I have particular tastes for my OW. Specifically like a single-target sexuality, but more sadistic.
Cruel Princess/Dragon Who Is Supposed To Be Guarding Her
For this? Noncon. I want the princess to brutally exploit and abuse the dragon. The appendages on the dragon or methods of reproduction don’t matter. The thing that matters is the princess being a cruel unyielding bitch to the dragon. Why doesn’t the dragon fight back? How can she manage that? Force of personality? A cursed relic? Who knows? I would actually enjoy an abrupt ending of something like the hero coming to save her and the dragon letting them slay it with no fight. Anything to finally get away from their tormentor.
Justice League (Timmverse)
Vigilante/Shining Knight
The ultimate bromance. The snappy gunslinger and the determined knight. How can they be denied? They even flip outfits in an episode for crying out loud! Watching Patriot Act is a MUST! Mix and match prompts as you want!
Specific ideas: 1. Movie night once more. They’re comfortable with each other. Perhaps they dress down a bit? Get some food? Before either realizes...are they dating? Are these dates? These are dates, right?
2. Rumors are swirling. Someone made a list of romantically-involved members on the Watchtower. Fire and Ice, Batman and Superman, Shayera/John Stewart/Vixen, Supergirl and Batgirl...and Vigilante and Shining Knight? Are they serious? They laugh it off...but what if?
3. Pining? Mutual pining! They’re both so afraid of ruining what they have that they both keep quiet. The sexual tension is so high, though, that it starts interfering with OTHER members. An awkward conversation ensues with them and a senior member of the Justice League.
4. They’ve been friends with benefits for a while. Vigilante thinks they’ll never have anything more because of Justin’s obvious shame. Except...he isn’t ashamed? Just private? How in the world did Vigilante get it so wrong?
Kim Possible (cartoon)
Drakken/Kim and Ron/Yori
I love Drakkim. Ron gets crapped on by most people. Why not make him happy with Yori? Everyone wins!
Specific ideas: 1. Ninjas! A ninja war breaks out that somehow swallows not just Ron, but Drakken too. Who knew that the Lipsky family was secretly a clan of ninjas?
2. Double dating is a thing, right? Maybe Ron and Drakken have passive-aggressive-fu over Kim while Kim and Yori just watch on and secretly laugh. Or maybe the opposite - Yori and Kim do the same over Ron while the two guys are oblivious. Because let’s be honest, they wouldn’t notice or understand.
3. Ron has monkey power. Jake Long takes place in the same universe. Maybe the entire zodiac is present. And Kim or Drakken hold a power! I would die if Drakken had the Mystical Cock Power. Just sayin’.
Drakken/Kim/Shego
Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.
Vast adventures for the win! I would want a slow burn. Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.
Specific ideas: 1. You know what would be funny to me? Politics. What kind of ass-backwards ideas would Drakken have about some world events? Maybe Kim and Shego set him straight. Or maybe Kim campaigns to them while they sit bored and uninterested.
2. Shego would definitely take them on a vacation at some point. Would she drag them to her favorite Greek resort? Or would she go on a cruise with them?
3. You can’t go wrong with making out. Not sex, not quite, but I would enjoy some messing around. Bashful Kim and Drakken that are directed with a confident yet needy Shego would be cute.
4. The Lorwardians come back post-series, this time in peace. Ron gets stuck as the emissary because of the belief that he’s the Great Blue of legend. As he takes on his duties and destiny, him and Kim lose touch and eventually break up. Have it be from Kim’s POV. At the same time, Shego and Drakken are beginning to take some pity on Kim. Less hostile, more interested in chatting. Eventually there are no plots, just nice dinners. One of them - I imagine Shego - springs the fact that they’re all going out on dates. While shocked, they all accept the fact. Then they awkwardly try to navigate the details: telling family, the idea of moving in, that sort of thing. Maybe Shego and Drakken join Kim on a few adventures!
5. Evil Kim! Attitudinated Kim decides to conquer the world and picks Drakken and Shego to help her. It takes some convincing, but eventually Drakken and Shego come around (with the promises for Drakkanada and Iceland). They don’t realize, though, that Kim is looking for more than a simple evil partnership...
6. Soulmarks! Post-canon Drakken and Shego are on vacation when Team Possible drops in to check on them and make sure they aren’t doing evil. Their soulmarks are plain as day in their beachwear even though they’re supposed to be as private as walking around naked. But wait! Kim has the exact same mark? How is that possible?! Are they mismatched? Is it REALLY a trio matching soulmarks? (The answer is yes, but they don’t know that). A bit of angst before they shape up and Ron is, somehow, the voice of reason. It could even be a mystery in the beginning where Ron and Kim show each other their soul marks and they don’t match. Then who are their soulmates?
Jackie Chan Adventures
Black/Jackie
I am a simple shipper with simple shipping needs for these two. Valmont bores me, so if you could have someone else be the antagonist that’d be great.
Specific Ideas: 1. After Jade definitely takes over Section 13, Black and Jackie reminisce like old men do. Maybe with age they are finally able to talk maturely about a relationship between them. I imagine Jade might’ve orchestrated it somehow.
2. Bai Tza is my favorite demon sorcerer. If you could somehow work her in as the antagonist that would be the bee’s knees. Maybe she’s tied to another kind of summoning ceremony and is brought to bring the apocalypse somehow? Clearly almost dying (like genuinely almost dying, not ‘close call’ like in the show) brings out the emotions.
Weird note for this one: I like Jade/Hsi Wu a bit, so if you could sprinkle something about him being obsessive about her that would be swell.
3. Chang Gang decides to stick together and go on to make a great villainous team. They end up catching the attention of an evil version of Section 13 wherein Tommy Chung and the head of evil Section 13 get together. All sides clash wherein Jade can’t help but point out the relationship and claim that Jackie and Black need to work together like those two to win. Skeptical, they agree and act it out. Except…it works out well. Very well. Well enough that they decide that’s how it should be from then on.
Jade/Hsi Wu
Now, hear me out. Paco is a little shit and should never be a love interest for Jade. Hsi Wu had the most kind-of chemistry with Jade in the show. I love the insane idea of things somehow developing between them. Like, I’d appreciate it if you aged Jade up but as long as it doesn’t have smut she’s okay being younger. I don’t really like it but a good fic could change my mind.
Specific ideas: 1. It takes longer for Hsi Wu to collect his tail. He hangs around Jade more and really kinda feels like this could be a bit of a fun trick on his siblings. He joins the team and proceeds to mock his siblings while also working to get his tail. Eventually he decides that it’s actually a lot of fun being the underdog and that he found somewhere that he’s happy (which is strange because all his power and wit never brought him this feeling). Basically a fic about Hsi Wu finding happiness with a small bit of Hsi Wu/Jade tossed in.
2. Soulmates? Soulmates. Jade and Hsi Wu are soulmates. It takes everyone by shock/storm as they witness a soul bonding event. Once the magic fades and the marks stay, Hsi Wu flies off to scream ‘fuuuuuuuuuuu’ into the void while Jade complains that the age difference is SO unbelievable. However the rules for the soulbond are are whatever you want. It marks them in other ways; Hsi Wu’s siblings all view him as a traitor while Uncle and co are hesitant about Jade. Really build in the suspicion!
3. Paco goes evil several years into the future. Okay, once you stop laughing picture this: who else could go unrecognized as a threat as the kid obsessed over a wrestler? He secretly gathers his plotting stuff (go ahead and make him laughably evil with this being him acting out) and sets it up so he releases a bunch of evil stuff on his sixteenth birthday. All the onis, all the demon sorcerers, everything from the show is given a new lease on life. Mega apocalypse that finds all the sides mixed as old politics come to light. Somehow in this mess the demon sorcerers team up with Jackie and co, giving an opportunity for Jade and Hsi Wu to find things in common.
Harry Potter
Petunia/Severus & Harry & Dudley & Magical World Lawyer
I want to see single parent!Petunia (at least, single until Severus enters stage left) trying her best to raise Harry and Dudley as ‘normal’ boys. Vernon went too far one day that refocused Petunia on what really matters. My lovely set-up of Petunia/Severus & Harry & Dudley & Magical World Lawyer is mostly focused on Dumbledore’s manipulations on Harry (and maybe some mind magic on Petunia?) as they navigate the new magical world and take on Dumbledore and his manipulations. A custody battle between Petunia/Severus and Dumbledore (or a Dumbledore lackey) could be interesting, as is settling the Potter estate that Dumbledore withheld for the most part (c’mon, the Potters were a pureblooded family, you can’t tell me they only had one vault of gold and very little else!).
I like the idea that Dumbledore is a force of good and that good comes at any price. A kid like Harry is just a chess piece and Petunia sees right through it. Petunia wants to homeschool Harry and that gets into quite the legal quagmire. I’m not sure how Snape gets involved. Whatever excuse you need, use it.
I really want to see the complex emotions with Petunia trying her best to keep her kids happy and fed and making sure they aren’t taken advantage of. I want her to end up as happy as someone like her could be. I genuinely think that Vernon was the real bad influence on Petunia that twisted her so completely to hate magic/her sister enough to abuse her nephew.
