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Rare pairs are my jam. Nearly everything I ship is a rare pair. Excited to ask for the same stuff with the layer of ‘this isn’t a big thing’.

Onward and upward!

General likes: coffee shop AU, ploooooot, fluff, enclosed time loops (completely internally consistent or runs on rule of fun a la Doctor Who), humor, mystery, canon divergent AUs, things that make you feel emotions, Macguffins, foreshadowing, epistolary fics, callbacks, references, enemies to lovers, mythology crossover (not Christian), running gags

General dislikes: pointless smut, animal abuse, scat, watersports, deus ex machina

DNW: fake dating/pretend relationship where they don’t get together at the end; catch the feels!,traditional A/B/O dynamics, first or second person (unless writing letters), onions, time travel (unless Harry Potter’s Time Turner), religion as the focus of the fic, Christianity (this includes Cartaphilus) (save for Christmas; Christmas is fine to use as long as it doesn’t focus on the religion and is more about family and opening presents)


Harry Potter

Petunia Evans Dursley/Severus Snape

Look, I have a single-minded focus idea that I really want to have happen. It is A Lot to ask for a 1k fic, so I’m fine just seeing snippets and seeing a lot of exposition. The main thing I kinda wanna see is Petunia and Severus sniping at each other and that’s how their relationship is, bickering with some reminiscing of Lily and chatting about potions. I do so adore the idea that Petunia is a squib that has excellent abilities with potions.

I want to see single parent!Petunia (at least, single until Severus enters stage left) trying her best to raise Harry and Dudley as ‘normal’ boys. Vernon went too far one day that refocused Petunia on what really matters. My lovely set-up of Petunia/Severus is mostly focused on Dumbledore’s manipulations on Harry (and maybe some mind magic on Petunia?) as they navigate the new magical world and take on Dumbledore and his manipulations. A custody battle between Petunia/Severus and Dumbledore (or a Dumbledore lackey) could be interesting, as is settling the Potter estate that Dumbledore withheld for the most part (c’mon, the Potters were a pureblooded family, you can’t tell me they only had one vault of gold and very little else!).

I like the idea that Dumbledore is a force of good and that good comes at any price. A kid like Harry is just a chess piece and Petunia sees right through it. Petunia wants to homeschool Harry and that gets into quite the legal quagmire. I’m not sure how Snape gets involved. Whatever excuse you need, use it.

I really want to see the complex emotions with Petunia trying her best to keep her kids happy and fed and making sure they aren’t taken advantage of. I want her to end up as happy as someone like her could be. I genuinely think that Vernon was the real bad influence on Petunia that twisted her so completely to hate magic/her sister enough to abuse her nephew.


The Ancient Magus’ Bride

Playlist: Angel by Poets of the Fall
Spirit Never Die by Masterplan
Private Parts by Halestorm
Of These Chains by Red

My love! I love how damaged everyone in this is. Them healing together and growing is so special.

Elias Ainsworth/Hatori Chise/Ruth

Slice of life! Cuddles! Learning new magic! If Angelica shows up I will be most happy.

Specific ideas: 1. Just a pile of slice-of-life. Every chapter a new day with new fae coming in and out of their lives. Cuddling in front of the fireplace would be very nice indeed.

2. Chise’s father and brother return! Why? What is going on? Where had they gone, and why are they back now. I would love a fic digging into layers of plot that finds they’re back for more nefarious purposes than expected (blackmail? fae brainwashing?). Elias and Ruth keep Chise grounded and hold her up as the terrible truth is revealed. Silver Lady stays in the background for the most part, but plays a major role when the fight comes to their small home.


Kim Possible (cartoon)

Drakken/Kim/Shego
Drakken/Kim

Mix and match prompts if you want to make them work for your idea!

Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.

Vast adventures for the win! I would want a slow burn. Any point past mid-season 3 would make me happy. If they start out hostile it could be fun! Grow closer, learn more about each other, that sort of thing.

Specific ideas: 1. You know what would be funny to me? Politics. What kind of ass-backwards ideas would Drakken have about some world events? Maybe Kim and Shego set him straight. Or maybe Kim campaigns to them while they sit bored and uninterested.

2. Shego would definitely take them on a vacation at some point. Would she drag them to her favorite Greek resort? Or would she go on a cruise with them?

3. You can’t go wrong with making out. Not sex, not quite, but I would enjoy some messing around. Bashful Kim and Drakken that are directed with a confident yet needy Shego would be cute.

4. The Lorwardians come back post-series, this time in peace. Ron gets stuck as the emissary because of the belief that he’s the Great Blue of legend. As he takes on his duties and destiny, him and Kim lose touch and eventually break up. Have it be from Kim’s POV. At the same time, Shego and Drakken are beginning to take some pity on Kim. Less hostile, more interested in chatting. Eventually there are no plots, just nice dinners. One of them - I imagine Shego - springs the fact that they’re all going out on dates. While shocked, they all accept the fact. Then they awkwardly try to navigate the details: telling family, the idea of moving in, that sort of thing. Maybe Shego and Drakken join Kim on a few adventures!

5. Evil Kim! Attitudinated Kim decides to conquer the world and picks Drakken and Shego to help her. It takes some convincing, but eventually Drakken and Shego come around (with the promises for Drakkanada and Iceland). They don’t realize, though, that Kim is looking for more than a simple evil partnership...

6. Soulmarks! Post-canon Drakken and Shego are on vacation when Team Possible drops in to check on them and make sure they aren’t doing evil. Their soulmarks are plain as day in their beachwear even though they’re supposed to be as private as walking around naked. But wait! Kim has the exact same mark? How is that possible?! Are they mismatched? Is it REALLY a trio matching soulmarks? (The answer is yes, but they don’t know that). A bit of angst before they shape up and Ron is, somehow, the voice of reason. It could even be a mystery in the beginning where Ron and Kim show each other their soul marks and they don’t match. Then who are their soulmates?


Justice League (Timmverse)

Vigilante/Shining Knight

The ultimate bromance. The snappy gunslinger and the determined knight. How can they be denied? They even flip outfits in an episode for crying out loud! Watching Patriot Act is a MUST! Mix and match prompts as you want!

Specific ideas: 1. Movie night once more. They’re comfortable with each other. Perhaps they dress down a bit? Get some food? Before either realizes...are they dating? Are these dates? These are dates, right?

2. Rumors are swirling. Someone made a list of romantically-involved members on the Watchtower. Fire and Ice, Batman and Superman, Shayera/John Stewart/Vixen, Supergirl and Batgirl...and Vigilante and Shining Knight? Are they serious? They laugh it off...but what if?

3. Pining? Mutual pining! They’re both so afraid of ruining what they have that they both keep quiet. The sexual tension is so high, though, that it starts interfering with OTHER members. An awkward conversation ensues with them and a senior member of the Justice League.

4. They’ve been friends with benefits for a while. Vigilante thinks they’ll never have anything more because of Justin’s obvious shame. Except...he isn’t ashamed? Just private? How in the world did Vigilante get it so wrong?


One Piece

Usopp/Vinsmoke Sanji

Playlist: Killing Me Slowly by Bad Wolf
Drunk Enough by Angels Fall
Beautiful by Pop Evil
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Footsteps (Go Higher) by Pop Evil

They are so amazing together. Seriously! I actually got into them from exchanges. Someone has excellent taste in ships.

Specific Ideas: 1. Modern times! The crew is just a bunch of ragtag friends that have been brought together by Luffy. Fluff stuff is great, developing relationship is great, established relationship is great, everything is great. I would prefer that Usopp be/studying to be an entomologist or botanist while part-timing/side gigging at the theater/acting group doing the artwork or sound stuff if you do that direction.

Or maybe he rooms with Sanji at university and they fall in together? I really would like them all to be a group that Luffy brought together, but I’m not picky at all, especially for this exchange.

2. I have no idea how to make this one work, but Usopp needs to crossdress. He needs to go undercover and crossdress and kick ass and take names as he does. And everyone, even the Yonkos, are impressed. Maybe he makes an island explode? I dunno. But somehow along the way he picks Sanji up and they get a grand finale together with lots of slinging and kicking. Yeah.

3. Rule 63! Usopp is a woman and he and Robin train to be geisha in Wano. Sanji gets worked up and (obviously stupidly) goes undercover as a woman because he hates the idea of Usopp getting anywhere near someone as grungy as Orochi. He won’t admit that he’s actually genuine fallen in love with Usopp (even though everyone knows) but goes to great lengths to protect her. And Usopp is very taken by the female-presenting Sanji. He makes for a very cute woman.

4. Sanji hurts his precious hands somehow. Usopp draws the short straw and becomes his aid in the kitchen and stuff. They’ve never really hung out together so they both expect it to be a drag. Except...they get to start knowing each other for reals. Sanji teaches Usopp some advanced cooking techniques, Usopp gives Sanji lessons on his Pop Greens, that sort of thing. Eventually Sanji’s hands are better. But...they still hang together. Spend time relaxing, chatting. And one night, nothing too special about it, one of them lays their head against the other, their hands meet, they snuggle...go where you want with it after that. Blowjobs? Full-on sex? If you do decide on straight-up sex, I would prefer Sanji bottoms.

5. Because of the genetic manipulation his father did, Sanji is just not quite human. He goes into heat occasionally. Usopp happens to be alone with him when it happens. Sanji is practically out of his mind from the heat. Usopp makes the decision to help Sanji through it. Feelings follow!

6. Again, the genetic manipulation angle. But this time, Sanji has an imprinting mechanism in him. He resists it, but slowly he’s getting more and more agitated as his needs aren’t met. It isn’t until Usopp confronts him on his changing attitude towards him that Sanji fesses up. Usopp is flattered but just not sure if they could work. They give it a shot still! And maybe it better than either ever thought it could be!


Steven Universe

Jasper/Lapis Lazuli

Hurt/comfort me. No hurt/no comfort. I want to see mature discussions! My headcanon is that when they were Malachite it wasn’t a ‘true’ fusion. They fought against each other and didn’t even have a singular voice. I would love you to bits if you introduce the ‘real’ Malachite. I do have some fanart that I drew that displays my version of Malachite! drawnbadly on tumblr. It also has my AU for how Jaspis could work.

Basically, I see Jaspis as a try in Gem terms for dom/sub relationships. Lapis as the dominant one, Jasper as the submissive one. Only with each other! Jasper is still assertive and likes to pull the reins a bit on Lapis while Lapis (in canon) doesn’t accept the burden of commanding Jasper.

Specific Ideas: 1. When Jasper asks Lapis to fuse again on that boat, I want Lapis to say yes BUT they need to talk and come to an agreement. They have a genuine adult conversation that Steven helps mediate and they finally figure something out. They talk about the hurt and then finally try fusing again. And it’s better than before!

2. Lapis goes with Peridot and Steven to Beta Kindergarten. After some angst and Jasper obviously pining for Lapis, the fight starts. Everything goes like in canon except Lapis hears Jasper’s ’no one wants to stay with me’ part. She then makes the choice. She goes to Jasper as she’s corrupting and commands her to let Steven fix her. Jasper does and immediately begs for Lapis to be her Gem, the one she belongs to. Really get some dom/sub feelings going on. Lapis takes on the responsibility of Jasper and Jasper is just. So. Happy.

3. Pre-show, Jasper was the one who took Lapis’ damaged gem off the battlefield for interrogation. But surprise! Lapis, while injured, reforms. I realize this Lapis isn’t nearly as traumatized as her canon self, yet there’s still an underlying strength that I think Jasper would recognize. She recognizes it so much that it fills the horrible gap where Pink Diamond used to be. Immediately Jasper kicks into gear to save her Gem, knowing they were on their way to possibly destroy Lapis. They escape! To where? I dunno. Could be delightfully angsty if they found refuge with the Crystal Gems. I imagine Jasper would have PLENTY to say to Rose. Heck, she might even figure it out based on the same voice and the gem location.

4. Smut option. Lapis needs to ‘claim’ Jasper. Shows of dominance and kink play to reinforce their positions would be great!


Hellsing

I’m familiar with all animated canons. The original anime, Hellsing Ultimate, and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. I’d love fics from any of them!

Zorin Blitz/Seras Victoria

I think Seras absorbed Zorin after their fight. I want Seras to dominate, control, torture Zorin. Mindrape her, that sort of thing. Zorin got off too easy in Ultimate. Now, Seras is in full control and she’s never letting Zorin go. Pip can get in on it a bit but I ultimately want the focus to be on Seras and Zorin.

Walter Dornez/Alucard

I love these two. Alucard’s lament in Ultimate at Walter discarding his humanity is delicious, and Walter going down on the flaming helicopter in the original anime series is great. Walter has so much to play with, and Alucard is good at playing around too.

I know GirlyCard is a thing. Not interested in that. I want these two men to have something happen that Walter can see past Alucard and see Dracula. I want a human connection even with how inhuman Alucard is. Not totally suited for the Abridged series, I’ll admit.

For Abridged, I’d love for Alucard to convince Walter to help him go through with his threat to the Pope. Walter goes along on the ride simply hoping to keep the body count low.

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