FFFX 2022! Time to Grind That Pen!
Jul. 30th, 2022 10:54 amHeck yeah! Triple Crown time! Let’s get this started!
General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags
General dislikes: pointless smut, animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina
DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end; catch the feels!,traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions, I HATE time travel like A Sitch in Time where the entire thing was pointless, religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)
Kim Possible
Playlist: Judas by Lady Gaga
Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
A Demon's Fate by Within Temptation
Hero (Legion of Doom remix) by Skillet
Lilith by Shaman's Harvest
Bartholomew Lipsky/Mim Possible
Historical shenanigans for the win! Set in the early 1900s in a universe that is a maddie tech version of our world...what kind of things could they get up to?
Specific ideas: 1. World War I! The war to end all wars. I would love to see how they all played their parts in the mechanics behind the war. Would they all be on the same side? I'm uninterested in World War II, so please don't do that war. Maybe they avert it by saving Ferdinand? Or maybe they all get involved in justified ways on either side? I've be interested in the philosophical differences in why people fought on the sides they did. Bonus points if anyone is a veteran from the Spanish-American War.
2. In the episode, Bart is Drakken's great great pop-pop and that Mim never had children (that the Possible family know of, anyway). What if...Mim was Drakken's great great ma-ma? A story that does a snippet showing of Bart and Mim getting close, ending in them having a kid would be very nice. Maybe that's how the Lipsky family got the maddie streak (because let's be real, Bart is clearly not the science guy type). I'm fine if the familial relations between Drakken and Kim are never revealed. Just knowing that it is is perfectly tragic to me.
3. Teatime! Ballroom dancing! High society elbow rubbing! I'm fond of the idea of Bart being trapped in high society in Europe and that's why he crossed the ocean to cause problems in America. Except, well, Mim tags behind him to try and prove her innocence. The various cloak and dagger work in Europe isn't quite the same as what she'd encountered in America, but anything is possible for a Possible.
Playlist: Feel by A Life Divided
Carnival of Rust by Poets of the Fall
Not Strong Enough by Apocalyptica
Mz. Hyde by Halestorm
Monster by Skillet
Drakken/Kim/Shego
Vast adventures for the win! I would want a slow burn. Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.
Specific ideas: 1. The Lorwardians come back post-series, this time in peace. Ron gets stuck as the emissary because of the belief that he’s the Great Blue of legend. As he takes on his duties and destiny, him and Kim lose touch and eventually break up. Have it be from Kim’s POV. At the same time, Shego and Drakken are beginning to take some pity on Kim. Less hostile, more interested in chatting. Eventually there are no plots, just nice dinners. One of them - I imagine Shego - springs the fact that they’re all going out on dates. While shocked, they all accept the fact. Then they awkwardly try to navigate the details: telling family, the idea of moving in, that sort of thing. Maybe Shego and Drakken join Kim on a few adventures!
2. Maybe before So the Drama, while Drakken is cooking up his scheme, in order to get better intel on Kim, he convinces Shego to use his Juvenator so they can infiltrate her school and learn more about her and her life. This can be more slice-of-life. Maybe Shego gets close to Kim by becoming a cheerleader and drags Drakken along for the ride? I kinda want Ron to be an antagonist and jealously try to get in the middle of the triad to no effect. You could make it a Ron/Yori if you want as Ron withdraws and decides to go somewhere that he’s appreciated. Or he abuses his connections to Yamanouchi to wreck prom. By that point, I’m sure that Drakken and Shego would be torn about the plan. Do they proceed? Maybe they use it to stop Ron at the local level?
3.Evil Kim! Attitudinated Kim decides to conquer the world and picks Drakken and Shego to help her. It takes some convincing, but eventually Drakken and Shego come around (with the promises for Drakkanada and Iceland). They don’t realize, though, that Kim is looking for more than a simple evil partnership...
4. Soulmarks! Post-canon Drakken and Shego are on vacation when Team Possible drops in to check on them and make sure they aren’t doing evil. Their soulmarks are plain as day in their beachwear even though they’re supposed to be as private as walking around naked. But wait! Kim has the exact same mark? How is that possible?! Are they mismatched? Is it REALLY a trio matching soulmarks? (The answer is yes, but they don’t know that). A bit of angst before they shape up and Ron is, somehow, the voice of reason. It could even be a mystery in the beginning where Ron and Kim show each other their soul marks and they don’t match. Then who are their soulmates?
Drakken/Kim and Ron/Yori
In media res would be a lot of fun. Piecing together how in the world this combo happened would be a fun mystery all on its own.
Specific ideas: 1. Ninjas! A ninja war breaks out that somehow swallows not just Ron, but Drakken too. Who knew that the Lipsky family was secretly a clan of ninjas?
2. This idea is heavy on Eastern lore. It turns out that Drakken’s family are a bunch of various types of demons. Kim accidentally sees Drakken’s ‘real’ form in a magic mirror in a museum one day and it changes everything. Suddenly, Drakken and Kim HAVE to get married or they’ll both be killed. As the wedding day draws near and they learn about and bond with each other, Ron catches on that something is Wrong. Yamanouchi and their connections help Ron discover the truth and he decides to save Kim dramatically by killing all the non-humans (with Yori’s help). His view is tainted a bit byYamanouchi’s stance on demons. I love the idea of Drakken being a reject demon (kinda like a pink-haired Behemoth with blue skin) that is begrudgingly accepted by his family. Massive fight breaks out at the wedding and who knows who survives? Maybe Shego can make an appearance as a backup for Drakken and Kim.
The Ancient Magus’ Bride
Playlist: Angel by Poets of the Fall
Spirit Never Die by Masterplan
Private Parts by Halestorm
Of These Chains by Red
My love! I love how damaged everyone in this is. Them healing together and growing is so special.
Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise/Ruth & Silver Lady
Slice of life! Cuddles! Learning new magic! If Angelica shows up I will be most happy.
Specific ideas: 1. Just a pile of slice-of-life. Every chapter a new day with new fae coming in and out of their lives. Cuddling in front of the fireplace would be very nice indeed.
2. Chise’s father and brother return! Why? What is going on? Where had they gone, and why are they back now. I would love a fic digging into layers of plot that finds they’re back for more nefarious purposes than expected (blackmail? fae brainwashing?). Elias and Ruth keep Chise grounded and hold her up as the terrible truth is revealed. Silver Lady stays in the background for the most part, but plays a major role when the fight comes to their small home.
Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise & Titania/Oberon
How can the fae resist Chise? They can’t, which is why Titania and Oberon keep popping up in their lives. And, naturally, they want Chise happy and healthy. Though how to accomplish that is a bit up in the air...
Specific ideas: 1. Magical weddings~ Perhaps Chise finally accepts the engagement and the fae duo immediately set on making it the Best Wedding Ever. Being fae with different ideas on what makes something memorable and good make for an interesting time all-around. Soulbonding is a practical must! Scatter about some shippy goodness with Titania and Oberon and we’re all set!
2. Chise actually dies from the dragon curse. Elias refuses to accept it. He begs everyone, including Titania and Oberon for something, anything to bring his beloved Chise back. Though dangerous and highly unsuccessful, there is one ceremony that could save her. Elias takes it; any Chise is better than no Chise. And it works! Chise is back...as a fae creature! How will that affect their relationship? Is there anything Chise will need to get used to? How does she deal with no longer being human and now invisible to their senses?
Original Work
Cruel Princess/Dragon Who Is Supposed to Be Guarding Her
For this? Noncon. I want the princess to brutally exploit and abuse the dragon. The appendages on the dragon or methods of reproduction don’t matter. The thing that matters is the princess being a cruel unyielding bitch to the dragon. Why doesn’t the dragon fight back? How can she manage that? Force of personality? A cursed relic? Who knows? I would actually enjoy an abrupt ending of something like the hero coming to save her and the dragon letting them slay it with no fight. Anything to finally get away from their tormentor.
Katawa Shoujo
Okay, so, I’m having trouble narrowing down specific prompts like my other requests. So I’ll just going to give bite-size ideas. Mix and match as much as you want!
Hisao/Hanako/Lilly
- Poly negotiations! Who’s in love with who? V-shape? All mutual? I can imagine Hanako being afraid to say she loves Lilly like that for fear of wrecking everything.
- Cooking? Why not? It could get into nitty-gritty/slightly dark stuff like Hanako being afraid of ovens because of what happened to her and her family.
- Working at Yamaku together would be nice!
- Coffee shop shenanigans! Hisao gets a part-time job at a coffee place and gets Hanako addicted to the coffee while Lilly sticks to her tea.
- Going to university is rough. Show me the three of them getting through it together!
- A/B/O! Hanako is a shy alpha, Lilly is a lusty beta, Hisao is a stubborn omega.
- Meeting Lilly’s parents.
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Hisao/Shizune/Misha
- Getting back together after they finish school! Now that they’re adults, how have things changed? Or stayed the same?
- A middle ground between rejecting Misha and cheating on Shizune. Hisao has an emergency student council meeting where they all hash out their feelings and clear the air.
- Wild West AU! Shizune and Misha are the sheriff and deputy, Hisao is the new schoolmarm.
- Pets. Give them pets. Whatever you think fits.
- A weird little slice-of-life/low stakes battle to set up a school wide meeting to get Srs Bsns taken care of.
- Hisao somehow ends up roped into a meeting with the school officials over budgets and stuff like that.
- Shizune’s dad is a dick. Have Hisao punch him in the nuts. Accidentally-on-purpose because of something he said about Shizune/Misha would be the best.
Jackie Chan Adventures
Jackie/Captain Black
I am a simple shipper with simple shipping needs for Jackie/Captain Black. Valmont bores me, so if you could have someone else be the antagonist that’d be great.
Specific Ideas: 1. After Jade definitely takes over Section 13, Black and Jackie reminisce like old men do. Maybe with age they are finally able to talk maturely about a relationship between them. I imagine Jade might’ve orchestrated it somehow.
2. Bai Tza is my favorite demon sorcerer. If you could somehow work her in as the antagonist that would be the bee’s knees. Maybe she’s tied to another kind of summoning ceremony and is brought to bring the apocalypse somehow? Clearly almost dying (like genuinely almost dying, not ‘close call’ like in the show) brings out the emotions.
Weird note for this one: I like Jade/Hsi Wu a bit, so if you could sprinkle something about him being obsessive about her that would be swell.
3. Chang Gang decides to stick together and go on to make a great villainous team. They end up catching the attention of an evil version of Section 13 wherein Tommy Chung and the head of evil Section 13 get together. All sides clash wherein Jade can’t help but point out the relationship and claim that Jackie and Black need to work together like those two to win. Skeptical, they agree and act it out. Except…it works out well. Very well. Well enough that they decide that’s how it should be from then on.
Jade/Hsi Wu
Now, hear me out. Paco is a little shit and should never be a love interest for Jade. Hsi Wu had the most kind-of chemistry with Jade in the show. I love the insane idea of things somehow developing between them. Like, I’d appreciate it if you aged Jade up but as long as it doesn’t have smut she’s okay being younger. I don’t really like it but a good fic could change my mind.
Specific ideas: 1. It takes longer for Hsi Wu to collect his tail. He hangs around Jade more and really kinda feels like this could be a bit of a fun trick on his siblings. He joins the team and proceeds to mock his siblings while also working to get his tail. Eventually he decides that it’s actually a lot of fun being the underdog and that he found somewhere that he’s happy (which is strange because all his power and wit never brought him this feeling). Basically a fic about Hsi Wu finding happiness with a small bit of Hsi Wu/Jade tossed in.
2. Soulmates? Soulmates. Jade and Hsi Wu are soulmates. It takes everyone by shock/storm as they witness a soul bonding event. Once the magic fades and the marks stay, Hsi Wu flies off to scream ‘fuuuuuuuuuuu’ into the void while Jade complains that the age difference is SO unbelievable. However the rules for the soulbond are are whatever you want. It marks them in other ways; Hsi Wu’s siblings all view him as a traitor while Uncle and co are hesitant about Jade. Really build in the suspicion!
3. Paco goes evil several years into the future. Okay, once you stop laughing picture this: who else could go unrecognized as a threat as the kid obsessed over a wrestler? He secretly gathers his plotting stuff (go ahead and make him laughably evil with this being him acting out) and sets it up so he releases a bunch of evil stuff on his sixteenth birthday. All the onis, all the demon sorcerers, everything from the show is given a new lease on life. Mega apocalypse that finds all the sides mixed as old politics come to light. Somehow in this mess the demon sorcerers team up with Jackie and co, giving an opportunity for Jade and Hsi Wu to find things in common.
One Piece
Okay, so, I picked my three favorite non-overlapping ships to put together Because. I have more prompts for Usopp/Sanji but don’t take that as I wouldn’t want any of the others! I would love to see anything you create!
Nami/Vivi
These two just fit together. Seriously, did you watch from Whiskey Peak to Alabasta? Of all the Strawhat ships, I see this as being the most likely. Excellence.
Specific ideas: 1. Vivi decides to stay with the crew. I would love to see the domino effect of what that would change. I’m especially interested in Vick’s wanted poster. What would they call her? How much would it be? What special talent(s) could she develop to fully contribute to the crew? And how would her and Nami be bound together?
2. Vivi and Nami write each other after Vivi leaves the crew! An epistolary fic could be so much fun…and would they already be in love? Or would they grow closer by being farther apart?
3. Role swap! Nami is the princess and Vivi is…well, not. Arlong killed Nami’s mom, Vivi still loves her country. Exactly how whatever changes is up to you! I would love to see the mixed-up fates and how they would be drawn together.
Luffy/Zoro
Hehehe, first two crew members go boof.
Specific ideas: 1. I love the idea that they had an adventure between Zoro joining and Buggy. Like, something really stupid where they had to crossdress and somehow they end up married? The more ridiculous the better. And maybe it comes up waaaaay later timeline-wise where they have to marry someone (Luffy/Boa maybe somehow?) and Zoro reminds Luffy about them being married and Luffy is all “What does us being married have to do with this?” because of course he wouldn’t understand that Boa wants to marry him. Cue the soul being sucked out of Boa as Luffy watches her and wonders if he missed something.
2. Emotional rollercoasters are fun. How about they both struggle with the words to say ‘I love you’ and have emotional pain scenes as they fail to grasp that they’re in love/dedicated to each other. There are plenty of actions that say it, though, and everyone else is noticing. So much hurt/comfort…
3. A 5+1 fic could be pretty awesome. Five times Zoro took care of Luffy and one time Luffy took care of him? Kinda literal canon in a sense but more emotional. Whatever 5+1 you think of, I’m sure it will be great!
Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji
Playlist: Killing Me Slowly by Bad Wolf
Drunk Enough by Angels Fall
Beautiful by Pop Evil
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Footsteps (Go Higher) by Pop Evil
These two...they're just so awesome. You'd be hard-pressed to create something I don't like. You'd have to purposely dangle the ship and then yank it back at the end for me to not like it.
Specific Ideas: 1. Sanji and his complicated history vs Usopp and his normal(ish) childhood. I would love for Sanji to talk specifically with Usopp after Usopp tells one too many lies about his regular life and discuss his jealousy about it. Then Sanji asks the rhetorical question of "What is a regular life even like?" to which Usopp thinks is a challenge that brings him into telling REAL tales of his childhood. Bonding over that...so precious.
2. I have no idea how to make this one work, but Usopp needs to crossdress. He needs to go undercover and crossdress and kick ass and take names as he does. And everyone, even the Yonkos, are impressed. Maybe he makes an island explode? I dunno. But somehow along the way he picks Sanji up and they get a grand finale together with lots of slinging and kicking. Yeah.
3. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Cuddling? Blowjobs? Full-on sex? If you do decide on straight-up sex, I would prefer Sanji bottoms.
4. Basic, uncomplicated cooking. Usopp wanders in at just the wrong time for Sanji to keelhaul him into being his kitchen assistant. Now, one of them has a crush. It would be great if it could be from the viewpoint of the OTHER person who has no idea why the other is being weird. Then, it clicks right at the end. DON'T LEAVE IT UNRESOLVED! My heart would die. I don't know how to resolve it, but I wouldn't be able to handle it if it's left at the realization stage.
5. Usopp loses a limb during the fight they have against Blackbeard’s crew. He still fights on! Yet the injury is getting worse and worse. He’s bleeding out with no one around to help. Until he’s whisked away, into the air, away from the battle. Sanji is saving him, cauterizing the stump with his flaming legs. Usopp falls unconscious, desperately trying to confess how much Sanji means to him. What happens next? Will you break my heart into pieces and end it there? It’s up to you.
6. Sanji twists the wrong way during the fight in Wano. He’s disemboweled. Intestines trying to leak out, holding his insides in literally, trying to keep going knowing he’s gonna die. But wait! Usopp uses his tentacle plant to make a makeshift bandage to keep his insides in check. They finish the fight. Chopper gets to work. What will Usopp say to keep Sanji conscious?
7. Modern times! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist while part-timing/side gigging at the theater/acting group doing the artwork or sound stuff if you do that direction.
Or maybe he rooms with Sanji at university and they fall in together? I really would like them all to be a group that Luffy brought together, but I’m not picky at all, especially for this exchange.
8. Rule 63! Usopp is a woman and he and Robin train to be geisha in Wano. Sanji gets worked up and (obviously stupidly) goes undercover as a woman because he hates the idea of Usopp getting anywhere near someone as grungy as Orochi. He won’t admit that he’s actually genuine fallen in love with Usopp (even though everyone knows) but goes to great lengths to protect her. And Usopp is very taken by the female-presenting Sanji. He makes for a very cute woman.
All together now!
The three ships together would be so much fun!
Specific ideas: 1. Wackiness ensues as each couple tries to hide the fact that they’re together from everyone else. To what lengths will each couple go to cover their romance? If you want to throw in any other Strawhat ships I’m fine with that (like Franky/Brook/Robin or whatever combo you want) and it could even add to the hectic mess of it all.
2. I would absolutely love you to pieces if you got a reference to Kuro of A Thousand Plans in there somehow. Maybe he joined the Marines via his bounty being nulled for his ‘death’ and is playing a cat-and-mouse game with them all? He sees the patterns of romance between them all and works a plan (or several at once) to cause maximum pain to all the crew. I realize he would be smushed in an actual fight so it’s more of the game of chess he plays. I imagine Nico Robin could take him on in his game. How whoever wins, I don’t know. With this specific idea/request (Kuro being involved) I am more than okay with character death. Kuro twisting the knife by killing off one member of a relationship is cruel fate by his hands.
3. Chopper has been experimenting with a new medicine to save a broken heart. During a rough storm in port, the Strawhats hide in Chopper’s office until it passes. Someone (probably Usopp) knocks over his drug and the liquid poofs up into the air or something. It affects everyone and it is then that Chopper realizes that he took the expression too figuratively. Cue the crew fighting (and eventually failing) to not give in to the drug. After they all give in and stuff, they all go to complain to Chopper who is confused as fuck because it should’ve only lasted a day. Yes, the initial thing was a day. The rest of the time was just them being heightened in realizing their attraction.
Legend of Mana
Jumi Jumi Jumi Jumi
Specific ideas: 1. Marriage! Ceremony takes place in Leires to make it legit. Maybe there’s magical Jumi stuff that arranges marriages like this and it’s found that both Elazul and Lady Blackpearl are matched up with Pearl AND each other. It’s not ENTIRELY unheard of, but it is considered an old wives tale. Or it could just be Elazul/Blackpearl with Pearl cheering them on.
2. Love by a thousand cuts. Elazul and Lady Blackpearl interact in the Bejeweled City. Small interactions build a relationship up until Pearl can’t help but comment the next time they’re at Leires. They’re flustered and deny it…until they’re presented with evidence. Then they stubbornly argue over who wears the pants.
3. Elazul is in love. The problem? He doesn’t know with who. His affection stays no matter if it’s Lady Blackpearl or it’s Pearl. He talks with someone (Hero/ine? Rubens? Niccolo [for laughs]?) and decides to say screw it and ask both of them out. Their reactions? Up to you.
4. Maybe the Hero/ine doesn’t drop a Teardrop Crystal? What if Elazul and Pearl/Lady Blackpearl both go with and are thus the last Jumi left. How would that affect things? What could they do, being the last of their race? Try to build a family? Maybe a found family with others they decide to settle down with? I can see them settling in Domina. That place accepts everyone, after all. And, maybe, it gets to the point that they open their hearts enough to produce their own Teardrop Crystal.
Six of Crows
Pile of gay. That’s it. Have them all be a pile of gay and emotional constipation. I got a great gift with these ships and it was simply awesome. Thus I would like more of, specifically, everything. My memory is vague on some of the details (really need to reread it) so if my requests conflict with canon somehow ignore my request and make it more canon compliant if that makes sense? Like. If I mess something up beyond the request just rework the request.
Specific ideas: 1. Role reversal. Put Nina in jail while a guilty and conflicted Matthias keeps his ears open for anything to pay back the debt he then owes her. Maybe Inej saw Kaz as a plaything in one of the whorehouses and buys him for his wits and quick thinking? And maybe Wylan’s the one who is crippled by his gambling addiction while Jesper’s dad is the head of the agricultural community and is thus a Big Deal.
2. They’re all caught by Jan Van Eck. Not killed, but captured. How do they get out of it, and how do they carry out a revenge plan?
General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags
General dislikes: pointless smut, animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina
DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end; catch the feels!,traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions, I HATE time travel like A Sitch in Time where the entire thing was pointless, religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)
Kim Possible
Playlist: Judas by Lady Gaga
Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
A Demon's Fate by Within Temptation
Hero (Legion of Doom remix) by Skillet
Lilith by Shaman's Harvest
Bartholomew Lipsky/Mim Possible
Historical shenanigans for the win! Set in the early 1900s in a universe that is a maddie tech version of our world...what kind of things could they get up to?
Specific ideas: 1. World War I! The war to end all wars. I would love to see how they all played their parts in the mechanics behind the war. Would they all be on the same side? I'm uninterested in World War II, so please don't do that war. Maybe they avert it by saving Ferdinand? Or maybe they all get involved in justified ways on either side? I've be interested in the philosophical differences in why people fought on the sides they did. Bonus points if anyone is a veteran from the Spanish-American War.
2. In the episode, Bart is Drakken's great great pop-pop and that Mim never had children (that the Possible family know of, anyway). What if...Mim was Drakken's great great ma-ma? A story that does a snippet showing of Bart and Mim getting close, ending in them having a kid would be very nice. Maybe that's how the Lipsky family got the maddie streak (because let's be real, Bart is clearly not the science guy type). I'm fine if the familial relations between Drakken and Kim are never revealed. Just knowing that it is is perfectly tragic to me.
3. Teatime! Ballroom dancing! High society elbow rubbing! I'm fond of the idea of Bart being trapped in high society in Europe and that's why he crossed the ocean to cause problems in America. Except, well, Mim tags behind him to try and prove her innocence. The various cloak and dagger work in Europe isn't quite the same as what she'd encountered in America, but anything is possible for a Possible.
Playlist: Feel by A Life Divided
Carnival of Rust by Poets of the Fall
Not Strong Enough by Apocalyptica
Mz. Hyde by Halestorm
Monster by Skillet
Drakken/Kim/Shego
Vast adventures for the win! I would want a slow burn. Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.
Specific ideas: 1. The Lorwardians come back post-series, this time in peace. Ron gets stuck as the emissary because of the belief that he’s the Great Blue of legend. As he takes on his duties and destiny, him and Kim lose touch and eventually break up. Have it be from Kim’s POV. At the same time, Shego and Drakken are beginning to take some pity on Kim. Less hostile, more interested in chatting. Eventually there are no plots, just nice dinners. One of them - I imagine Shego - springs the fact that they’re all going out on dates. While shocked, they all accept the fact. Then they awkwardly try to navigate the details: telling family, the idea of moving in, that sort of thing. Maybe Shego and Drakken join Kim on a few adventures!
2. Maybe before So the Drama, while Drakken is cooking up his scheme, in order to get better intel on Kim, he convinces Shego to use his Juvenator so they can infiltrate her school and learn more about her and her life. This can be more slice-of-life. Maybe Shego gets close to Kim by becoming a cheerleader and drags Drakken along for the ride? I kinda want Ron to be an antagonist and jealously try to get in the middle of the triad to no effect. You could make it a Ron/Yori if you want as Ron withdraws and decides to go somewhere that he’s appreciated. Or he abuses his connections to Yamanouchi to wreck prom. By that point, I’m sure that Drakken and Shego would be torn about the plan. Do they proceed? Maybe they use it to stop Ron at the local level?
3.Evil Kim! Attitudinated Kim decides to conquer the world and picks Drakken and Shego to help her. It takes some convincing, but eventually Drakken and Shego come around (with the promises for Drakkanada and Iceland). They don’t realize, though, that Kim is looking for more than a simple evil partnership...
4. Soulmarks! Post-canon Drakken and Shego are on vacation when Team Possible drops in to check on them and make sure they aren’t doing evil. Their soulmarks are plain as day in their beachwear even though they’re supposed to be as private as walking around naked. But wait! Kim has the exact same mark? How is that possible?! Are they mismatched? Is it REALLY a trio matching soulmarks? (The answer is yes, but they don’t know that). A bit of angst before they shape up and Ron is, somehow, the voice of reason. It could even be a mystery in the beginning where Ron and Kim show each other their soul marks and they don’t match. Then who are their soulmates?
Drakken/Kim and Ron/Yori
In media res would be a lot of fun. Piecing together how in the world this combo happened would be a fun mystery all on its own.
Specific ideas: 1. Ninjas! A ninja war breaks out that somehow swallows not just Ron, but Drakken too. Who knew that the Lipsky family was secretly a clan of ninjas?
2. This idea is heavy on Eastern lore. It turns out that Drakken’s family are a bunch of various types of demons. Kim accidentally sees Drakken’s ‘real’ form in a magic mirror in a museum one day and it changes everything. Suddenly, Drakken and Kim HAVE to get married or they’ll both be killed. As the wedding day draws near and they learn about and bond with each other, Ron catches on that something is Wrong. Yamanouchi and their connections help Ron discover the truth and he decides to save Kim dramatically by killing all the non-humans (with Yori’s help). His view is tainted a bit byYamanouchi’s stance on demons. I love the idea of Drakken being a reject demon (kinda like a pink-haired Behemoth with blue skin) that is begrudgingly accepted by his family. Massive fight breaks out at the wedding and who knows who survives? Maybe Shego can make an appearance as a backup for Drakken and Kim.
The Ancient Magus’ Bride
Playlist: Angel by Poets of the Fall
Spirit Never Die by Masterplan
Private Parts by Halestorm
Of These Chains by Red
My love! I love how damaged everyone in this is. Them healing together and growing is so special.
Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise/Ruth & Silver Lady
Slice of life! Cuddles! Learning new magic! If Angelica shows up I will be most happy.
Specific ideas: 1. Just a pile of slice-of-life. Every chapter a new day with new fae coming in and out of their lives. Cuddling in front of the fireplace would be very nice indeed.
2. Chise’s father and brother return! Why? What is going on? Where had they gone, and why are they back now. I would love a fic digging into layers of plot that finds they’re back for more nefarious purposes than expected (blackmail? fae brainwashing?). Elias and Ruth keep Chise grounded and hold her up as the terrible truth is revealed. Silver Lady stays in the background for the most part, but plays a major role when the fight comes to their small home.
Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise & Titania/Oberon
How can the fae resist Chise? They can’t, which is why Titania and Oberon keep popping up in their lives. And, naturally, they want Chise happy and healthy. Though how to accomplish that is a bit up in the air...
Specific ideas: 1. Magical weddings~ Perhaps Chise finally accepts the engagement and the fae duo immediately set on making it the Best Wedding Ever. Being fae with different ideas on what makes something memorable and good make for an interesting time all-around. Soulbonding is a practical must! Scatter about some shippy goodness with Titania and Oberon and we’re all set!
2. Chise actually dies from the dragon curse. Elias refuses to accept it. He begs everyone, including Titania and Oberon for something, anything to bring his beloved Chise back. Though dangerous and highly unsuccessful, there is one ceremony that could save her. Elias takes it; any Chise is better than no Chise. And it works! Chise is back...as a fae creature! How will that affect their relationship? Is there anything Chise will need to get used to? How does she deal with no longer being human and now invisible to their senses?
Original Work
Cruel Princess/Dragon Who Is Supposed to Be Guarding Her
For this? Noncon. I want the princess to brutally exploit and abuse the dragon. The appendages on the dragon or methods of reproduction don’t matter. The thing that matters is the princess being a cruel unyielding bitch to the dragon. Why doesn’t the dragon fight back? How can she manage that? Force of personality? A cursed relic? Who knows? I would actually enjoy an abrupt ending of something like the hero coming to save her and the dragon letting them slay it with no fight. Anything to finally get away from their tormentor.
Katawa Shoujo
Okay, so, I’m having trouble narrowing down specific prompts like my other requests. So I’ll just going to give bite-size ideas. Mix and match as much as you want!
Hisao/Hanako/Lilly
- Poly negotiations! Who’s in love with who? V-shape? All mutual? I can imagine Hanako being afraid to say she loves Lilly like that for fear of wrecking everything.
- Cooking? Why not? It could get into nitty-gritty/slightly dark stuff like Hanako being afraid of ovens because of what happened to her and her family.
- Working at Yamaku together would be nice!
- Coffee shop shenanigans! Hisao gets a part-time job at a coffee place and gets Hanako addicted to the coffee while Lilly sticks to her tea.
- Going to university is rough. Show me the three of them getting through it together!
- A/B/O! Hanako is a shy alpha, Lilly is a lusty beta, Hisao is a stubborn omega.
- Meeting Lilly’s parents.
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Hisao/Shizune/Misha
- Getting back together after they finish school! Now that they’re adults, how have things changed? Or stayed the same?
- A middle ground between rejecting Misha and cheating on Shizune. Hisao has an emergency student council meeting where they all hash out their feelings and clear the air.
- Wild West AU! Shizune and Misha are the sheriff and deputy, Hisao is the new schoolmarm.
- Pets. Give them pets. Whatever you think fits.
- A weird little slice-of-life/low stakes battle to set up a school wide meeting to get Srs Bsns taken care of.
- Hisao somehow ends up roped into a meeting with the school officials over budgets and stuff like that.
- Shizune’s dad is a dick. Have Hisao punch him in the nuts. Accidentally-on-purpose because of something he said about Shizune/Misha would be the best.
Jackie Chan Adventures
Jackie/Captain Black
I am a simple shipper with simple shipping needs for Jackie/Captain Black. Valmont bores me, so if you could have someone else be the antagonist that’d be great.
Specific Ideas: 1. After Jade definitely takes over Section 13, Black and Jackie reminisce like old men do. Maybe with age they are finally able to talk maturely about a relationship between them. I imagine Jade might’ve orchestrated it somehow.
2. Bai Tza is my favorite demon sorcerer. If you could somehow work her in as the antagonist that would be the bee’s knees. Maybe she’s tied to another kind of summoning ceremony and is brought to bring the apocalypse somehow? Clearly almost dying (like genuinely almost dying, not ‘close call’ like in the show) brings out the emotions.
Weird note for this one: I like Jade/Hsi Wu a bit, so if you could sprinkle something about him being obsessive about her that would be swell.
3. Chang Gang decides to stick together and go on to make a great villainous team. They end up catching the attention of an evil version of Section 13 wherein Tommy Chung and the head of evil Section 13 get together. All sides clash wherein Jade can’t help but point out the relationship and claim that Jackie and Black need to work together like those two to win. Skeptical, they agree and act it out. Except…it works out well. Very well. Well enough that they decide that’s how it should be from then on.
Jade/Hsi Wu
Now, hear me out. Paco is a little shit and should never be a love interest for Jade. Hsi Wu had the most kind-of chemistry with Jade in the show. I love the insane idea of things somehow developing between them. Like, I’d appreciate it if you aged Jade up but as long as it doesn’t have smut she’s okay being younger. I don’t really like it but a good fic could change my mind.
Specific ideas: 1. It takes longer for Hsi Wu to collect his tail. He hangs around Jade more and really kinda feels like this could be a bit of a fun trick on his siblings. He joins the team and proceeds to mock his siblings while also working to get his tail. Eventually he decides that it’s actually a lot of fun being the underdog and that he found somewhere that he’s happy (which is strange because all his power and wit never brought him this feeling). Basically a fic about Hsi Wu finding happiness with a small bit of Hsi Wu/Jade tossed in.
2. Soulmates? Soulmates. Jade and Hsi Wu are soulmates. It takes everyone by shock/storm as they witness a soul bonding event. Once the magic fades and the marks stay, Hsi Wu flies off to scream ‘fuuuuuuuuuuu’ into the void while Jade complains that the age difference is SO unbelievable. However the rules for the soulbond are are whatever you want. It marks them in other ways; Hsi Wu’s siblings all view him as a traitor while Uncle and co are hesitant about Jade. Really build in the suspicion!
3. Paco goes evil several years into the future. Okay, once you stop laughing picture this: who else could go unrecognized as a threat as the kid obsessed over a wrestler? He secretly gathers his plotting stuff (go ahead and make him laughably evil with this being him acting out) and sets it up so he releases a bunch of evil stuff on his sixteenth birthday. All the onis, all the demon sorcerers, everything from the show is given a new lease on life. Mega apocalypse that finds all the sides mixed as old politics come to light. Somehow in this mess the demon sorcerers team up with Jackie and co, giving an opportunity for Jade and Hsi Wu to find things in common.
One Piece
Okay, so, I picked my three favorite non-overlapping ships to put together Because. I have more prompts for Usopp/Sanji but don’t take that as I wouldn’t want any of the others! I would love to see anything you create!
Nami/Vivi
These two just fit together. Seriously, did you watch from Whiskey Peak to Alabasta? Of all the Strawhat ships, I see this as being the most likely. Excellence.
Specific ideas: 1. Vivi decides to stay with the crew. I would love to see the domino effect of what that would change. I’m especially interested in Vick’s wanted poster. What would they call her? How much would it be? What special talent(s) could she develop to fully contribute to the crew? And how would her and Nami be bound together?
2. Vivi and Nami write each other after Vivi leaves the crew! An epistolary fic could be so much fun…and would they already be in love? Or would they grow closer by being farther apart?
3. Role swap! Nami is the princess and Vivi is…well, not. Arlong killed Nami’s mom, Vivi still loves her country. Exactly how whatever changes is up to you! I would love to see the mixed-up fates and how they would be drawn together.
Luffy/Zoro
Hehehe, first two crew members go boof.
Specific ideas: 1. I love the idea that they had an adventure between Zoro joining and Buggy. Like, something really stupid where they had to crossdress and somehow they end up married? The more ridiculous the better. And maybe it comes up waaaaay later timeline-wise where they have to marry someone (Luffy/Boa maybe somehow?) and Zoro reminds Luffy about them being married and Luffy is all “What does us being married have to do with this?” because of course he wouldn’t understand that Boa wants to marry him. Cue the soul being sucked out of Boa as Luffy watches her and wonders if he missed something.
2. Emotional rollercoasters are fun. How about they both struggle with the words to say ‘I love you’ and have emotional pain scenes as they fail to grasp that they’re in love/dedicated to each other. There are plenty of actions that say it, though, and everyone else is noticing. So much hurt/comfort…
3. A 5+1 fic could be pretty awesome. Five times Zoro took care of Luffy and one time Luffy took care of him? Kinda literal canon in a sense but more emotional. Whatever 5+1 you think of, I’m sure it will be great!
Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji
Playlist: Killing Me Slowly by Bad Wolf
Drunk Enough by Angels Fall
Beautiful by Pop Evil
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Footsteps (Go Higher) by Pop Evil
These two...they're just so awesome. You'd be hard-pressed to create something I don't like. You'd have to purposely dangle the ship and then yank it back at the end for me to not like it.
Specific Ideas: 1. Sanji and his complicated history vs Usopp and his normal(ish) childhood. I would love for Sanji to talk specifically with Usopp after Usopp tells one too many lies about his regular life and discuss his jealousy about it. Then Sanji asks the rhetorical question of "What is a regular life even like?" to which Usopp thinks is a challenge that brings him into telling REAL tales of his childhood. Bonding over that...so precious.
2. I have no idea how to make this one work, but Usopp needs to crossdress. He needs to go undercover and crossdress and kick ass and take names as he does. And everyone, even the Yonkos, are impressed. Maybe he makes an island explode? I dunno. But somehow along the way he picks Sanji up and they get a grand finale together with lots of slinging and kicking. Yeah.
3. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Cuddling? Blowjobs? Full-on sex? If you do decide on straight-up sex, I would prefer Sanji bottoms.
4. Basic, uncomplicated cooking. Usopp wanders in at just the wrong time for Sanji to keelhaul him into being his kitchen assistant. Now, one of them has a crush. It would be great if it could be from the viewpoint of the OTHER person who has no idea why the other is being weird. Then, it clicks right at the end. DON'T LEAVE IT UNRESOLVED! My heart would die. I don't know how to resolve it, but I wouldn't be able to handle it if it's left at the realization stage.
5. Usopp loses a limb during the fight they have against Blackbeard’s crew. He still fights on! Yet the injury is getting worse and worse. He’s bleeding out with no one around to help. Until he’s whisked away, into the air, away from the battle. Sanji is saving him, cauterizing the stump with his flaming legs. Usopp falls unconscious, desperately trying to confess how much Sanji means to him. What happens next? Will you break my heart into pieces and end it there? It’s up to you.
6. Sanji twists the wrong way during the fight in Wano. He’s disemboweled. Intestines trying to leak out, holding his insides in literally, trying to keep going knowing he’s gonna die. But wait! Usopp uses his tentacle plant to make a makeshift bandage to keep his insides in check. They finish the fight. Chopper gets to work. What will Usopp say to keep Sanji conscious?
7. Modern times! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist while part-timing/side gigging at the theater/acting group doing the artwork or sound stuff if you do that direction.
Or maybe he rooms with Sanji at university and they fall in together? I really would like them all to be a group that Luffy brought together, but I’m not picky at all, especially for this exchange.
8. Rule 63! Usopp is a woman and he and Robin train to be geisha in Wano. Sanji gets worked up and (obviously stupidly) goes undercover as a woman because he hates the idea of Usopp getting anywhere near someone as grungy as Orochi. He won’t admit that he’s actually genuine fallen in love with Usopp (even though everyone knows) but goes to great lengths to protect her. And Usopp is very taken by the female-presenting Sanji. He makes for a very cute woman.
All together now!
The three ships together would be so much fun!
Specific ideas: 1. Wackiness ensues as each couple tries to hide the fact that they’re together from everyone else. To what lengths will each couple go to cover their romance? If you want to throw in any other Strawhat ships I’m fine with that (like Franky/Brook/Robin or whatever combo you want) and it could even add to the hectic mess of it all.
2. I would absolutely love you to pieces if you got a reference to Kuro of A Thousand Plans in there somehow. Maybe he joined the Marines via his bounty being nulled for his ‘death’ and is playing a cat-and-mouse game with them all? He sees the patterns of romance between them all and works a plan (or several at once) to cause maximum pain to all the crew. I realize he would be smushed in an actual fight so it’s more of the game of chess he plays. I imagine Nico Robin could take him on in his game. How whoever wins, I don’t know. With this specific idea/request (Kuro being involved) I am more than okay with character death. Kuro twisting the knife by killing off one member of a relationship is cruel fate by his hands.
3. Chopper has been experimenting with a new medicine to save a broken heart. During a rough storm in port, the Strawhats hide in Chopper’s office until it passes. Someone (probably Usopp) knocks over his drug and the liquid poofs up into the air or something. It affects everyone and it is then that Chopper realizes that he took the expression too figuratively. Cue the crew fighting (and eventually failing) to not give in to the drug. After they all give in and stuff, they all go to complain to Chopper who is confused as fuck because it should’ve only lasted a day. Yes, the initial thing was a day. The rest of the time was just them being heightened in realizing their attraction.
Legend of Mana
Jumi Jumi Jumi Jumi
Specific ideas: 1. Marriage! Ceremony takes place in Leires to make it legit. Maybe there’s magical Jumi stuff that arranges marriages like this and it’s found that both Elazul and Lady Blackpearl are matched up with Pearl AND each other. It’s not ENTIRELY unheard of, but it is considered an old wives tale. Or it could just be Elazul/Blackpearl with Pearl cheering them on.
2. Love by a thousand cuts. Elazul and Lady Blackpearl interact in the Bejeweled City. Small interactions build a relationship up until Pearl can’t help but comment the next time they’re at Leires. They’re flustered and deny it…until they’re presented with evidence. Then they stubbornly argue over who wears the pants.
3. Elazul is in love. The problem? He doesn’t know with who. His affection stays no matter if it’s Lady Blackpearl or it’s Pearl. He talks with someone (Hero/ine? Rubens? Niccolo [for laughs]?) and decides to say screw it and ask both of them out. Their reactions? Up to you.
4. Maybe the Hero/ine doesn’t drop a Teardrop Crystal? What if Elazul and Pearl/Lady Blackpearl both go with and are thus the last Jumi left. How would that affect things? What could they do, being the last of their race? Try to build a family? Maybe a found family with others they decide to settle down with? I can see them settling in Domina. That place accepts everyone, after all. And, maybe, it gets to the point that they open their hearts enough to produce their own Teardrop Crystal.
Six of Crows
Pile of gay. That’s it. Have them all be a pile of gay and emotional constipation. I got a great gift with these ships and it was simply awesome. Thus I would like more of, specifically, everything. My memory is vague on some of the details (really need to reread it) so if my requests conflict with canon somehow ignore my request and make it more canon compliant if that makes sense? Like. If I mess something up beyond the request just rework the request.
Specific ideas: 1. Role reversal. Put Nina in jail while a guilty and conflicted Matthias keeps his ears open for anything to pay back the debt he then owes her. Maybe Inej saw Kaz as a plaything in one of the whorehouses and buys him for his wits and quick thinking? And maybe Wylan’s the one who is crippled by his gambling addiction while Jesper’s dad is the head of the agricultural community and is thus a Big Deal.
2. They’re all caught by Jan Van Eck. Not killed, but captured. How do they get out of it, and how do they carry out a revenge plan?